"Oh no, guys! We've been so busy with Holy Musical Bman that we forgot about our word of the day calendar!" Brolden walks into a small room filled with four of his best friends sitting around a television watching My Little Pony.
Lauren's head pops up, "Oh my goodness, how long?" she looks genuinely worried.
"I don't know, Lauren. Maybe we could use them all today to make it up to the god of Red Vines."
"But today is the big interview!" Jim pipes up tearing his face away from his favorite show, "This god you speak of cannot help anyone but you, Joey!"
I crooked jawed man smiles, "You know it!" he high-fives Jim but Lauren gives them disapproving looks.
"What are the words?" Walker finally joins in.
"You're not going to believe this."
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Interviewer: And welcome to StarKid TV all you Youtubers out there! Time for a once in a lifetime interview with Brian Holden our crazy Lupin, Lauren Lopez our floor rolling Draco, Joey Richter our gluten Ron, Joe Walker our "happy-go-lucky" Umbridge, and last but not least, Jim Povolo our centaur friend Firenze! Welcome, guys!
Lauren: we express strong gratitude for interviewing us, Jasmine! And may I say your outfit isn't gaudy at all!
Jasmine: Oh th-thank you? Now about your new play…
Brian: Well, we can't wait for Holy Musical Bman! Although we wish the time would elongate, we think the fans will love it anyways!
Jim: Always eat a nutritious breakfast!
Brian (whispers): what does that have to do with anything?
Jim (whispers): It's a good lesson for the kids.
Jasmine: Okay back to the interview! Now, tell us about how you picked the winners of the tickets for the show.
Joey: We tried to be impartial on how we chose the winners. I hope people didn't think it was a hoax.
Jim: People in China feel oppressed!
Joe (Walker): I think all the meager pedestrians in China need to get the rulers to meditate on their sins.
Jasmine: Okay that's great, guys! So…
Lauren: Heed my warning, ignore them.
Joey: How do we know she's not an impostor! We have to keep her on her toes!
Jim: I want to inflate a balloon!
Walker: That's great, Jim!
Brian: Is this transmitting live?
Jasmine: Sadly, yes.
Joey: What's the matter, Jasmine? You're face looks almost wan!
Jasmine (whispers): No need to get insulting…
Jim: The Chinese should vanquish the government!
Jasmine: Now I'm getting scared.
Joey: You don't have one affliction!
Walker: I think you and I are akin, Joey! Besides the fact we have the same name, we are just both insane… Hey that rhymed!
Lauren: The knowledge of their insanity is cosmopolitan.
Jasmine: Well I think that's all the time we have for today! Thank you StarKids for joining us…
Brian: Don't forget to check out Holy Musical Bman! It's gonna be gala!"
Jasmine: I'm sure it will be….
*connection lost*
