Summary- America and Canada (who?) plan to pull a prank on the rest of the G8. While looking for a spell they could use in England's books, something changes about America...
Warning- Language (My first fanfic so please be nice in the comments)
*Disclaimer- I do not own hetalia or the characters in any way*
Canada
The G8 meeting went as it usually did: France and England fought nonstop, Germany told everyone to shut up, Italy yelled "pasta" at some point, Russia scared the crap out of almost everyone, Japan agreed with America on everything, America was as loud as ever, and I stayed quiet.
I decided that he was going to start getting noticed easier. I went out and looked for the one person who couldn't go unnoiced: America.
When I found the noisy American I asked, "Uh, America. Can you give me some advice for getting noticed?" America's cheery voice boomed as he replied, "Sure Canadia!" Dang it, I thought, He can't even get my name completly right. America began, "Well foor starters, you've got to be louder." I sighed. This I had heard too often. America paused. I was confused, "Is that it?" America smirked. "No, that's not it , dude!" I said, 'Well then, what eles can I do to get noticed?" I was desperate.
"Well I could tell you more in exchange for a tiny favor." "What's this 'tiny' favor?" I asked, feeling a pit in my stomach. "Well..." America, once again, had a huge grin on his face. Uh oh, I thought, What am I getting myself into? "I've been planning out this prank... and I could use some help..." I knew exactly where this was going and I didn't like it.
"No! I'm not going to help you in one of those pointless pranks of yours!" I knew for sure that the plan would ,eventually, backfire on us. America said, "I thought that you wanted to get noticed more. Oh well." The plan not matter now many back-up plans. "No, I'm not going to-" I thought for a moment and realized that I had to help to get help form America on how to get noticed. "If I help him," I muttered under my breath. "I could figure out why people don't notice me so much and how I could get noticed more."
I looked directly at my brother's face. I knew I was going to give in, and I had just did. "Okay, I'll help you. If after we pull this off you help me get noticed more." "Agreed!" America exclaimed. Even though I knew exactly what I was getting myself into, I still told myself that I would stick to America's plan.
America
Canadia gave in, just like I knew he would. Wait a second, that isn't his name... It's almost the same thing but... His name is, uh... What was it... Canada! That is his name! Well, anyways, it was great to have him help with my prank, even if he didn't like the idea. We were headed to England's. When we were nearby, Canada asked, "Eh, America, why are we going to England's? Is he in on the prank too?" I replied, "Nope! We're going to look throught his spell books, try some out, and if they work, we'll use one in our prank!" Then, he muttered something I couldn't hear.
When we got there, that's when Canada started to worry. "Is this going to-" A sharp "Shh!" from me interrupted him. "Stay quiet. I need to make sure England isn't here still." I whispered. Canada had to ask me to repeat myself. After hearing what I said, Canada seemed very shoked. "You mean you didn't check before we come in?" Canada whispered angerly. "I checked but, I want to be absolutly sure." I suddenly relized that I hadn't and I wasn't about to admit it because I'm the hero.
To get to the rooms, one would have to go though the kitchen. As the we passed the kitchen, I stopped at the sight of freshly baked scones. I reached for one and took a bite out of it. After about a fraction of a second, I spit it out and exclaimed, "This pastry taste like petrified couch stuffing!" And believe me, they just tasted that terrible. Good thing England didn't hear that, he would have gotten so mad at me.
"America," Canada called as he opened a door in the hallway. "I think I found something." I ran up to him and as I saw the stacks and full bookcases I chimed, "Jackpot!" I ran into the room and opened a book. Flipping pages I said, "I can't wait to try one of these spells out!"
Canada warned me, "I don't think you should just go through the books like that. What if you move or say something that should go unmoved or unsaid?" "Dude, I'm the hero! Have I ever gotton you to do something that you shouldn't do?" I knew I was the hero, and if something did go wrong, I would definatly fix it as soon as possible. Canada muttered something that I couldn't understand. ''Huh?" Frantically, Canada replied, "None, I can't think of any time that happened!" "Okay th-" I had found the perfect spell to use. I knew Canada new that I was happy. "I found a spell that can make you invisable!" I was super excited, as any person could hear, as I looked at the book. "America I don't think that you should-" Canada said in a worried tone. But, it was already too late. I had begun to chant.
"Jab-na-toya-moto-meto-mackasa-gorda-isa-stipud!" A blinding light filled the room. Canada shielded his eyes from this light. When the light faded I happily asked, "So? Did the spell work? Am I invisable?" I noticed my voice seemed a bit higher but, I just thought that I was hearing things. Canada looked shoked and a bit frightened.
"Dude, are you okay? You look like you've just seen a ghost." At that thought I freaked out and went into panic-mode. "Is there a ghost! HOLD ME!" I was about the go and hug Canada when he said, "No. There's no ghost but, look in this mirror." Canada handed me a mirror. I stared in horror and surprise at the reflection.
I said the only words I could think and mustered out: "Holy crap..."
What happened to America! Found out in the next chapter of Gender-bent. To be writen soon!
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