A/N: Wassup home skillet biscuits? This is the first chapter of my first story and I'm so happy. Since I am new please please please review.

Constructive criticism is highly appreciated, but please, NO FLAMES (once again, I am new here peoples).

Also, keep reading because the crossover doesn't happen until the 2nd chapter.


One day in Bikini Bottom Patrick Star was wondering what to do (that's a shocker) . "Hey SpongeBob, what do you wanna do?"

"I don't know, wanna go somewhere above the ocean?" SpongeBob said.

"Okay fine with me." Patrick said.

" We'll need to borrow two water helmets from Sandy." SpongeBob said.

"Okay let's go SpongeBob". Patrick said.

Back at the ranch (Karukura town) Isshin Kurosaki sent Yuzu to wake up Ichigo for school. (Why should she even try?). "Ichigo wake up, WAKE UP!!!"

Then Ichigo says (half asleep) "Rukia go back in the closet."

Yuzu than goes and gets Karin. Karin than starts slapping Ichigo's ass and says "WAKE UP ICHIGO!!!, WAKE UP DAMN IT!!!"

Then Ichigo replies (still half asleep) "Rukia you attention whore go back in the closet."

Karin and Yuzu both offended go and tell their father Isshin what happened.

Back in Bikini Bottom Spongebob tries to get Squidward to go on the trip. (I wonder what Squidward will say)."Please Squidward. Come with us."

"No."Squidward said

"Please?" SpongeBob said.

"No." Squidward said.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase" SpongeBob said with despair.

"No" Squidward said in anger and other mixed emotions.

"I'll just go get the stuff from Sandy." SpongeBob said.

Back at the ranch Ichigo gets an ass whipping from Isshin. (You guys know what happens next). Actually you don't because this is a fanfiction people. So Ichigo goes to school, making any excuses he needs to go fight off a Hollow.

Back in Bikini Bottom SpongeBob and Patrick get all the stuff they'll needs for their journey. Six water helmets (four spares), all the food they'll need, all the water they'll need for the water helmets, and the rocket Sandy built for them to travel in. Everyone in Bikini Bottom is there to see the rocket go. Even Squidward who will throw a party afterwards. Just before the rocket is about to be launched SpongeBob grabs Squidward and pulls him in the rocket putting a water helmet over his head. Oh, I almost forgot this part while I was writing this, the count down for the launch. All of Bikini Bottom shouts "10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 BLAST OFF!"

...And up they went.


A/N: Don't forget to review. No flames.