A/N: This is dedicated to my lovely older sister who makes me listen to bad 80s songs and insists on dancing wildly around hot stoves. Yep...
Wilson sat at his desk trying desperately to finish some paperwork. It was late, although he wasn't sure exactly how late. Long ago had House's office light turned off and his friend limped off to do whatever it was that he did after work. Wilson almost wished he hadn't left yet, he could use a good distraction, but at the same time he knew he didn't need one.
"Almost done." he mumbled to himself, running a hand through his hair and glaring down at the paper set on his desk. Just as he had begun to sign his name at the bottom of an important form his door flew open and he dropped the pen in surprise. He looked up in alarm to find House entering his office with Chase and Kutner following behind.
"House? I thought you left." Wilson said, watching curiously as the three men who had just entered his office arranged themselves in a triangle, their backs to him, and House closest to his desk. Out of nowhere music began to play.
"What the hell? House, what is this?" He demanded, not recognizing the tune playing. Suddenly, House spun around and began to sing,
"We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?"
Wilson's eyes grew huge as House sang into his cane, Chase and Kutner bouncing to the beat in the back. When the break between the first verse and Chorus came, they jumped up and turned so they too were facing forward. Wilson pushed his chair back as far as he could.
"Take on me," House sang.
"Take on me!" Kutner and Chase echoed back
"take me on"
"Take on me!"
"I'll be gone
In a day or two" House grinned as the three of them danced, and Wilson tried to die.
"So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry"
"Take on me," House and the other two began to back up slightly, snapping while they did so, and Wilson hoped that meant they were coming to the end of the song.
"Take on me!"
"take me on"
"Take on me!"
"I'll be gone
In a day or two"
Suddenly, there was a musical break and House jumped up, waving his hand as he ran out into the hallway followed by Chase and Kutner. Wilson couldn't believe he was doing it, but he stood up and walked to the edge of the door, peering out at where the trio had now been joined by Cameron and Thirteen, who were doing some sort of partner dance with their respective boyfriends to the beat of the song. House approached Wilson, who suddenly realized that he was expected to be the third partner. stepping into the hallway, he slowly backed away,
"House..."
"Oh the things that you say
Is it life or" House crooned, coming at Wilson faster than Wilson could go backwards. Not that it made a difference how fast Wilson could go, he still backed into a wall.
"Just a play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to" House continued to sing, coming closer and closer, until Wilson turned and took off down the next hallway. House threw his cane aside and began to chase after him, the other four not far behind.
"remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway"
Wilson chuckled at the irony of the last few lines, but in doing so lost his concentration and went tumbling to the floor. Before he could make a move to get up, he had been surrounded by House and the others.
"Take on me,"
"Take on me!"
"Take me on"
"Take on me!"
"I'll be gone
In a daaaaaaaaaaay" As he belted out the last note, House held his hand out to Wilson, who hesitantly took hold of it and allowed himself to be helped to his feet. Chase, Cameron, Thirteen, and Kutner scattered about the hallway, dancing, while House stood in front of Wilson and started the chorus one last time,
"Take on me"
"Take on me!"
"Take me on"
"Take on me!"
"I'll be gone
In a daaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
The music faded out and Wilson promptly passed out on the ground.
"Dr. Wilson?"
Wilson opened his eyes and found himself staring at his desk. He blushed and picked his head up to find Thirteen standing in front of his desk looking highly amused.
"Sorry, I must have dozed off. What can I do for you?" He asked, straightening a few papers on his desk.
"House wanted me to give this to you." she held out a folded piece of paper and a giggle escaped her lips. Wilson frowned,
"What did House do this time?" he asked, certain that House was behind her giggles. Thirteen shook her head,
"Nothing...you were singing Take on me in your sleep and kept saying House's name" She gave an amused grin as Wilson's cheeks turned a firey red.
"Well..." he coughed, "Let's just keep that between us please?"
Thirteen nodded, turning and walking out of the room before she lost control of her laughs. She would probably tell Kutner, Wilson reasoned, but maybe not House. He looked down at the paper in his hands, unfolding it. Written on it were three simple words,
Wake up Jimmy.
A/N: umm...review?
