Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to Puddy!
Happy birthday to me!
Woot! 16! Right, now that the self-promotion's over with, don't shoot me just 'cause I got bored in science. While I was supposed to be revising. And doing a past paper. Or possibly homework. Maybe all three. At least I wasn't drawing gambling lambs again (don't ask). Ah well, time for the silly little limericks. Should be one for each character if I get bored again. Which I will. No doubt. I'll shut up now.
Disclaimer: Do I look like Andrew Lloyd Webber or TS Elliot?
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There once lived a tom called the Tugger
Some called him a boring old bugger
'Til he called the magician
Who charged them admission
To see him dressed up as a mugger.
There was an old queen, Grizabella
Returned to the yard as a Seller
Old D's guesses were wide,
Sent her to Heaviside –
She only came back for a fella!
The leader, Old Deuteronomy,
Was full of some grand physiognomy
He seduced Gumbie cats,
Had it off with top hats
So that's what's behind his big progeny…
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Yes, I really was that bored...
