Burga141 Writer Productions

Presents:

Duncan's and Noah's Bogus Trip

To

GERMANY!!!

Introduction:

We see Burga141 sitting on a comfy recliner near a burning fire place in a fancy living room.

Burga141: (Looks at the screen) Hi it's me Burga141, your TDI and Family Guy spoofing pal. You know my mother has been nagging at me that I spend too much time on the computer and not reading any books. So now I'm gonna give you guys a treat by reading my story that happens waaaaaaaaaayyyyy before the reunion show and TDQ. It's called 'Duncan's and Noah's Bogus Trip to Germany!' In this story, Harold accidently falls into Noah's time machine and goes back in time in Poland at 1939 during the Nazi invasion of Poland……this is bad because in this story he's Jewish. So it's up to Duncan and Noah to go on this extreme journey to find Harold and get him back home safely before they get killed. Let's begin with chapter 1.

Chapter 1: Port-a-Potty Time Machine!!!

At Noah's house everyone is there to watch the Oscars. The people are Geoff, Bridgette, Trent, Gwen, Owen, Izzy, Cody, Leshawna, Harold, Noah, and Duncan. The Oscars are about to begin.

Owen: Thanks again for having us over to watch the Oscars with you Noah.

Noah: No problem, besides it's nice to see you guys again after my knitting club turned it down………(eyes widens and gets nervous) I mean………chess club..uuuh yeah chess club.

Owen: (looks confused) Uhhhhhh okay?

Geoff: (Sitting next to Duncan and says to him) Dude, why is Courtney not here?

Duncan: Oh she is visiting her family.

Geoff: Ohhh… So how come you didn't go?

Duncan: Because her parents hate me which is no surprise, but also Courtney is still too embarrassed to have me around her family after my behavior at her Aunt Claudia's wedding.

Flashback

Duncan and Courtney are in a church with her family watching the wedding of her Aunt Claudia.

Priest: And if anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever hold your peace. (Silence for a few seconds)

Duncan: (Looks around looking upset) Really? No one here is gonna say it? It has to be me? I'm the one to say it? (Sighs) Alright. (Shouts) GENITAL WARTS!!!!

Courtney looks horrified at what he just said and her parents glares at him.

End of Flashback

Oscars is starting.

Leshawna: Everyone quiet it started!!! (Everyone looks at the TV)

(On TV) Oscar TV announcer: Welcome back to the Oscar Awards. Presenting the award for best film director is Scarlett Johansson and for some reason Steve Bushemy.

Trent: Man look at the teeth of Steve Bushemy. I swear they are so big that they have their own business.

(On TV) Scarlett Johansson: You know Steve; the film director's job is never an easy one.

(On TV) Steve Bushemy: That's right Scarlett but tonight – (gets interrupted by one his big teeth popping out of his mouth)

Teeth in mouth: Hey where you going?

Teeth out of mouth: I'm going to the 'Honor of Chris Mclean party'.

Teeth in mouth: What the hell! We were supposed to go to the governor's ball.

Teeth out of mouth: And I told you Tim we would see how the evening plays OUT!!

Harold runs over to Noah in pain while clutching his stomach.

Harold: (Grunts in pain) Noah can I use your bathroom? I took a stool hardener before dinner (moans in pain) and they are fighting it out in there.

Noah: Yeah it's upstairs Harold.

Harold rushes upstairs fast.

Leshawna: (Crosses her arms and lowers her eyebrows. She shakes her head) M m m m m! I told that white not to take that stupid stool hardener before we left. But no he never listens to Shawney!

Upstairs Harold runs over to the bathroom in pain.

Harold: Oooooohhhhh boy I hope my wicked has anything to do with utter bowel movements!! (Tries to open the door but it's locked. He knocks on the door in a hurry) IS SOMEBODY IN THERE!!!!???

Owen: (Inside the bathroom) Yeah it's me but I just ate a lot of beans soo I'll be in here a long time (toots and laughs a little bit)

Harold runs to Noah's bedroom door with a sign saying 'Noah's room: STAY OUT CODY!!!'

Harold: I hope there's a bathroom in there (opens the door) Oh god! (runs in his room and spots a huge black object with a door on it) Oh thank god a port-a-potty. (Opens the door and goes in. Then a huge blue light flashes through the crease of the door and Harold screams inside of it) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Back downstairs everyone is wondering where is Harold.

Geoff: Yo where is that Harold dude?

Gwen: (Sighs) Maybe he feel in the toilet again.

Duncan: I'll go check on the nerd. (Goes upstairs and searches for Harold. He sees Noah's bedroom door is open and looks in there) Hello……Harold? Are you in here dork boy?

Noah: (Comes running in looking mad at Duncan.) Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty, criminal hands!

Duncan: I'm looking for dork boy-I mean Harold. He hasn't been down since an hour ago.

Noah's eyes widens once he saw a big red flashing light on that big black object. He runs over to it.

Noah: Uh-oh.

Duncan: What?

Noah: My time machine has been activated.

Duncan: Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine.

Noah: Yeah, I built it after I got bored with having to test that European See and Say for my job at the Euro Toy Co. as a toy tester.

Flashback

Noah is test the European See and Say. He pulls the string.

See and Say: The pig goes Wank.

See and Say: The Cow goes Sha-zoo.

Noah: It most certainly does not.

See and Say: The rooster goes Chickory-gee.

Noah: Where? Where does the rooster say that?

See and Say: The monkey goes Makawk.

Noah: Oh no no no, it does not.

See and Say: The elephant goes Thwomp.

Noah: Yeah, kinda.

End of Flashback

Duncan: (His eyes widen.) Oh my god, Noah do you think Harold might have stumbled in that time machine and gone back in time?

Noah: I don't know. Let's ask Rick Moranis and the back-up singers from 'Little Shop of Horrors'.

3 Back-up singing ladies: Da-doo

Rick Moranis: I saw a red-headed guy running in here an hour ago.

3 Back-up singing ladies: Harold the Doo!

Rick Moranis: (Walks to Noah and Duncan) He had a pained look on his face and was in a rush.

4 Back-up singing men: Had to Poo…………..Sho-da-doo…..ooooooooohhhhh

Rick Moranis: Then he stepped in the time-machine and then a big flash of light happened then suddenly he disappeared.

3 Back-up singing ladies: That's – When – He – Went – Back – In Time!

Duncan: (Eyes widens.) Omygod! Noah Harold went back in time! Do you know what time he went back into?

Noah: No

Duncan: (mad.) What do you mean no?! Didn't you build a thing that tells what time to go to?!

Noah: Oh I'm sorry Duncan. Is my time machine isn't good as your time machine? No no I think you've heard wrong. Stupid Delinquent!

Duncan: Well can't you press a few buttons and get him back?

Noah: I can't do that because he would need the return pad. (Holds the return pad)

Duncan: Well I can't believe I'm saying this but we need to go back in time and bring Harold back! Besides it would be worse to tell Leshawna this because she'll beat us to a pole!

Noah: (Shivers to that thought) Alright Duncan we'll time travel. (Puts the return pad in his backpack and puts it on his back) But be careful Duncan; don't touch anything in the past that could cause history to change. Even stepping on a mosquito could cause a chain reaction to the time period.

Duncan: Really?

Noah: (Laughs) Nah you could do whatever you want.

Duncan: Less goofing around and more time travel. Now let's go get dork boy.

They step in the time machine and then the big blue flash goes off and then they go in time.

Burga141: So how do you like it so far? Freakin Sweet I know. If you are wondering, I am writing this story as a parody of that Family Guy episode of 'Road to Germany'. We'll be right back after these totally boring days of waiting of a new chapter. Cya there!