I did not write this because I wanted Taylor to die but because he saw me writing in class and asked me to write a story on how he might die. He did laugh at this so I have his approval of it. Thank you very much for reading this.

The Real Story of How Taylor Died

There are many theories on how he died but I couldn't hope to list them all out as they too graphic some of them. Therefore I will give you the most spoken ones. One theory is that he was getting a haircut. The barber wasn't really a barber but the mass murderer, Sweeney Todd, and his assistant, Sirius Black, who instead of cutting his hair, cut his head in half. They spooned his brains out and made them into soup that night. One rumor is that he was getting a tattoo and as it would happen, the tattoo artist was not a tattoo artist but an agent for the FBI hired to kill Taylor. Instead of ink, the artist dipped the tatto needle in lethal poison and injected it into Taylor's back. Now the more popular theories are the least spoken of.

Taylor worked in a factory that made piano parts. He was opperating the machine up above the piano wire maker when he slipped on a banana peel he'd dropped earlier. He fell into the machine and came up diced like tomatoes in cans. Another one has some background to it. Taylor really and I mean REALLY hated history and especially hated his history teacher, Mrs. Mosey. It came to pass that he was talking to Mrs. Mosey when a bookcase full of history books fell on them. Or this one saying a hurricane came through town and threw him through a building only for him to get a piece of wood stuck through his heart. This one was brought up for fun. Hitler caught Taylor kissing a girl Hitler really liked. taylor was found a week later shot up, filleted, and in pieces. Wolverine got mad at Taylor for insulting Jean and Rogue and well, we all know how Wolverine deals with his problems. A wood chipper pulled him and Mrs. Mosey in and they became mulch for my new flower bed.

Now these are all theories but the real story is much sadder and involves the 'Tornado of Foresthill' in 2009. In Foresthill, a tornado swept through the town and just happened to find Taylor's classroom. It blew through, stealing papers from students and then it happened. The tornado hit Taylor. All the papers blew around him but he wasn't unscathed. The papers cut him so much, he died of paper cuts. to this day, his tombstone reads:
Here lies Taylor Smith

A true friend indeed he was

but paper was his end.
That is the true story of how Taylor died.

The End.