Attention: Everyone knows the story of "The Three Little Pigs", but I doubt that you have ever heard it like this before….
INTRODUCTION:
Once upon a time there lived three little Mario Bros. These Mario Bros. were distinctly diverse from one another. There names were as follows: Mario, Luigi, and Wario. Now, if you have ever heard of these three characters than you surely know which roles they will play. Mario is the hard working of the three. Mario stands for justice and heroic deeds; therefore, he is almost always the protagonist of a story. Luigi is definitely not a ghastly character in the world of Mario. Luigi is just….lazy and carefree. In contrast, Wario is a completely different character. Wario is a conniving malicious fiend who is never portrayed as being the hero. Well, now that I have introduced the main characters that I am certain didn't even need explained. I will tell the story:
All three characters were sitting right outside. They were waiting for the mailman for he was about to deliver their only ticket to wealth. Mario was patiently waiting with a smile on his face. Luigi was waiting anxiously with a smirk on his face. Wario was waiting very intolerantly farting and panting.
Finally, the mailman was pulling up onto the road in which they were waiting on. He handed Mario the letter and took off. Wario and Luigi quickly ran to Mario waiting for him to open the letter which likely held money in a large amount. Mario slowly opened the letter and all the coins almost fell out. In all, there were 300 coins and a note in this letter. Wario quickly argued over who would get what for he was not smart enough to know that 300 coins could easily be divided by three. Mario handed Luigi and Wario over there share of coins (100 each). Luigi and Wario both ran off into the world to spend their small fortune forgetting the note that was left in the letter. Mario looked at the note which said:
Dear Mario, Luigi, and Wario:
If you are reading this, then I have passed away… I know that this is not a very large amount of money, but it is all I could spare considering I had to leave my fortune to closer friends and relatives. Mario, I trust you far more than anyone else and I believe that you will know what to do…I would appreciate it if the money went to a proper/profound use and not on something insignificantly invaluable...but I know better. Mario I know you will know what to do. Just take care of the other two.
Best Wishes,
Toadsworth
That is when Mario realized something….
Meanwhile, Luigi and Wario were flying down the road to hit the store. They could not wait to spend what they were given. They were both in need of a house, but they wanted other things… Wario was the first one to reach the store. He quickly went to the "destructive" aisle which included bombs, bullet bills, and other trinkets. Luigi went to various aisles in the store and bought things like: books, gloves, stylish clothing, and other miscellaneous things he didn't need…
Mario had a plan. He went to a place where he could buy things to build houses. When he entered the store, he was graciously pleased for everything was on sale! He bought everything that he needed and even had ten coins to spare by the time he was done shopping.
Luigi and Wario were finally done shopping! When they hit check out, they both had spent 90 coins each. They were very happy and went straight back to their little area they were before when they were waiting on the mailman. In the back of both of their minds, they knew they didn't have anywhere to sleep that night…
So, Mario went straight to work building his house while the other two played with their toys and gadgets… In about seven hours, Mario was done with his house and went inside. He noticed there was nothing to do in his house…He had built a chimney and even a door, but there was nothing to do in his house. He needed furniture such as a bed or a couch. He needed a stove and a refrigerator. He did still have ten coins but he needed at least thirty to get his basic needs…
Luigi and Wario were getting tired of there toys. The fun of using them was wearing off. Luigi finished his books and didn't want to read them again. They were both completely tired with no where to go. Then, they noticed a very nice house! It was magnificently created and the architecture creation of it was outstanding! They both knew that it had to be Mario's house. They both went to the door and knocked.
Mario answered the door. Wario and Luigi both looked extremely tired. They both asked Mario for a place to stay tonight. Mario smiled and told them that they should have used their coins wisely. Both Wario and Luigi begged Mario to let them in because it was getting to be extremely cold. Finally, they offered their remaining coins. Mario almost took their offer for he needed twenty more coins to get his furniture for his house, but Mario came up with a different offer.
Mario asked both of them to give him everything that they had bought from the store to him and to give him their remaining coins as well. Luigi and Wario both argued but ultimately had to give in. Mario knew that he was in an excellent position to bargain with them and took full advantage of this. Wario and Luigi gave everything that they had to Mario.
Mario, being the only smart character of this story, quickly went back to the store and bought basic furniture with the thirty coins he had, and he sold the trinkets that Luigi and Wario had bought so that he could buy other needs for a house.
When Mario got back, he put everything in the right place. Luigi and Wario were astonished to see what a magnificent house that Mario had created. When Mario was finished he told them that the house was all for them! They were both shocked from this statement and almost even felt bad. That's when Mario told them that they were stupid if they thought that he was going to live in a house. He had a castle that he was inherited to. He also told them that he sure was not going to live with them. He was going to live with Princess Peach for that was Toadsworth's true intentions.
Luigi and Wario were both grateful but hurt by these sassy comments. Mario ran out the door and went home knowing he gave his brother a nice home where he could live with Wario who is livable to fart the house down to the ground.
THE END
Author's Note:
So, how is the story guys? Did I do good or bad? It is my first story in a loooong time! I had fun writing it, but I know I can do a lot better. This is probably the most boring plot of any of the "Mario Fairy Tales" that I plan on writing. I will be more than happy to continue 'remaking' the Mario fairy tales if you all want me to! Please comment on this story. IF I did a good job, then tell me and IF I didn't do a good job then tell me. I am sure it isn't you all's favorite because it isn't even mine.
Don't forget to give me ideas for my next "Mario Fairy Tales" because if it is a good idea then I PROMISE I will use it in someway.
Everyone please review this story, and I will be more than glad to add more.
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