Author's Note:
I got bored and thought this would be funny...
This Song Parody goes to The Cups Song "When I'm Gone"
Hope you like it!
Xoxo Ravenclaw_Illusions
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They are the houses of the realm, yes Sir,
Scattered across all of Westeros
It's a massacre for the iron throne
They're recruiting an army – what-d'yah-say?
Rob:
Now he's dead
Now he's dead
Father was framed and now he's dead
Revenge is mine, I'll kill those bastards
But my marriage brought disaster,
Oh, The North Remembers, now I'm dead
House Tyrell:
Growing Strong
Growing strong
We're sneaky ladies growing strong
Grandma and Princess play the game
Marry every King before they reign,
Oh, 'She's still a virgin', growing strong
House Lannister:
I've got my banner for the realm, that's right,
Our house has the snobbiest of views
We've got money
We've got sinners
And incest to give you shivers
Plus, our inbred King beheaded Ned Stark
When he's dead,
When he's dead
You're gonna love it when he's dead
He was poisoned at his wedding
It's the throne that you're now getting
Oh, I know you're gonna love it when he's dead
Stannis:
They'll be dead
They'll be dead
The Red Witch promised they'll be dead
Winter is coming, hear me roar
The night dark and full of terror
Oh, The Red Witch promised they'll be dead
The Nights Watch:
I've vowed my service on the wall, yes Sir,
Who needs to marry anyway?
I'll wear the black to guard the seven kingdoms
Oh Gods, I'm freezing, spare me – what-d'yah-say?
When I'm dead
When I'm dead
You'll have to burn me when I'm dead,
White walkers live today, I swear,
I'll come back if you don't dare,
Oh, you'll have to burn me when I'm dead
Daenerys:
I'll be Queen
I'll be Queen
I'll claim the throne and I'll be Queen
My husband died, and I miscarried
Now I've got dragons, and unsullied
I'll rule the Kingdoms when I'm Queen.
