Me:This is my first, straight humor fic.

Kahnah: She doesnt own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Me:Thank you Kahnah.This Is going to be a very...er...influenced fic so if you dont mind umm...the influences..feel free to read.(influences as in:Pot, and maybe worse.)R&R please!

Kahnah:Do I have to be in this fic?

Me:You want to try and make sure Yami is ok, right?

Kahnah:Yeah...Oh all right fine..

Me:Good!On to the fic! ^_^

Kahnah & Yami:"Please dont use Yami Yugi!"

Me:Ok. *grin*

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It was a sunny day in Domino City when the main cast of Yu-Gi-Oh piled into a minivan along with tents, sleeping bags and all of the other camping essentials.

Marik:"OW! Get off me!"

Joey:"Do you really think I'm trying to sit on ya?! *trying to squeeze in next to Marik*

Yami:*with a smirk*:"Kids, dont make me come back there."

Tristan:*squished between Tea,and Kahnah.Looking at Kahnah's chest* "H-hello.."

Yami:*smacks Tristan*"Lay off!I think its her mouth that responds!!!"

Kahnah:*laughs* "I'm moving up front anyways." *as she moves to the front, in the middle seat*

Yami:*tries not to show it but is extatic that she is going to be sitting next to him.*

Tea:"Tristan! I thought you'd know better than do look at Kahnah like that!"

Joey: *looking over the front seat at Kahnah*Oooooo!

Marik: "I think you've had enough." *knocks Joey over the head with the Millenium Rod*

Joey: *holds his head* "Grrrr...that hurts!!! I'll get you back.."

Marik: *laughing his creepy laugh* "In your dreams."

Kahnah & Yami: -__-;

Once they set off into the wilderness, the crazyness began.

Tristan:"Whats that smell?"

Joey: *smirk* "Whoever smelt it, dealt it!"

Tristan: . "Not that!! I mean...It smells like smoke...whats that hissing noise...?"

Marik: *lighting fireworks*

All exept for Marik: O_O!

Kahnah:*grabs the fireworks but doesnt notice that they are lit* "Marik Ishtar!"

Marik:"Hey!! Those are mine..wait...you can have 'em." *smirk*

Kahnah: *notices the fuse is lit* Bwaaahhh!!! O_O!!! *throws them into the back seat, right into Trsitan's face*

Tristan: *throws it to the side, onto Tea* "I dont want it!!"

Tea:*throws it to Joey* Neither do I!!

Joey:*throws it to Yami who is driving* "Aaaaahhhh! I dont want to get blown up!!"

Yami: *startled so the car skids into a tail spin as he tries to get the fireworks out of the car*

All: *scream!*

They ended up t-boning a tree.They got out quickly.

Yami:"Headcount!"

Marik: *shoves Joey back into the car* "I'm here."

Joey: *muffled by Marik* M hr!

Tristan: *helping Tea out then running over to where Kahnah had been* "I'll save you oh fair maiden!"

Kahnah: *standing next to Yami* "Uuh Tristan...I'm over here."

Tristan: x__x; "Lucky...you got a big girlfriend.."

Yami:"She's not my-- she's my- my-- Umm.. friend!!"*quick recovery*

Kahnah: *smile* "I'm his girlfriend."

Yami:"What she said..I guess we arent driving the car.."

Marik:"Joey needs the exersice of wlaking to the campsite."

Joey: *big headed yelling at Marik* "Theres not an ounce of fat below my neck!"

Marik: "Ok fat-head."

Joey:"Thats not what I meant!!"

Everyone grabbed packs and bags and started walking down the road.After about 3 hours of walking, it was dark and they where in the middle of nowhere.

Joey:"Are we there yet?!"

Kahnah:"No..."

Joey:"Now?"

Marik:"No."

Joey:"Now?!"

Tea:"No!"

Joey:"Now?!?!"

All exept Joey:"NO!"

Joey:"How much longer?!"

Yami:"I estimate about 2-3 hours."

Marik:"You've got to be kidding me, pharaoh!!"

Yami:"I'm not kidding in the slightest."

All:*grumble*

Tea:"Lets sing to pass the time!"

All: *statrts singing different songs all at once.* Marik!!! Stop singing!!!

Marik: *grumble* "Its not like you all sing like larks.."

Kahnah: *smirk* "Yeah but I thing I dying animal could sing better than you, Marik."

Marik: "That was uncalled for!!"

They finally reached the campsite,pitched the tents and spread out the sleeping bags.

Yami:"Joey, Tristan and Marik, can you go and get some kindling and wood for the fire?"

Marik, Joey and Tristan:"Ugh....fine.."

Marik,Joey and Tristan trudged into the forest.Joey found a plant that looked like good kindling while Marik and Tristan found sticks.They went back to camp.After a little while of everyone sitting by the bright fire that they all started to feel funny.

Joey:"Woah...why are you guys pink?"

Yami:"I'm not pink...you're blue.."

They all sounded drunken.

Marik:"Joey...can I see one of those...uuuuuuhhhh...leaves that you ....*thinks* brought?"

Joey: *grunt.Hands over a leaf.It was a marijuana leaf*

Marik:"Joey...you're an idi-- oooh oht...." *collapses in a dizzy manner*

Kahnah and Yami: *sort of swaying in rythim to unheard music, obviously high as kites just like the rest*

Tristan: *leans over to Kahnah and collapses onto her bossom* "Hi!"

Yami: *dizzily decks Tristan*

Kahnah:*Slaps Tristan hard but almost misses*

Tea: *glomping on Marik*

Marik: *Dazed and stupified* "Hey guys, did you know that uuuh the sky is like...dark..!"

The next morning, Yami woke up with Kahnah next to him.Joey was sleeping on a tree branch.Marik was sleeping on his tent and Tea was latched onto his leg.

Yami:"Ooogh...oh man...what happened...?"

Kahnah:"Your guess is as good as mine.."

Both Kahnah and Yami sat up, looked at eachother and jumped back.

Kahnah:"You dont think we--?"

Yami:"Naw...I'd know...At least I hope I would..."

Joey: *mumbling about a giant cookie*

Kahnah:"Yami, your friends are insane."

Yami:"Yes...very..."

Kahnah:"We probabaly should move Tea before Marik wakes up.."

Yami:"Yeah...Tea's a goner otherwise.."

They try to get up but end up falling back down on top of eachother.

Yami:"Kahnah, you are way heavier than you look."

Kahnah:*growls*

Yami: O_O! Dont take that wrong!!

Kahnah: *laughs* I'm just kidding.

Yami:"Wait...wheres Tristan?"

Kahnah: -___-; "He's sniffing at the fire.."

Tristan: *Trying to get high again*

Kahnah and Yami finally manage to get up with eachother's help.They separated Tea from Marik and got Joey down from the tree.They didnt touch Marik though.

Kahnah:"He's freaky when he's stoned.."

Yami:"Yeah...he actually let Tea near him." *looks over at Tristan who is laying on Tea* "Thats is wrong on so many levels.."

Kahnah:"No kidding.."

(Me:"Will they ever get home? Will Tristan stop trying to get at Kahnah? Will Tea ever stop trying to get at Marik? Did Yami and Kahnah--you know..? Will I stop asking you these questions? Find out in the next mindless chapter!"

Kahnah & Yami:"We did not!!"

Me:"Uhu suuuure." )