The "Q" Theme Song - Annoyance To Man (Tune of "Innocent Man."

Some people think they can fly right on in

to whatever part of space that they want.

They see a new race fly 'round outside

their ship and won't even say "hi."

Some humans think the universe is theirs

and they can't see beyond emotions.

They will just act like barbarians

everywhere their starship can fly.

I know you say you've advanced past that point.

I know I put Picard's nose out of joint.

I may seem wacky

but I want to see

how you put up with me

'fore the Continuum lets you go.

I'm not above making fools of you

just to show you mortals I can.

Some say I act like a two-oo year old

and I treat people like a fancy new toy.

You humans all just fill me with joy

Because I'm an annoyance to man

I'm an annoyance to man

Oh yes I am

We put the whole human race on trial

'cause we just wanted to see what they'd do.

Because we'd all seen how crazy they'd been

when they explored their own little world.

And now they go 'round in big fancy ships

seeing all sorts of anomalies.

but now you humans just don't act amazed

at the fun stuff in store.

I know you don't like to see me appear.

You tell young captains to steer very clear.

But I can tell you of so much good stuff

that will make space less rough.

Remember I warned you of the Borg.

We can even have fun for a while

if Worf will just be a "merry man."

No please don't think I'm here to pick a fight,

That wouldn't be fair becasue I would win.

It's just that I want to have fun with you

I'm only an annoyance to man.

I'm an annoyance to man

Oh yes I'm an

annoyance to man.

You know the Q think you can be really great.

The human race could have a wonderful fate.

It's your decision

how your people go

but there's one thing I know

that's that you could be out conq'ring the stars.

I'll even take you back to the start

to make sure that humanity begins.

Though by your century you don't have a cure

for people like Picard who've lost all their hair.

I'll keep on bugging you till you succeed

because I'm an annoyance to man.

I'm an annoyance to man

Oh yes, I'm an

annoyance to man.