Title: Suck It

Summary: Reno had the ability to turn anything remotely innocent phallic. ...It was such a shame that what he focused on was phallic to begin with...

Warnings: Reno being Reno, swearing, Cloud's clueless-ness, lewd themes, etc. Extremely short one-shot.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


"Suck it, yo," the redheaded Turk practically moaned as his aquamarine eyes watched the blonde leader of Avalanche closely.

Mako-bright, blue eyes blinked innocently before looking over at Reno, a look of confusion spreading across Cloud's face as he spoke, "I was going to... Are you sure you're all right, Reno?"

"Fine, fine," the flushed Turk dismissed as he waved his hand in the blonde's direction, continuing to stare at the swordsman who had stuck out his tongue and given the object another long lick. Bright eyes watched as the pink tongue swirled and moved up the frozen treat before suddenly darting back into the blonde's mouth, making the redhead groan in displeasure.

"...You're red."

"And you're piss-yellow, Chocobo-Head. Now shut up and suck it, yo."

Blue eyes blinked slowly before rolling in their sockets to look at the bright blue Popsicle that he was holding in his right hand before turning to look back at the redhead. "Do you want it?"

"What? No! I don't want it!" the Turk replied in a somewhat panicked voice before grinning lazily at the former leader of Avalanche, "what's the holdup, yo? It's going to melt if you don't hurry. Suck it, yo."

"...Reno, what's your problem?"

"Shut up and just...suck it."

"You're acting weird."

"I'm hearin' a lot of yapping and not seein' a lot of suckin', yo." Rolling his eyes, Cloud slipped the tip of the bright blue Popsicle in his mouth before sucking on it, enjoying the cold liquid that he sucked out of the frozen treat, startling slightly at the lewd moan that came from the redheaded pilot. "That's it baby," the lanky man practically purred as he looked at the blonde through lidded lashes, "suck it just like that."

"You're such a pig," Tifa muttered as she walked past Reno, making Yuffie snicker a few seats down while Cid muttered to Vincent.

"Ya think the fuckin' idiot's ever gonna realize that the punk only comes over whenever Teef gets a new shipment of Popsicles?"

"I do believe that the real question is: When is Reno going to realize that Cloud only eats Popsicles to mess with Reno?"

"Heh, fuckin' idiots; the whole lot."


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