Envy's Letters

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Dear Reader/Fan,

My, hello everyone! It's been quite a while since I have last updated the story of my life 'HomUnculuS', but between you and I: Edward has been very much taken up by his teenage hormones that have kicked in rather early, and...he's been a bit of a handful recently! So, to compensate while I finish up my next chapter, I have embraced the exciting art of online letters, and shall thus respond to your "'net letters" (no swearing, please, unless in jest! I shall not take kindly to nastiness) and whatever questions, tit-bits of information, and greetings you wish to bestow.

If I am able, I will persuade Edward to respond to your letters either by himself or alongside my own. I apologise for any offense he may deal out, depending on his mood.

Goodness, it was such a trial getting used to these confounded machines you humans call 'computers'! They try my patience so with their endless keys and problems and commands! So, if I am ever late in my responses, assume that I have flung this wretched contraption clean out of the window in a blind rage, and am in the process of buying a new one.

I hope all of you will have as much fun writing your letters as much as I will enjoy receiving and responding to them!

Yours sincerely,

Envy (Homunculus)

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P.S: The next installment of 'HomUnculuS' will be up shortly! Please be patient and forgive my horribly long 'haitus', as you call them.


Hey there, Icefrosty here! (and before any ofyou ask, Envy is not really the writer of 'HomUnculuS'. I've just made out that he is here XP)

I'm so, so sorry for the long wait-I've been caught up in exams and my other fics that I have been updating on my Deviantart account, so I've barely had time to update my fic HomUnculuS. I hope you'll enjoy contributing to this write-and-response malarky!

So yeah, I decided (very late) to do this to entertain you fans of HomUnculuS (which this 'Letters' fic takes after, thus Envy is the way he is), and perhaps even those who are not aware of my fic, while I continue with the next chapter.

Important Note: You'll have to imagine that Envy and OC Edward Green were transported to the present day instead of the past for this one, have decided to live here, and go on from there ^^

Those who are fans can relate to events and people and whatever in the chapters so far. You can be literally anybody-yourself, another FMA character from the original anime/manga series, someone from my 'HomUnculuS' fic, or the hobo from across the street—anything! XD You can also ask and say anything—but if it's something rude, keep in mind that Envy will not react in a positive manner, shall we say!

To post a letter, please either PM me or post it in a review, either way is fine ^^.

Thank you so much for your reviews and patience, and have fun!

-Frosty x