This story was inspired by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey as she used this website in her Life of Lindir post-book 4 interlude. However, she did not post the reviews that come with the story, so I made sure to include mine as they are just as humorous as the story itself. I will probably post a few of these before searching for another website that creates stories like this. Hope you enjoy!

Galactic Dirty Sword Wars
A Science Fiction Plot
by jessicaelvenprincess

A long, long time ago in a dirty, dirty galaxy... After leaving the scary planet The Shire, a group of orcs fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a magical, space Barad-dur. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Sauron , a sticky hobbit capable of theft and even murder. Terrified, a carefree dwarf known as Frodo Baggins flees the Empire, with his protector, Samwise Gamgee. They head for Minas Tirith on the planet Mordor. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Gamgee uses his dirty sword to defend Frodo. Gamgee and Dwarf Frodo decide it's time to leave Mordor and steal a car to shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of elves. Gamgee is attacked and the dwarf is captured by the elves and taken back to Minas Tirith. Gamgee must fight to save Dwarf Frodo but when he accidentally unearths a killer one ring to rule them all, the entire future of the dirty, scary galaxy is at stake.


Praise for Galactic Dirty Sword Wars

"I really, really, really hope that Gamgee saves Dwarf Frodo because I love this story soooooo much!" - The Daily Tale

"A sticky hobbit, a tribe of elves and a carefree dwarf - haven't we seen this before somewhere?" - Enid Kibbler

This seems a bit backwards, don't you think? Let me know if you liked it!