Here you go sami chapter one of the promised fic. It is Naru Sasu and may :winkwink: have a lemon sometime in the future.

DISCLAIMER: I disclaim.


Normally I wouldn't get into this sort of thing. I'm not interested in buying sex. I'm no pervert and I do have morals and that is exactly why I did this.

I own a multi-billion dollar company. I have three houses and five different cars, not to mention my two motorcycles. I am the most eligible bachelor in the country. I have woman and men throwing themselves at me. Mine is the face you see as you're driving down the high-way. Guess what. I don't care about any of that.

I am an orphan. I grew up in a town where everyone hated me. I was the class clown and a major slacker. The only person that believed I could ever amount to anything is the man who raised me. But enough about that and on with the story.


Blue eyes open slowly and the tan hand reaches for the clock.

"OH NO!! I SLEPT IN AGAIN!!" And that was how Naruto's day started.

After he was up and dressed he sprinted down the stairs to the kitchen. He grabbed a piece of toast and was out the door.

A moment later he was back inside and grabbing his car keys.


Light filtered in through the dirty window. Pale hands grabbed the pillow and covered his head.

He hadn't always hated mornings. In fact at one point in his life he'd thought that mornings were the best time of the day, but his pain pills wore off a few hours later.

He realized he was on a bed and that thought brought both comfort and disgust. It was comforting to know he had enough money that wouldn't be sleeping in a box for the next week but he was disgusted with the way he had 'earned' it.

The only thing that he ever had going for him were his good looks. Sure he 'used' to be a genius but he was shoved aside in his prime when something better was found. Now he used his body.

Men and women alike bought his time and in return he was whatever they wanted him to be. He had quite a few instances in which he was wearing animal ears and collars.

If you haven't figured it out yet. Sasuke is a prostitute. End of that discussion.

On this particular morning Sasuke decided to do something good for someone else for some strange unknown reason -cough-because the author says so-cough-. This didn't happen very often since he was a self-centered emo-bitch, so as he was leaving the room he had been in and walked out of the cheap motel he was suddenly attacked.

He reached up and pulled a flier off his face. It was advertising some sort of a charity event that supposedly the biggest charity in the country. The money benefited homeless children and orphans.

Sasuke thought about it a moment and was hit with a wave of nostalgia. As Sasuke is an orphan this charity project really hit him hard. He got an idea and went to see the chairman of the 'cp' as Sasuke has now decided to refer to it.


"I don't approve of what you're auctioning, sir, but I cannot say no. You do understand that this is to be broadcast on live television and no self respecting person is likely to bid for you?" the chairman was a short, round man and he looked sort of like a toad.

"I understand sir and thank you for your time."

The day had just begun and already it was weird.


"H-h-hello sir. There is someone in your office and he says it is important."

Hinata was looking down again and twiddling her fingers.

"Thank you, Hinata. What have I told you about calling me sir and looking down when I'm around?"

"I am supposed to call you Naruto-sama and I am to look at you as an equal and not a superior."

"That's right now get back to work." Naruto walked into his office and closed the door.

In the middle of the room there were two men. One was tall and lean with his long brown hair tied neatly in a ponytail at the base of his head and the other looked, well, he looked like a toad.

"Mr.Uzumaki, I am the chairman of the 'We Matter Too. Children In Need' charity. I understand you would like to donate to the cause."

Covering his mouth in an attempt to not laugh at the toad-man, Naruto nodded his head.

"Well you are a busy man and you have much work to do so I will make this short. We will offer you a sneak-peak at all the things that we are auctioning, provided you come to the event." He held out his hand and the other man who had, as Naruto had discovered, light lavender eyes handed him a large manila envelope.

"Thank you, Neji. As you can see I have a list of everything to be auctioned off right here." He set the envelope on the desk and turned to Neji and nodded.

"Thank you for your valuable time and you rest assured I will be at the event." The toad-man and 'Neji' left.

Naruto sighed and flopped into his chair. His eyes wandered to the packet and he lifted it curiously. As he was pulling the papers out he dropped one and he bent down to get it.

His eyes widened and he knew instantly what he wanted. He put all the other papers back into the envelope without a second glance and placed the one sheet on his desk.

"Mr. I-I-I mean Naruto-sama, it is time for your board meeting." The intercom crackled.

He looked down at his watch.

"Oh Shit!"

Naruto was gone in a blur leaving nothing but a trail of dust. On his desk lay a single paper with a picture of a dark haired man and the words '20 hours'.


Yeah if you can't tell I edited it...hahaha happy days days are here again and this time with dividers X3 yeah Review!!please?