Artemis Fowl

Artemis: Why am I here?

CK_DARKBLADE: Because.

Artemis: Why???

CK_DARKBLADE: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU HERE YOU DUNDERHEAD!!! DIE!!!

(At this point CK takes out a massive Sledgehammer and whacks Artemis into the ground)

CK_DARKBLADE: THERE TAKE THAT!!! That's better now on with the story

Holly: Am I in it?

Foaly: Am I in it?

Artemis: Am I in it?

Butler: Am I in it?

Root: Am I in it?

CK_DARKBLADE: YES YOU ARE ALL IN IT!!! DIE!!!

(CK runs offstage and comes back driving a tank.)

CK_DARKBLADE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Everyone scatters)