I was horribly bored and needed to laugh so I thought that since I am known for being rather annoying in some opinions (my family) I decided to put my annoyance factor to good use to come up with this rather short story. I hope you find it at least a tad bit funny.

~Restore My Soul~


Chapter One: Storm


Okay I had just happened to be in New York and being the stalkerish type of person I am I made my way to Westchester…well I wouldn't consider that a confession so I don't recommend calling the police. You can prove nothing…

I was wandering around aimlessly when lo and behold I was on the grounds of the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngster…first glanced I thought it was one of those asylums that my mother is constantly trying to send me to but when I snuck…oh I mean strolled across the yard and was nearly hit by a stream of lightning that came out a woman's hand, I had either entered a parallel universe or I was at the home for the X-men.

Let's go with the latter…

Yea I've heard of these people… (AHHHH OMG I COULD MEET WOLVERINE!!!!!) but I'm not obsessed. I do have a life and all…well anyways…

I could easily identify little miss lightning as Ororo Munroe. She's probably the only woman on this planet with white hair while she's still in her twenties and she was gliding on wind so it was pretty obvious unless you're my sister…

Hmm she seems so focused…I wonder how she gets annoyed. Well I'm a master at finding that out and with my help you can be too!

1.) Water her plants for her but keep the water pressure high. If the plants get blasted away, you're doing fine…

Yea I thought it would be a kind gesture but she didn't appreciate the fact that her flowers were uprooted and I had made a complete mess. Who knew water mixed with dirt made mud…and who knew you could easily slip and fall face first into it when you're fuming and causing a thunder storm. I didn't.

2.) Run around with a wooden spoon and a metal trash can and bang it while screaming "Storm's pissed! Hear the thunder!?"

Okay so when everybody saw that it was me making the noise they calmed down and continued whatever activity they were doing, until a real clap of thunder sounded and I started running around the yard screaming something about being struck by lightning.

3.) Throw a rave…in her room.

Okay do you think it's rather fair that she has that attic room and she refuses to share that vast amount of space? I mean c'mon have you ever tried jumping on the woman's bed!? You could hit the ceiling with the proper strength behind each jump. Trust me, I would know.

4.) Take her cape and run around the mansion screaming "I'm Superman!"

90 percent chance these people are gonna ask themselves who this superman person is. That doesn't matter. What matters is that you dodge those lightning bolts accordingly or find the nearest human shield. Jean can make shields…I think…

5.) Dye your hair white and follow her around telling every person you pass they you guys are twins.

In the beginning she will feel flattered but soon enough the annoyance factor will kick in and that scowl will come to her face. When it does, you know you did a good job. You can even throw some whooshing noises to pretend that you're controlling the wind!

6.) Tell everyone she's the Avatar.

I mean the Avatar was an airbender and she has that down. She also claims to control the elements; HELLO! If she just learned to control earth and fire she's pretty much set because with the whole rain thing she has water down, although she may not appreciate having her head shaven and the blue arrows being tattooed along her body.

7.) Ask her if she's ever had an ordeal with vampires.

Okay I know for a fact that vampires can change their eye color so she fits the bill in that category. For all we know she could have been bitten by Edward Cullen himself…she is rather stoic like a vampire, right?

8.) Tell Wolverine she has a crush on him.

Oh gosh who doesn't? Well she might not, but she should! He's like the epitome of sexy! However I am not obsessed. Once word gets around it will so be worth it…just picture that flustered aggravated face right now. It's classic.

9.) Crack a lot of corny weather jokes like "Storm likes her eggs sunny side up."

Haha, that would get on anybody's nerves. Corny jokes are a sure fired way to make someone want to slap you and sadly that is my goal today. That place needs a good joke anyway I mean they are so dramatic…like they're in an action movie or something.

10.) Tell her she could pursue a career in being a weather woman.

I think Channel five is hiring. She would never be wrong but they may get suspicious when they deduct her pay and the winds suddenly pick up outside. Eh…whatever. No skin off my bones…well it is considering nobody likes annoying people!

Well that may not be a sure fire way to get on Storm's nerves but it should get the job done to the point where you just might get kicked out the mansion. Too bad I'm such a genius at breaking and entering…


Funny? I don't know. I'm not always that humorous. This was just for fun and I hope you all enjoyed it. Next chapter…eh I'll take requests on the next person to annoy because I really can't decide. Thanks for reading and review, please.

~RMS~