Artemis Fowl
Artemis: Why am I here?
CK_DARKBLADE: Because.
Artemis: Why???
CK_DARKBLADE: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU HERE YOU DUNDERHEAD!!! DIE!!!
(At this point CK takes out a massive Sledgehammer and whacks Artemis into the ground)
CK_DARKBLADE: THERE TAKE THAT!!! That's better now on with the story
Holly: Am I in it?
Foaly: Am I in it?
Artemis: Am I in it?
Butler: Am I in it?
Root: Am I in it?
CK_DARKBLADE: YES YOU ARE ALL IN IT!!! DIE!!!
(CK runs offstage and comes back driving a tank.)
CK_DARKBLADE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Everyone scatters)
Artemis: Why am I here?
CK_DARKBLADE: Because.
Artemis: Why???
CK_DARKBLADE: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU HERE YOU DUNDERHEAD!!! DIE!!!
(At this point CK takes out a massive Sledgehammer and whacks Artemis into the ground)
CK_DARKBLADE: THERE TAKE THAT!!! That's better now on with the story
Holly: Am I in it?
Foaly: Am I in it?
Artemis: Am I in it?
Butler: Am I in it?
Root: Am I in it?
CK_DARKBLADE: YES YOU ARE ALL IN IT!!! DIE!!!
(CK runs offstage and comes back driving a tank.)
CK_DARKBLADE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Everyone scatters)
