"Hey, guys! I'm Fox McCloud!" Fox yelled.
"And I'm Falco Lombardi! And we're gonna teach you all something about Super Smash Brothers Brawl!" Falco cried.
As they continue, the music starts.
Fox said, "This is the secret technique used by the Smashers including us ready to brawl on the battlefield."
"Wanna know what it's called?" Falco asked.
"IT'S CALLED YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!" Fox and Falco do the YES Dance together.
"Now some of you all can't remember that sh** if you don't have words!" Fox shouted.
"So, we're gonna give you an example to remember this by!" Falco explained.
They do the "Work, beat, fierce, sound," part.
"It goes Prince Marth is gay. Prince Marth is gay! PRINCE MARTH IS GAY! PRINCE MARTH IS GAY! PRINCE MARTH IS GAY! PRINCE MARTH IS GAY! Who put the Smash in the garbage disposal? WE PUT THE SMASH IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!"
Fox and Falco both jump around in circles throwing their fists in the air. "TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING!"
"STOP!" Fox shouted. They stop dancing.
"I LOST MY SMASH BALL! FOUND IT!" Fox cried. They dance again.
"Well, I hope you guys loved that little tutorial on how to yes!" Falco yelled.
Falco notices Fox is still dancing."Uh-oh! Look at Fox! He's the caught the yes! Damn! Look at that smashing energy! Whoa, slow down, Foxy. Your power's too high! He's done this before! He'll yes to death! Stop, Fox! STOP!" Fox stops dancing and collapses like he's dead.
Falco sobbed, "My best friend just died from yessing too much! I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE YES! THE YES CAN CURE EVERYTHING! There are kids out there who wish to see humanoid animals more often in their favorite fighting video games! I'm gonna yes so hard and I'm gonna bring Fox back to life! DANCE!"
Falco dances as the music powers up and Fox moves and stands up. Falco stops dancing.
"Oh, my God! I think I was making out with Krystal! Why did you bring me back?" Fox angrily said.
"I'm sorry, Fox! But I'm glad you're alive! And I want you to have something!" Falco said happily.
"What is it?" Fox asked. Falco pulls out something from his pocket.
"It's a… SMART BOMB?" Falco shouted holding the Smart Bomb in his hand and it beeps.
"WHAT THE FU…?" Fox and Falco shouted.
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
They fall down and then the music returns once again as Fox and Falco lift up their hands with a thumbs up.
"IT'S CALLED YES!" They yell then they faint.
THE END!
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