Baker AU Log: "Swap."
Baker falls flat on his face.
"Great way to start this story," Murmured Baker while getting up. He checked his pockets, wiped the snow of his grey sweater, and got moving into the forest in front of him. He almost became the first person to walk directly into a brick wall with no intentions to do so, but managed to pay attention and stop. He walked around the left side of the building and exited the forest. Baker looked up at the sign plastered onto the front of the building. "Muffets. Hm. Least I'll know where to get my drinks from," Baker mused, "And it's definitely not here." Walking past Muffets and back into the forest he strolled before hearing some voices. It was Papyrus and Sans. Baker swiftly ducked behind a tree and tried to listen to them. He then noticed Chara looking at him from a tree closer to the Skeletons. This is awkward.
"NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Screamed Sans. He seems more angry then usual. "WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THOUGH HERE!? I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN..." Is this really how long this monologue goes on for? Thought Baker, starting to lose interest. After what felt like one or two decades later for Baker, Papyrus spoke. (Forgive me, this program doesn't have the Papyrus font.)
"yea… Maybe this plant will help you." "PAPYRUS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!" Sans started up again. "Ok, you know what, screw this, they seem friendly enough." whispered Baker before leaving. "I am not going to sit though another bloody monologue."
After going back where he came from, he decided to go into Muffets. "Well, This looks a lot like Grillbs. That about all I can say about it," said Baker. He then awkwardly shuffled out, because he realized he actually said that out loud, and not just in his head. After heading back out to Snowdin (Obviously. Buildings don't simply teleport, you know.), He started writing down his file on this place. "It seems like this is the normal stuff, but it seems like everyone has their mirrors personality. But I should make sure it's not just Snowdin," Baker told himself. And with those words in his head, he headed to Waterfall.
