Author's Note:

I got bored and thought this would be funny...

This Song Parody goes to The Cups Song "When I'm Gone"

Hope you like it!

Xoxo Ravenclaw_Illusions

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They are the houses of the realm, yes Sir,

Scattered across all of Westeros

It's a massacre for the iron throne

They're recruiting an army – what-d'yah-say?

Rob:

Now he's dead

Now he's dead

Father was framed and now he's dead

Revenge is mine, I'll kill those bastards

But my marriage brought disaster,

Oh, The North Remembers, now I'm dead

House Tyrell:

Growing Strong

Growing strong

We're sneaky ladies growing strong

Grandma and Princess play the game

Marry every King before they reign,

Oh, 'She's still a virgin', growing strong

House Lannister:

I've got my banner for the realm, that's right,

Our house has the snobbiest of views

We've got money

We've got sinners

And incest to give you shivers

Plus, our inbred King beheaded Ned Stark

When he's dead,

When he's dead

You're gonna love it when he's dead

He was poisoned at his wedding

It's the throne that you're now getting

Oh, I know you're gonna love it when he's dead

Stannis:

They'll be dead

They'll be dead

The Red Witch promised they'll be dead

Winter is coming, hear me roar

The night dark and full of terror

Oh, The Red Witch promised they'll be dead

The Nights Watch:

I've vowed my service on the wall, yes Sir,

Who needs to marry anyway?

I'll wear the black to guard the seven kingdoms

Oh Gods, I'm freezing, spare me – what-d'yah-say?

When I'm dead

When I'm dead

You'll have to burn me when I'm dead,

White walkers live today, I swear,

I'll come back if you don't dare,

Oh, you'll have to burn me when I'm dead

Daenerys:

I'll be Queen

I'll be Queen

I'll claim the throne and I'll be Queen

My husband died, and I miscarried

Now I've got dragons, and unsullied

I'll rule the Kingdoms when I'm Queen.