Me and my friend bow down to my awesomeness wrote this while text larping I was America while she was England. But it started as I was in a trolling mood so I decided to troll as America
Italics-bow down to my awesomeness
Normal-me
Chapter 1
I'm gonna make up words Iggy does that annoy you
Yes, because you'd be butching the English language
DUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEE I'm gonna anyway cause I'm the heroXD
Oh Great.
Yo Iggy watchya doing
Baking scones while listening to music
But dude you shouldn't cook it's really bad and I hope it's heroic music cause it's the best kindXD
First off you use to adore my cooking, and my cooking is superior. However I am listening to some Nickelback if you must know for a change.
No I was being the hero back then to make ya happy and your listening to 1 of my bands!
Says the person who orders take out burgers every night, and I am only listening to it because there is nothing on the radio
Dude hamburger are awesome and your cooking still sucks ass
And that will lead you to become a diabetic fat person, and at least I can cook
I'm the hero so I won't be diabetic or fat and I can cook too I just like MickeyD's better
Name one meal you've made in the last month that wasn't fried or hamburgers
Eggs, bacon, and not burned toast
…Bloody git
I also made chicken once!XD
Once?! I will never understand how on Earth you haven't died of heart attack yet
HAHAHA it was way better than that charcoal that you said was food and I can still lift more than you
My cereal caught on fire once and that doesn't give you free rein to criticize my cooking. Lifting stuff doesn't make you better than me!
HAHAHA can you make anything without it catchin' on fire and your face was epic after I pulled your carXD
My tea has never caught on fire so ha! Why did you even drag my car for miles? You could of just walked backed or did that thought not penetrate your thick skull?
Tea doesn't count and that way I could get to drive it sooner and I think outside the box duh
It's rude to be a show off you git, that's why.
No it wasn't showing off it was being the awesome hero
Ladies and gentlemen come before the hero
And I'm the hero XD
…git
Oh I can make anything to deal with Thanksgiving
It's not that difficult to stick a turkey in the oven for x amount of hours America, plus you and what's-his-name are the only ones to celebrate it
Hey you end up burning it in and I said all Thanksgiving stuff so pie, stuffing and all that stuff
I did not burn it! It just means it's done!
Yeah suuuuuurre tell that to everyone else while your at it and I can still cook better food than youXD
Oh wow America, thanks for the encouragement *sarcasm* *sulks some more in emo corner*
IGGY!
What and don't use that ridiculous nickname
Tony freaked me out and yea he's an alien
Aliens don't exist, and how?*walks out of emo corner*
He like popped up out of nowhere and than how does Tony exist
Well Russia and France stalk me house and appear out of nowhere and they don't scare me.
Yeah but they're just creepers and you already know that they're gonna pop up anywhere Tony doesn't usually pop up randomly
Tony is a figment of your imagination
No your fairies are and than who was on the monitor screen giving us info on the pictos huh
All he said was f***ing! He didn't say anything
Nooooooo at the end when he was gonna tell us their weakness he started talkin' normal and I could understand him
…That was the computer
Noooooo he's real I'll have to bring him to your house
Fine.
Hey Iggy
What is it America?
-pupppydog eyes- do you think I'm a good friend
*sigh* yes, you are a good friend
XD -glomps- you're a good friend too XD!
*squirms* gah! Get off me you bloody git!
Not till you hug back and you know I'll wait tell ya do
*Sigh* fine *awkwardly hugs America back*
-gets scared hugs tighter- Iggy there's a fire trucking ghost in my house help -tighter hug-
*squirms*A-America yo-youR suffic-cating me.
Oh sorry dude but seriously there's a ghost DX
America, you know there are no such things as ghosts, so let's see this ghost.
But Iggy what if it like takes over our body or something DX
America, that only happens in movies to scare gullible people. If that were to happen all I'd have to do is use some magic.
Your magic always back fires though
…that only happened when summoning, and Russia was the cause of that. Show me this "ghost"
-decides to find ghost, ghost really is- Russia dude how did ya get into my house and were you making those noises.
Da I was looking for vodka but there is none so I'll just leave-Russia leaves_
See, no ghost
Yeah, but the commie bastard isn't much better
*Sigh* He's gone now, probably stalking China in a Hello Kitty suit. You can spend the night at my house if you still are freaked out. You do Know he isn't a communist anymore?
I don't care and totally dude I'll bring Tony too!
*Facepalm* Just don't destroy my house.
I'll be careful and I'm cooking breakfast
You're the guest, I'll cook
No than I'll die I'll do the cooking you don't want your guest to die do you
*sulks* just no hamburgers…or coffee
I'll make ya tea but I'm drinking coffee and I'll make those eggs I was talking bout earlier:D
Alright I guess
-glomps again- You're awesome
Get o-off and I think you've hung out with Prussia too much
Nope I am 100% sure me him and Denmark have been on the down low for awhile so yea
*foreveralonefacepalm*
-glomps again-
*passes out due to suffocation*
Dude Iggy I let go don't make me get France
…*wakes up* git..
HAHA I knew that would wake ya up XD
*Glares* Well if you hadn't of suffocated me
Dude I'm sorry -puppy dog eyes- but you forgive me right Engwand
*Mutters* childish git.. I for give you
XD YAY -glances around- I think France is staring at us through your window
*Glances at window and meets the pervy smirks of France, Prussia, and clueless Spain, then walks over and shuts the blind and locks the doors and windows* peeping toms
HAHAHA those guys just don't stop annoying you do they
No *sighs*
Hey wanna play video games with me
*raises cattapil- I mean eyebrow* I suppose, what one?
Slender
Alright, I suppose
Sweet -starts game-
What is this game about anyway?
It's bout this guy named Slenderman and he stalks kids till they're grown up and than kills them
*gulps*That's very…disturbing
Yea and we have to find 8 pages of paper and not get caught by him or ewe lose the game cause he kills our character
Why eight pages?
I don't know but it's really hard cause the game placed at night in the woods
Great..
Yea the most pages I've got is 6 but Japan's gotten 7
So you win if you get all seven?
Yea I think so but there might be another level, probably something bout getting out of the woods
Great, so it's impossible to win?
I don't know there's probably someone who can do it just no one I know
Hm -lights flicker before electricity goes out
Cool mood lighting for the game
-Flying Mint Bunny flies over- Minty, can you check the wiring? Something is up*Whispers*
Ok England *flies away*
Yo Iggy did ya say?
Uhh nothing America, just telling Minty something hehe *heat mysteriously shuts off and the air conditioner turns on turning the room like 50oF or so*
-choices to ignore Minty subject- dude what is up with your house
I don't know *Minty returns* The bloody frog, albino, and clueless are in the basement.
HAHAHA they're trying to scare us it's just a game -character gets caught and creepy scream and music play-Whelp we gots a meeting tomorrow-yawns-
W-Wait, you have to help me get the pervs out of my basement!
Fine -goes hero on them in the basement- ok all done they're gone cause I'm the hero
-eats special ice cream then passes out-
Yep bedtime.
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