Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to Puddy!

Happy birthday to me!

Woot! 16! Right, now that the self-promotion's over with, don't shoot me just 'cause I got bored in science. While I was supposed to be revising. And doing a past paper. Or possibly homework. Maybe all three. At least I wasn't drawing gambling lambs again (don't ask). Ah well, time for the silly little limericks. Should be one for each character if I get bored again. Which I will. No doubt. I'll shut up now.

Disclaimer: Do I look like Andrew Lloyd Webber or TS Elliot?

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There once lived a tom called the Tugger

Some called him a boring old bugger

'Til he called the magician

Who charged them admission

To see him dressed up as a mugger.

There was an old queen, Grizabella

Returned to the yard as a Seller

Old D's guesses were wide,

Sent her to Heaviside –

She only came back for a fella!

The leader, Old Deuteronomy,

Was full of some grand physiognomy

He seduced Gumbie cats,

Had it off with top hats

So that's what's behind his big progeny…

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Yes, I really was that bored...