I have reposted this story because there was a problem with the original. This story is based on an episode of a very funny show & I hope people enjoy it. p.s.the paragraphsin italicare Tai & Sora talking tofriends & family.

(I do not own Digimon or the show this story is based on.)

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Wedding Day Blues

Tai & Sora were going to get married, & were the happiest they had ever been… that is, until it came time to actually plan the wedding.

Tai & Sora were sitting next to each other on a couch, having a serious talk with their friends & family.

"We have to talk." Said Tai, in a serious tone. "We have been planning this wedding for weeks now &…"

"& we feel as though we're suffocating!" Sora finished. "These past few weeks have been a horror. It all started out ok, setting up a budget, writing up a guest-list, & all that sort of thing, but then it all started going down-hill the day I had the girls try on their brides-maids dresses."

Sora was sitting on the couch in her apartment, reading a wedding magazine. "Come on you guys!" She shouted, sounding very excited. "I want to see how you look in your dresses! Come on, come on, come on!!"

A moment later, Mimi, Yolie, & Kari came out in the most hideous green dresses you have ever seen in your life. Needless to say, none of them had a happy look on their faces.

"Those dresses…" Sora had tears in her eyes & a big smile on her face. "…Are the most beautiful dresses I have ever seen!"

"Oh no." Mimi said when she saw Sora's face. "Sora, don't you think you're a little too emotional right now to make the right decision?"

"Those dresses…" Sora repeated. "…Are the most beautiful dresses I have ever seen!!"

"Uh… Sora…" Kari pleaded. "I am not sure how to say this but…"

"But these dresses are…" Mimi continued. "These dresses are…"

Yolie got tired of beating around the bush & jumped in. "These dresses are the ugliest things I have ever seen in my life & I absolutely refuse to wear it!!"

"Ok, ok," Said Sora. "So there was some controversy over my choice in dresses. But I was determined not to let it ruin my good mood, & I simply decided to show them how wonderful the dresses were."

"Look," Said Sora, holding up a pink umbrella. "They come with matching parasols!" She handed one to Yolie. "& the best part is, you guys will obviously want to wear these dresses over & over again."

Mimi & Kari seemed horrified by the thought of wearing these "things" more than once.

"Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!" Yolie screamed as she tore the dress off. "I can't take it!!" She threw the dress on the ground & started beating it with the parasol. "Die dress! Die!!"

Kari & Mimi Grabbed Yolie by the arms & tried to tear her away from the dress.

"Yolie, stop! It's dead!" Cried Mimi.

"It can't hurt you anymore." Reassured Kari.

Yolie calmed herself a bit & dropped the parasol on the now pummeled dress. She pointed at Sora & said, "I ain't wearin' it!"

"…Fine!" Said Sora. "If you can't get caught up in the magic of my southern-bell wedding with me then… then who need y'all!?"

Yolie walked up to Sora & said, "You're Japanese Stupid!"

"A southern-bell wedding?" Tai asked. "& when did we decide that?"

"Tai, every wedding needs a theme." Sora replied.

"For what reason my darling?"

"Well, what would you have our wedding be?"

"…Tai & Sora's wedding bash, what else?"

"(Sigh) you see what I have to put up with? For the past two weeks he has been thinking of one thing & one thing only!"

Sora & Tai were sitting on a couch at the Digimon's house, Tai reading a newspaper & Sora looking at a traveling brochure.

"So Tai," She said. "Where should we go for our honeymoon?"

Tai threw down his paper & had a big smile on his face. "Honeymoooooon!" He howled.

"Tai quit fooling around. I know you're excited, but you have to tell me where you want to spend our honeymoon."

"Honeymoooooon!"

"(Sigh) Tai, what is wrong with you? I have put my heart & sole into planning this wedding & you haven't been doing you share! All you can do is howl 'Honeymooon!' like an idiot."

"(Gasp) I'll have you know my howling is very good. Right Gabumon?" He turned to the fur covered Digimon who gave him a thumbs-up from the other side of the room. "See? I told you so!"

"Tai," Sora was getting annoyed. "That isn't the point! You have had a one-track mind & that track doesn't include planning the wedding. You know, I'm getting the feeling that this marriage is just a prelude to sex for you!"

"Oh that's brilliant Sherlock! Me & ten-million other guys!"

Now Augumon & the other Digimon were beginning to stare. "You know Tai," Sora shouted. "I'm beginning to think that you would be happy if we spent our honeymoon in any old cheap hotel!"

"Or in the road!" Tai shouted, obviously frustrated.

"(Gasp) Tai that's sick!!"

"Sick? You know what's sick everyone?" He turned to the now gaping Digimon. "I have been in a relationship with this girl for 17 years! & you know what I've gotten in all that time?" He turned back to Sora. "Let me touch something!!" The Digimon felt that now was a good time to let them talk alone, so they left. Well, except for Veemon, who had to be pulled out by Tentomon. "Do you know that you owe me?"

"Yes." Sora chuckled, a little amused at Tai's desperation.

"& do you intend to pay me?"

"Yes."

"…In the road?" Tai's spirits started to lift.

"…Yes, in the road."

"& you'll call me Don Francisco?"

Sora laughed. "Yes."

"Yes who?"

"Yes… Don Francisco."

Tai smiled. "Oh alright! I'll marry ya!"

They hugged each other, glad to be past yet another of Tai's breakdowns.

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I hope you liked it! please review. (p.s. I wonder if you can guess what show this is based on.)