Me and my friend bow down to my awesomeness wrote this while text larping I was America while she was England. But it started as I was in a trolling mood so I decided to troll as America

Italics-bow down to my awesomeness

Normal-me

Chapter 1

I'm gonna make up words Iggy does that annoy you

Yes, because you'd be butching the English language

DUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEE I'm gonna anyway cause I'm the heroXD

Oh Great.

Yo Iggy watchya doing

Baking scones while listening to music

But dude you shouldn't cook it's really bad and I hope it's heroic music cause it's the best kindXD

First off you use to adore my cooking, and my cooking is superior. However I am listening to some Nickelback if you must know for a change.

No I was being the hero back then to make ya happy and your listening to 1 of my bands!

Says the person who orders take out burgers every night, and I am only listening to it because there is nothing on the radio

Dude hamburger are awesome and your cooking still sucks ass

And that will lead you to become a diabetic fat person, and at least I can cook

I'm the hero so I won't be diabetic or fat and I can cook too I just like MickeyD's better

Name one meal you've made in the last month that wasn't fried or hamburgers

Eggs, bacon, and not burned toast

Bloody git

I also made chicken once!XD

Once?! I will never understand how on Earth you haven't died of heart attack yet

HAHAHA it was way better than that charcoal that you said was food and I can still lift more than you

My cereal caught on fire once and that doesn't give you free rein to criticize my cooking. Lifting stuff doesn't make you better than me!

HAHAHA can you make anything without it catchin' on fire and your face was epic after I pulled your carXD

My tea has never caught on fire so ha! Why did you even drag my car for miles? You could of just walked backed or did that thought not penetrate your thick skull?

Tea doesn't count and that way I could get to drive it sooner and I think outside the box duh

It's rude to be a show off you git, that's why.

No it wasn't showing off it was being the awesome hero

Ladies and gentlemen come before the hero

And I'm the hero XD

git

Oh I can make anything to deal with Thanksgiving

It's not that difficult to stick a turkey in the oven for x amount of hours America, plus you and what's-his-name are the only ones to celebrate it

Hey you end up burning it in and I said all Thanksgiving stuff so pie, stuffing and all that stuff

I did not burn it! It just means it's done!

Yeah suuuuuurre tell that to everyone else while your at it and I can still cook better food than youXD

Oh wow America, thanks for the encouragement *sarcasm* *sulks some more in emo corner*

IGGY!

What and don't use that ridiculous nickname

Tony freaked me out and yea he's an alien

Aliens don't exist, and how?*walks out of emo corner*

He like popped up out of nowhere and than how does Tony exist

Well Russia and France stalk me house and appear out of nowhere and they don't scare me.

Yeah but they're just creepers and you already know that they're gonna pop up anywhere Tony doesn't usually pop up randomly

Tony is a figment of your imagination

No your fairies are and than who was on the monitor screen giving us info on the pictos huh

All he said was f***ing! He didn't say anything

Nooooooo at the end when he was gonna tell us their weakness he started talkin' normal and I could understand him

That was the computer

Noooooo he's real I'll have to bring him to your house

Fine.

Hey Iggy

What is it America?

-pupppydog eyes- do you think I'm a good friend

*sigh* yes, you are a good friend

XD -glomps- you're a good friend too XD!

*squirms* gah! Get off me you bloody git!

Not till you hug back and you know I'll wait tell ya do

*Sigh* fine *awkwardly hugs America back*

-gets scared hugs tighter- Iggy there's a fire trucking ghost in my house help -tighter hug-

*squirms*A-America yo-youR suffic-cating me.

Oh sorry dude but seriously there's a ghost DX

America, you know there are no such things as ghosts, so let's see this ghost.

But Iggy what if it like takes over our body or something DX

America, that only happens in movies to scare gullible people. If that were to happen all I'd have to do is use some magic.

Your magic always back fires though

that only happened when summoning, and Russia was the cause of that. Show me this "ghost"

-decides to find ghost, ghost really is- Russia dude how did ya get into my house and were you making those noises.

Da I was looking for vodka but there is none so I'll just leave-Russia leaves_

See, no ghost

Yeah, but the commie bastard isn't much better

*Sigh* He's gone now, probably stalking China in a Hello Kitty suit. You can spend the night at my house if you still are freaked out. You do Know he isn't a communist anymore?

I don't care and totally dude I'll bring Tony too!

*Facepalm* Just don't destroy my house.

I'll be careful and I'm cooking breakfast

You're the guest, I'll cook

No than I'll die I'll do the cooking you don't want your guest to die do you

*sulks* just no hamburgers…or coffee

I'll make ya tea but I'm drinking coffee and I'll make those eggs I was talking bout earlier:D

Alright I guess

-glomps again- You're awesome

Get o-off and I think you've hung out with Prussia too much

Nope I am 100% sure me him and Denmark have been on the down low for awhile so yea

*foreveralonefacepalm*

-glomps again-

*passes out due to suffocation*

Dude Iggy I let go don't make me get France

*wakes up* git..

HAHA I knew that would wake ya up XD

*Glares* Well if you hadn't of suffocated me

Dude I'm sorry -puppy dog eyes- but you forgive me right Engwand

*Mutters* childish git.. I for give you

XD YAY -glances around- I think France is staring at us through your window

*Glances at window and meets the pervy smirks of France, Prussia, and clueless Spain, then walks over and shuts the blind and locks the doors and windows* peeping toms

HAHAHA those guys just don't stop annoying you do they

No *sighs*

Hey wanna play video games with me

*raises cattapil- I mean eyebrow* I suppose, what one?

Slender

Alright, I suppose

Sweet -starts game-

What is this game about anyway?

It's bout this guy named Slenderman and he stalks kids till they're grown up and than kills them

*gulps*That's very…disturbing

Yea and we have to find 8 pages of paper and not get caught by him or ewe lose the game cause he kills our character

Why eight pages?

I don't know but it's really hard cause the game placed at night in the woods

Great..

Yea the most pages I've got is 6 but Japan's gotten 7

So you win if you get all seven?

Yea I think so but there might be another level, probably something bout getting out of the woods

Great, so it's impossible to win?

I don't know there's probably someone who can do it just no one I know

Hm -lights flicker before electricity goes out

Cool mood lighting for the game

-Flying Mint Bunny flies over- Minty, can you check the wiring? Something is up*Whispers*

Ok England *flies away*

Yo Iggy did ya say?

Uhh nothing America, just telling Minty something hehe *heat mysteriously shuts off and the air conditioner turns on turning the room like 50oF or so*

-choices to ignore Minty subject- dude what is up with your house

I don't know *Minty returns* The bloody frog, albino, and clueless are in the basement.

HAHAHA they're trying to scare us it's just a game -character gets caught and creepy scream and music play-Whelp we gots a meeting tomorrow-yawns-

W-Wait, you have to help me get the pervs out of my basement!

Fine -goes hero on them in the basement- ok all done they're gone cause I'm the hero

-eats special ice cream then passes out-

Yep bedtime.

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