Sorry I ain't been updatin my stories. Life has been hectic. Haven't been able to manage my time better since startin school. I hate how I ended up bein one of those writers who take forever to finish a story. I may be a bit rusty, so pardon me if it ain't all that good. Let's hope I'm still a comedy genius like Rex once said I was. XD.


Tsukune watched as Moka faced off again with another Youkai foolish enough to attack him and his friends. He found it funny how they aways seemed to want to fight him, and moka ends up fighting for him. Truth be told, it was getting old, and Inner Moka's ungrateful attitude was starting to piss him off. He's always goin out of his way to risk his own life, to save her and everyone else. His body has been burned, cut up, bruised, and battered, and did he ever get a thank you from her? No! Not even once! And then she has the audacity to complain about him getting in trouble! Hell, if it wasn't for him, she'd still be sealed in that damn rosario of hers! he even fought fairy tail for her! He went through hellish training with her, and that damn old man, FOR her! And he still didn't get at least a thank you!

After defeating the Youkai, Moka turned to Tsukune and snatched the Rosario from him. Tsukune's eyes took on a whole new look after that. He was litterally seeing red.

"I'm beginning to get really tired of having to save you Tsukune. When are you gonna learn to defend yourse-"

"OK THAT IS IT! YOU!" TSukune interrupts Moka, who turned to him in anger for being interrupted. But stopped short, seeing the look on his face. "YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU STUCK UP JERK!"

"Umm... Why are you so mad?" Something about Tsukune's anger, kept Moka from feeling any at all. She was in such a shock, she could barely think of a response.

"WHAT NUMBER IS THIS? DO YOU GET OFF, ON ACTING LIKE I DON'T SAVE YOUR ASS TOO? YOU STUPID BITCH!"

Moka could not believe her ears. Did he just call her what she thinks he did? Now she was starting to get angry. "How dare you-"

"DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING ATTACKED? DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING CUT UP, AND TREATED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE, WHO COULD ACTUALLY SURVIVE THE SHIT THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH? I'M A GODDAMN HUMAN! I'VE PUT MY FUCKIN ASS ON THE LINE FOR YOU COUNTLESS TIMES, 24-FUCKING-7! BUT DO I GET A FUCKING THANK YOU? FUCK NO! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN SAILOR MOON RIP OFF ATTACKS WOULD BE SEALED UP IN THAT FUCKING CROSS!"

Moka's rant was stopped by Tsukune's growing anger, forcing her to step back. But with each step, he would follow her, eventually pushing her into a wall. "E-easy Tsukune. Let's just c-c-calm down and-"

"I FOUGHT SO MANY FUCKING MONSTERS! BEEN STALKED BY COUNTLESS STUDENTS WHO WANT ME DEAD FOR BEING AROUND BEATIFUL WOMAN! AND DON'T EVEN SEE WHAT THE FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU PUTS ME THROUGH DAY IN AND DAY OUT! IF I EVEN SEE ANOTHER FUCKING DEATH THREAT IN MY SHOE BOX!"

The student who just heard the last part of Tsukune's rant, responded in outrage. "It's your fault for being around all these beauti-"

"AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU, YOU JEALOUS FUCK!"

"Nevermind" After seeing the rage in Tsukune's eyes, he figured it was best to keep quiet and leave. So he got up and ran as far away from him as he could. Tsukune turning his face back to Moka, who litterally was starting to sweat from his aura of anger.

"THIS IS THE LAST TIME! THE LAST, GODDAMN TIME, I'M TAKING ANYMORE CRAP, FROM YOUR STUPID ASS! AND TO THINK YOU ACTUALLY ASK ME TO SUCK MY BLOOD, AND THEN DO SHIT LIKE THIS! WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU WANNA SUCK SOMETHING, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SUCK! MY BALLS!"

Moka, couldn't believe her ears. Since when did Tsukune get this much authority over her? She was a vampire for Kami's sake. She should be the one calling the shots. Not him. "W-w-w-well, what about... What about my diet?"

"IF YOU WANT BLOOD SO BADLY, GO FIND A FUCKING BLOOD PACKET! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!" And with that, Tsukune stormed off to his dorm room. He had just about enough of Inner Moka's rude behavior, and was not gonna tolerate it anymore. In fact, he's had about enough of everyone giving him some kind of stress. Whether it's Kurumu, trying to sleep with him. Mizore, stalking and also trying to sleep with him. Yuakri, Trying to sleep with him and Moka, and using perverted devices to make it happen, Kokoa, being almost the same as Moka, and being just plain annoying. Ruby, for... For being so goddamn perverted! She gets off on being hurt! When he trained, she had an orgasm from being electricuted, I mean seriously, who does that?

While Tsukune stormed off, Moka watched him leave. She had never in her life seen Tsukune so angry, nor did she expect him to make her feel so weak. It was shocking. It was disrespectful. It was... Hot. Never in her life had she been so turned on. She felt like he had all the control over her. If he had ordered her to suck him off, she honestly would have done so willingly. She would have let him do so many things to her body, in anyway he desired. Without even noticing her hand started reaching between her legs. Before she ended up doing something shameful in public, she pulled her hand away, and rushed to her room, where she needed a massive release. And a change of underwear.

Tsukune had no Idea what he had unleashed inside the prideful vampire.


Ok, if I decide to, this may end up a smut story. But mostly, it's the humor. I was watchin mad mad mario, and thought. Hey, with everything Moka and the others put Tsukune through, why wouldn't he explode too? Although it may end up bad, or good for him. XD I will try to update this and my other stories as soon as possible. Thank you all for being patient, and loyal. I love you guys. XD As I use to always say. Rate comment, Idgaf!