A/N Hi! This is an interesting idea I had while watching the shining the other night. I decided to write a chapter or two of this story and continue if I get any reviews. Ok here's SSBM The Shining!

Disclaimer: Xaio23 does not own SSBM or the Shining.

Chapter 1: The interview.

Link stood nervously in front of the room before hearing a voice. "Come in Link!" said the owner of the overlook. You see the Smashers have been running low on money lately and Link agreed to take a job watching the Overlook hotel for the winter. The Smashers were all going to move in the hotel for a while as he watched it. He just hoped they wouldn't destroy everything....again. With the thoughts that he must have this job he took a seat in front of the desk. "So we've decided to hire you for the job as caretaker of the Overlook hotel" said the owner.

"Really?" asked Link. "But you didn't interview me yet!" The owner shrugged.

"Yeah, well you were the only person crazy enough to take the job and....Whoops did I say that? I mean you were the most qualified person there was!!! Ahem...so anyway do you think you're sane enough not to kill anyone while watching it?" he inquired.

"Yeah of course I am!" Said Link confidently. The owner stood up.

"LAIR!!! WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL WITH AN AX TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE WITH THE SHINING DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!!!!!!!....." Link just stared "....then again you may not do that but it wouldn't be much of a story if you didn't...anyway be at the hotel tomorrow so we can show you and the other people around." With that Link left to tell everyone else.

Back at the Mansion: Ness was busy brushing his teeth while everyone else was waiting for Link. As Ness brushed he thought about the hotel. Then he had a vision. He saw a hallway of the hotel. There was blood coming from a doorway. It ran through the hallway filling it up and making a chair float in it. Then the blood ran up against the camera making a cool red effect and then vision stopped. "COOL!!!!!" yelled Ness before fainting. Just then Peach walked in.

"Hey Ness fainted...." She stood there a couple of seconds before it registered. ".....OH NO!!!!" A few minutes later Ness awoke to find Dr.Mario standing over him.

"Ow...what happened?" he asked. He looked around and saw some of the Smashers were there as well. Dr.Mario shrugged.

"You fainted...hey does this hurt?" he asked kicking him in the leg.

"OW!!!!!" cried Ness in pain. Dr.Mario nodded.

"Yeah...I thought it would. Tell me. Has anyone ever been drunk and pulled Ness's arm out of his socket?" he inquired. Roy raised his hand.

"It was an accident though. He left all my DAMN PAPERS on the floor." He said as an eye twitched as he cursed the papers. "Wait why did you ask that?" Dr.Mario grinned.

"Why it's important to the storyline of course. It shows that after doing that you decided not to drink anymore so later you can be tempted to drink." Roy nodded.

"Ok....lets go with that." Just then Link walked in.

"Guess what?" he asked. Roy raised his hand

"Oh,oh pick me." Link sighed.

"Fine Roy..."

"You just saved a bunch of money by switching to Gecko" he stated.

"No it's Geico not gecko" said the lizard with the accent.

"Um...no. I got the job! Next chapter we'll move into the hotel!"

"Yayness!!!" said everyone except Ness who had a bad feeling about this.

A/N: Kay people review!