The 12 Days of Christmas According to: Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

Disclaimer: As is said in all of my work, I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. (So stop making me face it!)

Okay, so I got bored! Not my fault. It's amazing what I can come up with when I'm bored. I know it's June. I'm on Summer Vacation! But I love Christmas. This...whatever it is...Is in the POV of Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Enjoy! (Coca-cola)

On the first day of Christmas Moony got from us...A very big and lengthy book

On the second day of Christmas Moony got from us...Two long detentions, and a very big and lengthy book

On the thrid day of Christmas Moony got from us...Three exploding dung bombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the fourth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the fifth day of Christmas Moony got from us...FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the sixth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the seventh day of Christmas Moony got from us...Seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the eighth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Eight branches of his personal tree, seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the nineth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Nine stupid kids to tutor, eight branches of his personal tree, seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the tenth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Ten bimbos for him to date, nine stupid kids to tutor, eight branches of his personal tree, seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the eleventh day of Christmas Moony got from us...Eleven teachers on his ass, ten bimbos for him to date, nine stupid kids to tutor, eight branches of his personal tree, seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

On the twelfth day of Christmas Moony got from us...Twelve of his quills finally replaced, eleven teachers on his ass, ten bimbos for him to date, nine stupid kids to tutor, eight branches of his personal tree, seven Golden Snitches, six lovely Fs, FIVE BOOKS ON WEREWOLVES, four tubes of toothpaste, three exploding dungbombs, two long detentions, and a very long and lengthy book

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