I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CODE GEASS CHARACTERS!

- INTRO: When Lelouch Lamperouge woke up, and when getting ready, he noticed that his best friend and lover Suzaku Kururugi was sleeping on the ground. So, the natural thing that came to mind was wake him up. But when he pulled at a pillow on his bed, he got an even worse surprise.

Another Suzaku, on his bed! "Wahhh? What the hell? Two Suzakus?" Lulu screeched out and made both of them jump up. "Whats wrong Lulu?" they said in unison and looked at each other before screaming just as loud as Lelouch did.

LPOV

'Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!' there were two Suzaku's in my room. One was nude and one was in his pajamas. "Lulu, are you ok?" naked Suzaku asked and stood up, making me turn red.

"DUDE, YOUR NAKED!" the clothed Suzaku threw the sheet at Naked Suzaku and then ran to my side quickly. "Lulu, I am the real Suzaku, not him."

"No, I am, believe me Lulu!"

"No! I am!"

"I am!"

"I am!"

Then the naked Suzaku jumped the clothed Suzaku and they tumbled to the ground in a fist fight.

"ENOUGH! Come here, both of you!" I yelled and grabbed a sharpie from the ground.

"What are you doing?" They asked in unison and stood up side by side. I sighed and drew a 1 on the clothed Suzaku and a 2 on the other Suzaku.

"Now, both of you, go shower or something, I am making breakfast. What do you want?"

"Banana Pancakes and bacon,"

"Sunnyside eggs and bacon,"

I groaned outwardly, "How about cereal and cereal? I haven't gone shopping yet."

"Fine," they sighed disappointed and then walked into the bathroom together.

"No sex you two! It is considered incest!" I chuckled and walked out to a confused Rolo.

"Don't ask, just make sure they stay in this house. I am going out. I have stuff to do. Tell them I went to the grocery store." I looked at Rolo nod and I vanished.

So…what do you think of my horrible first chapter?

Lulu: You bore me….Why would I not want Suzaku incest?

Suza 1&2: 8-O Seriously Lulu…

Lulu: Yep.

Suza1: Well, Lulu is mine, so no incest. Unless your involved Lulu.

Lulu: *cough cough* I rather watch.

Liz: Awkward…OK SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER XD