Just random thing I randomly thought up for the sake of randomness. How's that for random?


Nick Fury walked down one of the hallways in the SHIELD hovercraft. It was his birthday today. He just hoped nobody knew. He entered the briefing room and...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Tony Stark, Bruce Banners, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Thor, Phil Coulson, and even Natasha Romanoff jumped out and cheered. Nick Fury growled under his breath.

'Of course they knew it was my birthday.' He thought darkly. Confetti was shot at him, which only added to his anger. A stack of presents sat on a table, as well as a decorated cake with blue frosting and orange squiggles.

"Happy birthday Nick!" Tony said, clapping Nick on the back. He was reluctantly shoved over to the table, which Clint was now lighting the ten candles on the cake.

"Happy birthday to you!" Tony started.

"Happy birthday to you!" everybody else joined in.

"Happy birthday dear Nick Fury! Happy birthday to you!"

"Make a wish!" Tony ordered.

"I wish never to have a birthday again." he muttered, but nobody heard him cause they were to busy cheering and cutting the cake.

"B-day boy gets first piece!" Bruce said. A piece of cake was handed to Nick, who reluctantly took it. While nobody was looking, he dumped the cake in the garbage.

"Ya. I am officially deleting my birthday." Nick muttered.

"Time for presents!"

'Oh shit.'


Obviously short but i just had to write it down. Completely random thought I had! Review please! X3