You know you've watched too much Full Metal Alchemist when…

Part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homunculus symbols are a fashion statement

You wish you had your original body back (maybe you've gained weight?)

You keep toothpicks in your mouth 24/7 cause your parents won't let you smoke

Braids are your daily hairstyle

You've died your hair green

You have an ashtray on your desk for unwanted papers

You want all females to wear "tiny mini skirts!!!!"

You strongly believe you are going to rule the world one day

Certain perfumes make you nauseous

You enjoy making things explode

Your deathly afraid of dogs!

You can't STAND shots

You hate deserts

You feel you spend too much time cleaning out your brother when he's "full of it" (sand)

You start naming your friends after your favorite characters

Your anime-hating parents know all the character's names but don't know who they are or what they look like

You start beating your best friends with wrenches

Taking things apart and trying to put them back together is a new hobby

You think getting wet could kill you

You actually attempt to have a good relationship with your brother

You ask the little girl next door to call you little-big brother (guys)

Your house becomes "Eastern Command" or "Central"

You tell people that you have a teacher that beats you up when you mess up

You have flexing competitions with people who think they're stronger than you

It's been a while since you've "killed" anyone and ya kind' a miss it (wanna watch?)

You start disguising yourself as a different person every day

Eye patches are a new fashion statement

Your dogs name is Black Hayate or Alexander

You talk about the episodes like you were there

You like to torture people with pictures of your baby sister… (Daughter?)

You hate and want to beat up everyone named Tucker

You LOVE dogs! "Treat them harshly and they don't complain… and they don't even require a paycheck! Yes! They're a human's slave!..."

You've crashed an out-of-control vehicle into the side of a cliff

Your friends find themselves buying you tools for gifts

You get a dark tan and start wearing red colored contacts

Nothing is uneatable to you

You start to crush on your boss (girls)