Arty Cam
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Authors Note: This is about what happens when Foaly decides to make a reality TV show about Artemis. This is my first fanfiction, and constructive critism is appreciated. Also the numbers after some sentences mean there's a footnote at the bottom of the page.
This Story takes place after Artemis Fowl the Lost Colony
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl, if I did I'd be living in Ireland busy being famous and writing bestselling books, not fanfiction.
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CHAPTER 1
In which Foaly has an idea and Artemis eats mud.
Foaly was bored. Which was unusual for him after all the adventures and challenges he had since Artemis came into the picture. Things had finally quieted down a couple of months later at Section 8 after the whole demon crisis. After many attempted escapes, fights, disturbances of the peace, and one incident involving a couple of swear toads, some traffic cones, a bottle of shaving cream, and a spotlight(1) , the demons had finally settled down into a new area underground(2) that was made for them during the time that Holly and Artemis were on the demon's island Hybras. Although it seemed to them that they were on the island for only a matter of hours, three years had passed on Earth.
Foaly ate a carrot. He ate another carrot in a vain attempt to pass the time. Sighing, he thought about calling Caballine, but they had gotten into a fight yesterday, and he wasn't looking forward to talking to her yet. Finally, he decided to watch a bit of TV. The gas screens in his office had amazing quality and surround sound (plus the walls in his office were sound proof, so no one would know he was slacking off). He flipped through the channels one by one. Nothing. Unless your idea of entertainment was watching Cooking With Stinkworms or Answer Stupid Questions For Money! . Apparently, daytime TV is the same above and below ground, and Foaly's favorite soap opera had been cancelled last week.
Foaly decided to see what Fowl was up to. He opened up the screen that had direct feed from the satellites trained on Artemis. What he saw made his jaw drop open in amazement, but mostly from amusement. There, sitting on a hilltop in the moonlight was Artemis and a mud girl who appeared to be Minerva (she had definitely grown up a bit in the last three years). This though, was not the best part. The hilarious thing was that Artemis was trying to kiss Minerva, but had ended up missing and falling on his face in the dirt. Artemis was beet red as he slowly got up next to an equally red Minerva who looked like she was trying to hold back laughter. Foaly however, was already laughing his horsy behind off.
Then he had an amazingly simple, but pure genius idea. This is almost as good as when I came up with the idea for the bounce bags in the Section 8 helmets, Foaly thought. Almost. If the Mud Men could have reality TV shows, then why couldn't the People have them too? It was brilliant, he would have a reality TV show all about Fowl. He already had the cameras and technology, and he certainly had the time. Not to mention the budget. With a smile that wasn't unlike Artemis's own vampire one he reached for the phone. There were a lot of calls to be madeā¦
(1) Don't ask
(2) Far away from Haven
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Ciao,
Pirates for Life
