Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

I'm depressed, and high right now, cause I ate like half a large bag of ketchup chips and wasted half of the $20 iTunes card I got from my best friend for my birthday. At least, half of my brain thinks so. I love Red Jumpsuit Apparatus :D


From: CherryCherryBonbon
To: FuckMyGlasses
Subject: Absolutely nothing. Open it anyways.

Karin, Suigetsu's looking at you.

From: FuckMyGlasses
To: CherryCherryBonbon
Subject: You, Cherry, are going down.

You know, you little pink-haired retard, you CAN text me. I got my phone back.

There's also something called pen and paper. YOU CAN PASS THE NOTEBOOK, STUPID.

There's also another thing.

WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TEST.

I don't care right now if Suigetsu's looking at me! I want to pass this fucking IT test so I can go on and study for Socials next period!

……Is he really looking at me? In what way? Regretful? Pissed off?

What's the answer to #4?

From: CherryCherryBonbon
To: FuckMyGlasses
Subject: Down what? The drain? WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Well, sor-ry, you PMSing bitch!

I left my phone in my locker. In my pencil case. So no txting.

Answer to #4 is 'Predators. Sex offenders. Internet sex offenders. Pedophiles on the Internet looking to have sex with children.'

Um….he was looking kinda sad, which was weird. Regretful.

Take your pick. I'm almost done. Just the last thing. Where do I put my name?

From: FuckMyGlasses
To: CherryCherryBonbon
Subject: Ummm, what the hell?

…Thanks, I think?

Maybe we all got different tests or something, Sakura.

#4 is 'Describe how to use a search engine properly without having inappropriate things (ie. Porn.)

Ooooooh, Naruto's going to have trouble with that one.

YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER, STUPID.

From: CherryCherryBonbon
To: FuckMyGlasses
Subject: SHITTTTT.

I did the grade 9 test. Not the grade 12 one. SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Pretty please, Karin, can you like copy and paste your IT test into the next email? With a cherry on top?

I'll buy you pocky and Starbucks for a week. I think I have enough money.

From: FuckMyGlasses
To: CherryCherryBonbon
Subject: You idiot. (1document attached: test#67)

Alright. You better have enough money.

And you better change the answers to sound like your idiot self.

From: CherryCherryBonbon
To: FuckMyGlasses
Subject: RE: You idiot.

I love you!

From: FuckMyGlasses
To: CherryCherryBonbon
Subject: ……

…….I loves you too.

Now hurry up and finish your test and stop emailing me.

From: CherryCherryBonbon
To: FuckMyGlasses
Subject: RE: ……

Yes madam!


The Notebook (VI)

(And no, it is so not named after that movie)

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If found, either throw it away or return to owners.

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The Notebook (VI) belongs to:

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Sakura Haruno, Grade 12, Homeroom 3, Locker #333

(I am the one with the pink hair, bitches, and it's frigging natural, I tell you)

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&

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Karin Utari, Grade 12, Homeroom 3, Locker #332

(Red hair, sexy glasses.)

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BTW, the owners are inseparable.

Fetchingly easy to find us.

We are like a pair of shoes.

Eww, Karin. Smelly much?

Fuck off, Sakura.

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Warning: The slander written in here is practically in-understandable, and is completely full of gossip, bullshit, insanity, swearing and the degradation of several persons.

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More like one person.

Shut up, Sakura.

Since we are so damn lucky and able to share all our classes together, (Thank you, Tsunade, thank you!!!!!) we share a notebook.

Cause we're cool like that.

And passing notes is so old-fashioned. We pass The Notebook instead. Less inconspicuous.

Schedule (because Sakura is stupid like that):

Period I + Information Technology (IT) 12
Period II + Socials 12
Period III + Biology 12
Period IV + Mechanics 12

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Period V + Home Economics 12
Period VI + French 12
Period VII + English 12
Period VIII + Principles of Math 12


Kari, Suigetsu's looking at you again, and I think he's admiring the fierce way you handle that knife while you're slicing up that frog. And it's my turn to dismember the poor amphibian now!

.Why must you say that again? He's always looking at me.

He and Sasuke are sharing a girl.

How frigging nasty is that?!!??!!?

Fuck him, I don't care if he likes me right now.

And here's the knife. And wake up Shikamaru; it's going to be his turn after yours.

And don't forget to cut out the heart, and MAKE SURE THE STUPID THING IS INTACT.


Classification of THE BLONDE BITCH

Written by: Karin

- Blonde
- Blue-eyed
- Tall-ish
- Stupid
- a cheerleading slut
- Stole away Sasuke and Suigetsu
- HER NAME IS: Ino Yamanka.

You do know, technically she didn't steal them away from us. She just kinda…found out that we had crushes on them? And decided to spite us, and dates both of them like the whore she is?

Kay, that burns and stabs and hurts. Sorry.


What Sakura and Karin want for this year:

- To pass Math 12 (Warning: EPIC FAILL!)
- To pass IT 12 (Why did we even take this in the first place? Why?)
- Get some sort of GPS system for our cellphones, since they ALWAYS go missing. (We must have lost at least a hundred cellphones by now…)
- Repeat above for iPod
- A graduation/birthday/Christmas/etcetera present that has four wheels, a speedometer, gas pedal, mileage, and uses gas and a battery to run. (Vroom!)

- The latest Plain White T's CD (j'adore Tom Higgenson's voice.)(Ditto.)
- Another chance at the apprenticeship for Mechanics 12 before being shipped away to secondary school (Admittedly very fun and dirrrrrrty).
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Pass the driver's license test. (Um, yeah. About that…)
- Love from two certain boys. (Yup.) (Yeah.)
- Take THE BLONDE BITCH down.

We swear, over The Notebook (VI) that we will:

- Complete the above list
- NEVER STOP MAKING SO MANY DAMN LISTS
- Get Sasuke and Suigetsu back.

.You know, Karin-chan, technically-

Shut up, Sakura, for like the gazillionth time, okay?

Okay.

AND STOP BEING SO TECHNICAL. We are now declaring war on Ino.

Sqwee! I'm on your side! When do we start?

Okay, Sasuke's looking funny at us…

No, you moron, he's staring at you. You like just laughed evilly.

Cool!

Now, we, Karin and Sakura, swear to:

- Declare war on Yamanka Ino for somehow double-dating two best-friended boys (Sasuke) (Suigetsu) that totally know she's duping them, and they aren't doing anything about it.
- And save them from the blonde slut's evil clutches.
- And have them into our clutches. (Since, um, we kinda loved them since preschool. Shut up Karin, I know it's been a damn eternity! Anyways, since Sasuke shared his crayons with me. Ah, those were the days. Now, we melt crayons with my brother's Zippo.)

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Now, off to finish the lab on that dead, heartless frog!

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Um, yeah. I don't really know what happened, just that this idea was ravaging me at like, 2 AM.

Review?

Love,

hypheniated