You know you've watched too much Full Metal Alchemist when…
Part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homunculus symbols are a fashion statement
You wish you had your original body back (maybe you've gained weight?)
You keep toothpicks in your mouth 24/7 cause your parents won't let you smoke
Braids are your daily hairstyle
You've died your hair green
You have an ashtray on your desk for unwanted papers
You want all females to wear "tiny mini skirts!!!!"
You strongly believe you are going to rule the world one day
Certain perfumes make you nauseous
You enjoy making things explode
Your deathly afraid of dogs!
You can't STAND shots
You hate deserts
You feel you spend too much time cleaning out your brother when he's "full of it" (sand)
You start naming your friends after your favorite characters
Your anime-hating parents know all the character's names but don't know who they are or what they look like
You start beating your best friends with wrenches
Taking things apart and trying to put them back together is a new hobby
You think getting wet could kill you
You actually attempt to have a good relationship with your brother
You ask the little girl next door to call you little-big brother (guys)
Your house becomes "Eastern Command" or "Central"
You tell people that you have a teacher that beats you up when you mess up
You have flexing competitions with people who think they're stronger than you
It's been a while since you've "killed" anyone and ya kind' a miss it (wanna watch?)
You start disguising yourself as a different person every day
Eye patches are a new fashion statement
Your dogs name is Black Hayate or Alexander
You talk about the episodes like you were there
You like to torture people with pictures of your baby sister… (Daughter?)
You hate and want to beat up everyone named Tucker
You LOVE dogs! "Treat them harshly and they don't complain… and they don't even require a paycheck! Yes! They're a human's slave!..."
You've crashed an out-of-control vehicle into the side of a cliff
Your friends find themselves buying you tools for gifts
You get a dark tan and start wearing red colored contacts
Nothing is uneatable to you
You start to crush on your boss (girls)
