I was stalling Voldemort for Harry. He was destroying the last horcrux. So Voldemort was surrounded by death eaters there was no escape for me.

"I am going to kill you now little girl" he told me laughing evilly.

"Uh okay but before you do I have a last request." I said really fast.

"What is it?" he glared evilly at me.

"Can you tell me why you became evil?" I asked truly curious.

He sighed and nodded.

"Yay! Story time! Story time!" the death eaters said. They jumped up and down clapping. Then they sat in a circle around Voldemort cross-legged. I joined them. Voldemort began.

"It all started when I was at Hogwarts." He said dramatically.

"I was in love with a girl. Deeply in love." He paused for effect.

"Then she fell in love with Albus Dumbledore. And it was probably by accident but I am not sure, he killed her. Most likely on accident." Tears appeared in Voldemort's eyes.

"So I became evil and vowed to be the strongest one out there. Then I would be able to kill Dumbledore."

I was starting to like the story when Harry came up randomly and killed Voldemort.

"Hey!" said the death eaters like kindergarteners.

"I was starting to like the story!" I told him.

"yeah!" said the death eaters still like kindergarteners.

"Sorry." said Harry.
"you were just a distraction, and it is your dream Amy." Harry explained.

The end

And this really was a dream.

i have even weirder ones normally.
including one about an evil donut conspiracy.