Auspattinsonlove:
Once upon a time, in the rainy town called Forks, Bella Swan came home to find she had a present on her doorstep. A really large woven basket with a big pink bow! There was a card attached and it was from her vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen. It said -
'I thought that this would be a nice human experience for you
-Love always Edward'
Bella sighed, and pulled the sheet back from the top of the basket. In it lay a little grey kitten, fast asleep. He had white tips on his ears and on the end of his tail, and dark grey stripes covering his body. He was so beautiful.
Bella quickly swooped up the basket and unlocked the front door. As she walked into the house and placed the basket on the kitchen table, she felt a strange feeling inside her nose.
"ACHOO"
Bettingonalice:
Great, She thought walking to her bedroom, Edward buys me this beautiful little thing and I'm allergic.
Sitting the basket on her bed, Bella takes a step away to survey it.
As it stretched its little paws and looked at her inncoently, Bella couldnt help but feel a little annoyed. Once again Edward had wasted money on her, in his attempt to have her participate in every 'human experience' he could possible come up with.
"ACHOOO!"
Ahhhh, what am I going to do with him? She thought, once again, feeling somewhat annoyed.
Suddenly a wide smile spreads across her face
"I know exactly what I'll do with you"
Patsie:
Bella ran down stairs and came back with thongs and a spatula. She took a deep breath and scooped the kitten with the thongs and supported the weight with the spatula. "Let's see if you cats can really land on your feet"
She swooped the kitten on the air, watching it it spin 360 degrees in the air, it landed on all fours and started gracefully walking toward her pile of clothes.
"Oh no you don't!" Bella ran up to it but ended up tripping on her own feet. She smacked the floor with a loud thud. A melodic chuckle filled the room. When I looked up it was...
Bettingonalice:
"Alice! What on earth are you doing here?", Bella cried, pulling herself to her feet with as much dignity as could be accumulated under the circumstances.
"Well I was planning to help with your homework so we could catch a movie, but this looks like more fun" she laughed
lightly at the entropy that was currently Bellas bedroom.
Suddenly Alice was standing before Bella, terrified kitten in hand.
"Want to see how well he does if we fling him out the window?"
Bella looked startled at the evil grin that radiated enjoyment, so unusual from Alice.
"Wait a second...You cant be Alice, she would never suggest something like that!"
"AHAHAHA you discovered me" And ripping a mask from her face 'Alice' turned to face me. With a gasp Bella realised it was...
TeamEdward(me):
Emmett.
"woah, emmett, you were really convincing there!" Bella exclaimed, astounded but what she had just saw. Was she imagining? "how did you look so much like alice?!"
He laughed loudly, clutching at his stomach.
"even you're body...your face...?"
Bella was too shocked to speak, but Emmett finally managed to gain composure.
"Bella...
Patsie:
"...you are just extremely too unobservant"
"I wasn't?" she blinked.
His laughed filled the whole room once again. "No, you're not," he said, a little smugly. Bella took a good look at Emmett then. He was all in black, almost like a ninja. He blended well in the dark. "as for the voice...don't ask"
"How did you do the voice?"
Emmett just stared at Bella. She was the first to crack into a laugh followed by Emmett. Her face straightened out after seconds of Emmett joining her. Her face serious again. "No seriously."
Emmett frowned a little. Bella's shoulder twitched a little, Emmett frowning isn't friendly at all. He folded his arms to his chest and spoke. "It's none of your business..." he looked around Bella's room, loosening his tight biceps across his chest, letting his arms fall down to his sides. "Anyway, Alice wanted me to take you to our house. Said you had plans together. She said she would be busy doing some things, so she got me to get you. And well you know that Edward, Rosie and Carlisle will be coming home tonight. She wants you to be there when they get home...I suppose, I dunno. I
didn't pay much attention"
A purring sound erupted the silence when he finished speaking. Bella jumped a little, "Bad, Eddiepuss!" she gasped. Emmett roared a laughter.
"Eddiepuss?!" he managed to get out
Bettingonalice: With a choking cry, Bella threw herself at Emmett attempting to pound him with her fists.
"Stop laughing!", Bella growled through her teeth. "Your just jealous... because...because Edward is better looking!"
With a sigh Emmett picked her up, ran down the stairs and outside. Bella came to an ubrupt stop in the passenger seat of Emmetts Jeep, so quickly that her head spun and her breath stopped short.
"Emmett", Bella said quitely, her unrestrained fury obvious despite her calm appearance. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I told you already Bella", Emmett said as he flashed a brillaint smile in Bellas direction. "Alice had plans for you tonight"
Deciding it was best not to argue, Bella didn't respond and instead glared sullenly out of the window.
"Oh and Bella?", Emmett interupted her glaring.
"What?", Bella hissed through her teeth.
"Dont forget eddiepuss!" And as Emmett roared with laughter he threw the kitten into the air. Not expecting the kitten, Bellas outstretched hands caught it.
"Uh Oh...AHH CHOOOO", and with that, the kitten flew straight out of Bella's hands, out the open window, and into the forest they were currently passing.
Unable to part with anything linking her to Edward, Bella too threw herself out of the window. Dashing into the woods she couldn't help remembering Edward's words.
"Dont go into the woods alone, I'm not always the most dangerous thing out there. Let's leave it at that"
As a shudder ran down Bellas spine she took one glance behind her, then disappeared into the dense forest.
