I was watching this commercial the other day when, BAM!, this idea hit me and I had to write it. Enjoy!


"He's coming!" Al yelled as him and Ed ran for their lives.

"Is he ever going to stop?" Ed said as he picked up the pace. They ran through the city of Central, trying to put as much distance between them and their pursuer.

"What are we going to do? We can't fight someone like that."

"You think?" Ed asked sarcastically. "He nearly killed us the last time we faced him."

"All because you opened your big mouth." Al said, annoyed.

"Oh, sure. Blame this all on me." Ed rolled his eyes.

"I will! Cause it is your fault! You never consider the consequences before you act."

"I'll be sure to remember that next time." Then Ed grimaced, "If there is a next time."

"He's getting closer!" Al warned.

"Gah!" Ed said exasperated. They dodged down winding alleys, hoping to lose the man chasing them.

"What are we going to do?" Al asked again. "Even the military is afraid of him."

"I can see why. This guy…he's not like anyone we've ever faced."

"He's strong." Al agreed.

"We've thrown everything we've got at him."

"And none of it fazes him."

"Is he even human?" Ed wondered.

Suddenly, the wall of the building they were passing exploded. Chunks of brick flew into the air as a dust cloud formed.

"He's here." Al stammered, stepping back.

Ed followed his brother's lead but pretty soon they were backed against a wall. There was no escape. They should have known from the beginning that they couldn't escape a foe like him.

The dust cloud settled, and out stepped the man himself.

Ed's eyes widened in fear as he breathed, "Chuck Norris."


Did you see that coming?