Return to the Time of Troy The characters in this story do not belong to me, except Courtney. Kristen belongs to my friend

Courtney – 5 ft 6', dirty blonde color hair, green/blue/hazel eyes, and is wearing tight blue jean capries with a red blouse and sandals.

Kristen – 5 ft 1', brown hair with blonde highlights, brown eyes, and is wearing blue jean pants, a white tang top with a light forest green jacket over it.

Ok, just to let you guys know this story was originally called the Saving or Sabotaging of Troy, however Kristen (the original publisher) could not continue with the story because of some major difficulty. So now as the co- writer of this story I have taken over in publishing it on FanFiction. Now please enjoy the story!!

Chapter 1

It was an early Friday morning and yesterday, Kristen saw Troy. It was constantly on her mind, but most movies did that to her. Right now she was very tired and oblivious to the fact that everyone was leaving the school bus. Crap!! Everybody's leaving the bus!! She thought. Gotta find Courtney, where is she?!

"Courtney!!!! I got something to tell you!!!!!!!!" she yelled

"Oh, hi. What is it?!" Courtney yelled back. Kristen ran up to her.

"I saw TROY!!!! It was great!" Kristen sighed "It was so sad."

"No Shit! Achilles dies. He wasn't supposed to die!" Courtney replied

"Are you doing anything this weekend?" Kristen asked.

"No. Why are you changing the subject?" Courtney responded while going inside the school. "C'mon, Kris we're gonna be late!"

"I'm not changing the subject! I'm asking if you wanna see Troy again!!!!" Kristen snapped.

"Stupid question. Of Course!!!!!!!!!!!" Courtney answer excitedly. The bell rang.

"Crap, we're late again!" Kristen sighed

"Where the bloody hell is she?" Kristen mumbled. It was eight o'clock and Courtney was expected to be here 20 minutes ago. Dammit, we're gonna miss the movie if she doesn't come. Does she always have to be late?! Just then Courtney's van pulls into the drive way and starts apologizing for being late. Kristen wasn't listening, she just threw Courtney into the car and they left.

"sniffles I didn't say goodbye to my Mommy! sniffles, starts to sob" Courtney whimpered.

"Oh you little tart! We are going to see a Rated R movie and you're crying 'cuz you didn't say goodbye to your mom. That's sad sighs" Kristen remarked

"Hey were at Loews Cineplex." Courtney was blinded by tears, so she didn't notice.

"C'mon, lets get in so we can good seats." Kristen moaned

"Fine, but if I never see my mom again, I will personally . . . . do something really bad to you." Courtney whined

""That's threatening, Courtney. I am trembling with fear." Kristen said sarcastically

"OH!!! What now! Uh, What NOW!!!! We're at the frickin movie theater way too early. Courtney yelled at Kristen when they got to the auditorium showing Troy.

"At least we have good seats" Kristen answered back sheepishly.

"You and your Goddamn seats" Courtney mumbled. "I'm gonna go get some buttery popcorn yummm" she yelled

So Kristen sat there for a very long time awaiting the savory, buttery butter popcorn. Kristen was listening to the radio the theater had on. You know the one where they put on one song for 40 minutes straight.

"This sounds familiar." She whispered loudly.

Don't turn away Don't give into the pain Don't try to hide Though they're screaming your name Don't close your eyes God knows what lies behind them Don't turn out the light Never sleep, never die

"Oh God, it's Evanescence!! I love this song." She finally realizes it. Then Kristen mumbles Damned opera.

"That was Evanescence Whisper." The Voice on the radio said. "I know that NOW!" Kristen shouted at the screen.

"Now we will play Haunted." The Voice spoke again.

"I'm BaAak with the glorious popcorn!" Courtney sang.

"You just missed Whisper. Ha Ha Ha!" Kristen snickered.

"Oh shit, well, no popcorn for you then." Courtney answered.

"But I really want the popcorn." Whined Kristen.

"OK then, you can have some popcorn." Courtney said while handing her the jumbo bucket of popcorn.

"How much longer till the movie starts?" Courtney asked Kristen sitting down next to her.

"Uh. . . . . . –"

"Excuse me. Since you are the only ones who bought tickets tonight for Troy at this show time, we will begin the movie now." A person said

"Who the hell was that?!" Courtney asked.

"The manager of this fine establishment." The person answered walking out of the auditorium.

"Oh . . ." Courtney mumbled

"Well that answers your question about when the movie starts, doesn't it?" Kristen said as the lights dimmed.

"Do you want to keep eating the popcorn?" Courtney growled.

"Fine then. I'll shut up now. Anyway the movie is starting." Kristen whispered.

"SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Courtney shushed.

Courtney and Kristen sat perfectly still and quiet, at least for the first few seconds. Courtney kept mumbling the lines and Kristen kept slapping the back of her head every time she said something. The movie was at the scene when Achilles was talking to his mother, Theitis, at the beach, something was different.

"My son, if you go to Troy, I may never see you again. You were destined to die in this war, but the gods have given you a second chance. Two girls will come when least expected. One might be killed the moment she arrives. Make sure that doesn't happen. I want you to listen to them, even if you don't believe them. What they are saying is true." The goddess said to her son, Achilles.

"Courtney, I don't think that was the line." Kristen whispered in her ear.

"It's not." Courtney replied. "Maybe we're watching an extended version of it." She suggested.

"I don't think so." Kristen muttered.

"I really don't think it is either cause the only two girls I know that fight in the war is , well, . . . . . none." Courtney tried to answer her friend's question.

"Ummmmmm stares blinkessly at the screen lets just keep watching." Kristen murmured as she saw Orlando Bloom with no clothes on. Courtney waves her hand in front of Kristen's face. Courtney just looks at her and rolls her eyes knowing how Kristen lived such a sheltered life.

As the film continued, they heard another line that wasn't there before, this time Achilles said "I am waiting for two people to come and they would make their appearance soon after I left, however, they have not come yet." At this point, Kristen and Courtney looked at each other with concern and curiosity.

"What's goin' on, is this screwed up or what?!" Courtney said irritably and a little perplexed.

"What the fuck is going on?! What is he talking about? WHO is he talking about?!" Kristen screamed at the theatre screen in utter confusion. "Calm down, sheesh, let's just sit and watch to see if anymore lines are popping up in the damnest places." said Courtney trying to keep Kristen from doing something she'll regret. "Here some more popcorn, will that calm you?!" Courtney suggested.

"Yeah. . . Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I have a better one. How about . . . .I give you the finger . . . . . and you give me a the number to sue the Cineplex." Kristen quoted Neo from the Matrix with a slight twist.

"You're mean." Courtney pouted.

"Sorry, but if anything else goes fucking wrong, then I am seriously plan on suing." Kristen retorted.

"Ok, if you want to, sue for a million for all I care." Courtney sighed and continued to watch the movie epic battle scenes. Kristen was still angry stuffing popcorn in her mouth and getting butter all over her face trying to cover up her muttered curses.

Kristen finally rid most of her temper and stopped eating all the popcorn. The next thing they noticed was that they were entranced and couldn't move their eyes from the screen. Even when they strived to look in another direction, they couldn't. Then they heard a voice over the loudspeaker.

"Thank you for coming to Loews Cineplex today to watch Troy. I'm afraid that you won't be just watching it though, you are going to live it."

At that moment, the two girls were lifted out of their chairs.

"Holy SHIT!!!!" cried Courtney.

"You stupid gay ass bitch, what are you doing?! If you don't tell me, I am going to beat the shit out of you!!" Courtney and Kristen screamed at the same time.

"I would like to see you do that as your in midair." The manager
replied sarcastically.

"Anyway, getting back business, both of you have come to watch this
movie again and –"

"And your point would be? We can't help it if we love the movie." Courtney interrupted the guy and looked back to the screen to only see Brad Pitt bare-chested. She smiled gleefully.

"How come this didn't happen when I saw the Return of the King? I watched that three times." Kristen said too.

"And since you both love this movie so much, I believe you would want to see it up, close and personal when everything happens, don't you? Well, you will be going as two Greeks and you will be 8 years older since you are young. Now I don't want to keep you waiting, bye-bye, bon voyage, have fun, and try to live during the Trojan War." The manager answered.

"But what if we die?" Kristen asked nervously.

"It was nice knowing you." He said and laughed insanely.

All of the sudden, everything went white. Courtney blinked at they were laying on a beach. The sun was hot and the sky was clear.