A/N: Gomen for not updating The Story of Them. I got this idea soo i just kept writing and writing. It was meant to be a one-shot... but at most its going to be a three-shot. Anyway, Enjoy!


Natsu P.O.V

It was a warm day in Magnolia. But for some reason, the news reporter said that it was 28 degrees Fahrenheit and that to stay warm, it's suggested to wear a jacket. I don't get it; it's completely warm to me. It was a week before Christmas and snow was falling out of the sky. "Great," I mumbled, "Christmas is just around the corner and I still have no money to buy gifts for anyone."

I got out of bed and changed into school uniform. I debated if I should bring my lighter to school because last time, the teachers thought I was smoking when really, I was just enjoying the flame. I think fire is cool. I also really like dragons. I shrugged and stuffed the lighter in my pocket anyway. "Natsu! Breakfast is ready!" My step mom, Grandine shouted."

"Yosh! Food!" I opened my door and ran down the stairs. When I got into the kitchen, I was drooling. There were waffles, and pancakes, and bacon, and sausage! Not only was there a lot of food, Grand's, my nick name for her, is an AWESOME cook. I grabbed a chair and started to chow down.

"Natsu!" I looked up to my dad, Igneel, who was crossing his arm over his chest. In his hand, he was holding the newspaper, "save some for the rest of us, will yeah?" He came up to me and wacked me in the head with his newspaper.

"Why'd you do that you old fart!?" I shouted, 5 strands of bacon coming out of my mouth. "Natsu, why do you still where that old scarf?" Igneel asked, completely ignoring what I just said. 'Because you gave it to me and you go on a lot business trips and I miss the comfort of my dad in the house. Duhh' I thought. I would never say that out loud to him. I want him to think of me as a fearless, athletic son, not a son that mourns after he leaves.

"…." I didn't know what to tell him. "Uhh…. because it's a fashion statement?"

He raised a brow at me, "Oh, I didn't know you were into those kinds of things, Natsu." Dammit! Said the wrong thing! I was about to tell it off but before I could, Grand spoke up, "Well Natsu has to look nice for his girlfriend, Lucy, right~" 'Oh fuck! My face is heating up!'

"I thought Natsu already put a ring on that," Igneel said smirking. I swear I'm about to choke him.

"Well you never know," Grandine started, "He probably has, just is afraid to tell anyone so they live in separate houses." I got out of my seat and grabbed my backpack, "I'm leaving." I started to walk towards the door. "Going to Lucy's early? I see. Have fun. Oh yeah! I want 8 grandsons and 6 daughters," Igneel said. My face turned darker than Erza's, "Dad!" I ignored anything else they had to say and shouted, "Tell Wendy I said bye!"

I slammed the door behind me and walked towards school. Well, first I have to go pick up Luce of course. She lives down the street so it's not that far from my house. I pulled out my lighter and flicked it on. It's just so mesmerizing. As I was looking down at my flame, I saw a blur of black and white, so I looked up. It was Knight hold a brief case. "What the hell are you doing Knight?"

He turned around and waved at me, "Gajeel told me where you lived and I was looking for your house…." He opened the brief case and pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to me and I just stared at it with foreign eyes, "Can I burn this?"

"What the hell? No." We started walking and he started explaining, "Erza was talking about doing a Secret Santa with the gang. After school we are going to have a raffle to see who gets who." I saw Lucy's house so we walked up the pathway and as the civilized person I am, I opened the window and jumped in. I plopped myself on her bed and waited for Knight to come in. "The hell Natsu, you just walked past the front door," Knight said sweat dropping.

"Yeah but I always use the window. Besides, it's more fun!" I looked at him, "Coming?

He shook his and held the bridge of his nose, "Natsu, I'm not a dumbass. Ladies, don't like it when their privacy is invaded. So I'm going to knock on the door like the fucking civilized person I am, unlike you." I watched as he disappeared from the window. 'There's no fucking way he's gonna do it' Next thing I knew, there were soft knocking on the door. 'WOW, the hooded turd really did it!' I noticed that the light in the bathroom was on so I got up to open the door. "Hey dib shit," I said.

Knight gave me a dirty look, and then came inside. "Where's Lucy?"

"I think she's taking a shower," I said as we returned to her room. I opened the T.V and watched Dora. "Why the hell is she on Nickelodeon?" Knight asked

"At night she likes to watch Friends, and she's too lazy to change it when it's over."

"…And you're ok with watching Dora every morning?"

I nodded, "Yeah I got used to it."

"Why didn't you just change the channel?" I froze. Honestly, I never thought about doing that. It never popped into my head. "…I … Don't….. Know…" I heard Knight Face palmed and I rolled my eyes. Suddenly, the door opened from the bathroom. There, Lucy was wrapped around in a towel. Lucy hadn't notice us because her eyes were closed from all the steam, so Knight and I made our move to leave. Sadly, only Knight got to escape to the living room, because when I was about to leave, she opened her eyes and screeched, "NAATSU!"

I turned towards her and gave her a smile, "H-Hey Luce What's up?" Her face was soo red! My eyes started to wonder from her face to her very curvaceous body. I started to feel blood coming out my nose. She noticed my nose bleed and yelled, "GET OUT YOU PERV!" I'm not sure how, but she through a lamp at my head which knocked me onto the living room floor. I then heard a door slam.

"Ow!" I rubbed my head and looked up to see Knight laughing his ass out.

"Pyro couldn't get out?! And got knocked out by a girl?! That's too rich!"

"SHUDDAP!" I jumped right back up to my feet, "You looking for a fight hooded turd?"

Knight still had a smile on his face and slowly shook his head, "Natsu, if you couldn't win too Lucy, what makes you think you can beat me?"

I smirked at him, "Yeah, I can't win to Lucy the same way you can't win to Erza right?"

He had a blush on his face but tried to play it cool, "Did you just finally admit that you liked Lucy?"

The jobs were reversed, he had a smirk on his face and I was blushing, "Are you admitting you like Erza?"

We both gave each other intense glares, small blushes on our faces. "I know you like Erza."

"I know you like Lucy," I gave up. "Fine, yes I do like Lucy." I pulled on his shirt, bringing it closer to my face, "Tell a soul about this, you're gonna be set to flames."

"I knew it," he said, a victorious grin on his face. "And as long as were being honest, I do like Erza."

"Ya I know, Gajeel and Gray told me." His eyes widen in shock. Before he could say anything, Lucy's door opened and Lucy came out dressed in her uniform. She shot me a glare, then her eyes softened when she say Knight, "Hi Knight."

"Hey Lucy," Knight said, smirking at my dumbfounded face. She grabbed her keys and backpack. "Let's go." She opened the door of the house and we all stepped out. Locking the door, she turned in our direction, "Natsu , why do you always go to my house in the morning? And why can't you at least knock on the door like a normal person would?"

"Because he loves you and wants to see you naked," Knight said, rather loud.

Lucy and I blushed as I snapped my head in his direction, "NO I DON'T! And at least I don't love that monster Erza! What room do you have to talk?!"

"Says the fucking Pyromaniac!" Knight retorted.

"Boys," the voice sent shivers down my spine. It had to belong to the monster Erza. "What are you doing?" I turned around and I saw her. Thank goodness Knight has a thing with her. Knight walked up to her and hugged her by her waist. He buried his head in the crook of her neck and mumbled, "Morning Beautiful."

"G-Get off me!" Erza's face was bright red and she was struggling to get Knight off her.

"Pfft! Natsu," Lucy was doing her best to contain her laughter, "I think we should let the couple have some alone time" She grabbed my wrist so we could get out of their moment.

"So," Lucy started, "Any luck on finding a job for Christmas?"

"Ughh! I wish!" I crossed my arms over my chest. "Wendy wants a new DSI, Romeo, my sisters best friend and from what I can tell, future husband, wants a WIIU, Grandine keeps leaving hints around the house so someone will buy her a 74$ dress with 45$ matching earrings and 62$ matching necklace, and I don't know what Igneel wants. I don't even know if he's going to be here this Christmas. And to make matters worse, you won't tell me what you want and now Erza's forcing us to do this Secret Santa shit."

She gave me a reassuring smile, "Well don't lose hope. Just don't get me a present. They still have a couple more jobs around…."

"Lucy, Christmas is in a week! What jobs are still around?" I asked. 'And not getting you a present is outta the question.'

"Stop being such a dick. I found a job yesterday," she had a huge smile on her face.

"Really?" I asked, a little too surprised.

She gave me a glare that could rival Erza's, "You saying I ain't man enough to handle a job? I'm Manly! I can take on any job I want to!" I laughed at her imitation of Elfman.

"Hahaha, anyway what's your job?" 'I bet it's something stupid' I thought.

"Babysitter," she said.

I stifled my laughter, "Oh yeah, that's manly."

She pouted and stuck her tongue out at me, "Your just jealous I got a job before you!" I rolled my eyes as we finally made it on school campus. "Yo Luce, I gotta find Stripper and Metal man. Later," I gave her a side hug, then ran to the cafeteria. When I got there, I saw where the stripper and metal shit were sitting and went up to the table.

"Oi, Ash head," Gray said, already lacking a shirt, "Where's Erza or Knight?"

"Well they bumped into each other on our way to school and Knight made is move," I said smirking.

"Salamander, when are you going to make your move on Bunny girl?" Gajeel said, admiring his steel ball.

"When are you going to make your move on Levy?" I retorted.

"When he grows some balls!" Gray said.

"Shut up, at least I know how to keep my pants on!" Gajeel muttered.

Gray looked at Gajeel confused, "What the hell…." He looked down to see that he was lacking a shirt and his pants. "Holy fuck! When did this happen!" Gajeel and I snickered as Gray got up and started asking people if they've seen his clothes.

"Anyway Salamander," I looked at Gajeel, "I got you a job."

"REALLY?!"

He nodded and smirked, "You said that you would do anything for a job, right?"

'I don't like the sound or look of that' "What job did you get me?" He started rubbing his hand menacingly and made a weird face. The only thing weirder than his face was his evil laugh. "You," He pointed towards me, "You will be Santa Claus for Christmas."


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