Hi!! Srry about not writing alot latley. I have to pull up my grades from a B+ to an A before the end of the quarter or else my mommy will take lappy away!!! (Yes, she's a little bit of a hard ass sometimes) I've also been helping Lil'MissLazy alot latley. To all my fans, near and far, THANKIES!!! I WUVSES YOU ALL!!!

Anywho...

The Happyemopuppies 9034 doesn't own anything but an abnormally large lap dog and a piece of pie.

Oh, I forgot, I also got a Herpst implanted into my mouth. ( a Herpst is a device that they cement into your molars and they put two metal bars into them caps inorder to pull your jaw forward.) Yes, the Happyemopuppies does have a big overbite. SHUT UP ABOUT IT!! Imma start the story before I loose my train of thought...again...

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tobi was looking for Deidara in the hideout, forgetting that he was on a solo mission, and all of a sudden...

Know your Akatsuki...

Know your Akatsuki...

Know your Akatuski...

"Deidara-sempi? Where are you? Tobi doesn't think this is funny..." Tobi said as he looked around to find the source of the strange voice.

Tobi...

"Yes?"

Is a bad boy!!

"LIES!!!"

Tobi...

"Tobi doesn't wannna play anymore" Tobi said as he kept looking around.

Is the real Akatsuki leader!!

"MORE LIES!!!" Tobi yelled at the ceiling, thinking that his cover would be blown. Then, Zetsu came into the room after hearing Tobi's yelling.

Is that true...MANDARA/OBITO UCHIHA?! (I put both just to be safe...No flamies please!!)

"Tobi is Tobi!! Who are they?!" Tobi said, trying to act stupid.

Then how come I have pictures of you without your mask on?

Tobi then saw some photos on the floor of, you guessed it, a bunny.

"This isn't Tobi" Tobi said as he looked at the pictures. By now, he kinda gathered a small crowd.

Tobito...

Licks the floors of Hidan's room after he's done with one of his rituals!!

"Ewwww" Kakuzu said.

"Yummy" Zetsu mumbled.

"NOOOO!!" Tobi yelled. By now, he was so mad that he actually threw his mask to the ground and was trying to locate the voice with his Sharingan.

"COME OUT YOU COWARD!!"

Is the most famous Sailor Moon charictor!!

"What the fuck is a 'Sailor Moon'?!"Hidan asked

"SHUT UP!!" Tobi yelled

Todara...

Has regular sexual relations with Deidara, Sasori's dead body, a puppy, the little girl form down the street...

By now, the rest of the Akatsuki, including Itachi, were laughing so hard that they were rolling of the floor.

"GROWLITH!!!!" Tobi yelled before activating the Mangekyou Sharingan and scouring the whole hideout.

"COME OUT SO I CAN BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" Tobi yelled.

And if I refuse?

"GYAAAA!!"

...the trash can, Shino's bugs, the couch in the living room, the phone, himself, Konan, and all the pancake batter in the village of Iwagakure!!

Of course the Akatuski were throughly pissed and disgusted by now.

"HA!! I FUCKIN' FOUND YOUR SORRY ASS!!" Tobi yelled before running into the closet.

And he never spoke about that day ever again.

I'm sorry all you Tobi fans, but I just HAD to do it because nobody else would. I'm kinda like a thirteen year old girl version of Mencia. Trust me, I might not even post this because I'm a HUGE Tobi fan.

See ya later!! All reviewers (good and bad) get a fabulous prize!! WOOTNESS!!