phoenix wright ace villain number one
by jakkid166
(dis story is dedoteated to stefen karl stefanson who iz battlin cancer, search he gofund me on google if u wanna suport him)
phoenix wrighte was in his house lik in the begining of every fickign fanfic i write and he was bored whic also hapens every time
"man i wihsh sum people wold get killed so i coudl get money, like ive never sad that before" said wright BUT THEN HIS PHONE RUNG LIKE AS IF U DIDENT EXPECT THAT
wright shovd his phone up he ass "heelo who is dis" BUT THEN HE SUDENLY VANISHED LOL IM SO ORIGINALE
wright woked up in a dark place but its not so dark u cant see more like its sorta dark but you can still see everythign
"wtf who the fuck am i" said wrigfht
"AHA" said a man who was there too "my inventshon worked d"
"who are yo u" said wright
"my name" said man and he did a super contruple flip right in front o wright "is robbi rotten, tha greatist villain of ALL TIME"
"o shit ur a bad guy? welp im gonne have to arrest you" said wrighte and he took out he handcuffs
"aha no u cant arrest me im invincible" said robbie "anywaiye as u can see i made a machin e that can transport ppl ehre so i can make them villains"
"o shit realy? wats being a villain like"
"o yea its super cool broseph u get to eat lotsa cake and soda"
"dam son now i wanna be a villain"
"well in dat case i gotta ask you sum questions"
"LIKE WAT"
"first hav yo u ever caught a good guy like a reel superhero?"
"nah"
"hav u ever tryed a disguise?"
"nah nah"
"ALRIGHT, i can see dat i will have to teahc you how to be a VILAIN"
and he saxophoned
"i swer to fuck if u sing i will stab you in the dick" said wright
"ok" said rottie "insted i will give you tha ultimat test, for me u must manage 2 catch the ULTIMATE annoying person, dat blue guy with muscle legs, SPROTAFLOP"
"o when you said blue guy wit legs i thought u meant sonic tha hedgehog hes a good friedn of mine u should meet him sometime" said wright
"no hedgehogs arent real" said robben "anyway lets go gatch tha sportafrop"
so wright and robbing rotten went out of his lair into the streats
"so wat is dis place" said wright
"dis is lazytowne" said stefan karl stefnasson "dat stupid blue fuck sportacus makes ppl do healthy thigns here, but i want every1 to be lazy caus thats more fun"
"wow wat a noble goal" said phoenic adoringly
"ok" said sprotacus "lets go find sportacus and set sum traps to catch him"
"but where is sportacop" said writgh
"hmm O SHIT HES RUNNING DIS DIRECTION, quick FIDN A WAY TO CATCH HIM U IDIOT" said robbie
"LIK WHAT" said phoeix
"hm" said robert "OOH i got an ideaa" and he graba net and give it to phoenix
"NOW lookat dis net that i jus found, when i say go, be ready to thro"
"ok" said phoeix then spartacus RUN BY
"GO" say robbie but hpeonix just threw it on robbie
"THROW IT ON HIME NOT ME YOU FUCKIGN DOPE" said robbie
"hey u dont take that tone wit me young man" said phoeix
"screw you u suck at being a villain" retorted robbie
"YA WELL maybe i dont wanan be a villain number one you memey fuck"
"GASP" gasped robbit "how could u say somethign so offensive 2 me, my feels are peels"
BUT THEGN THERE WAS A SOUND
"O SHIT" said robbie rotten "sum1 got caughte in one of our trapss, MAYBE ITS SPORTAFLOOP" and dey went to the cage trap to see and SUR ENOUGH tha cage had falled and sportacuss was in it
"YEA WE CAUGHT HEEM" said robbie "mayb ur not such a bad villain after all ur at least a villain number four"
"yea we did good" said wright and dey high fived "SO sportycus how does it feel 2 be caught"
but sportacus did nt talk or speak or respond r reply or even cough sarcasticaly
"wtf" said wight and he went into the cell to check in on him
"o shit" said wirght "HES DEAD"
"WAT" said robbie rotten "HOW THA FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN"
SUDDENLIE the copz ran up and arrested robbie
"UR UDNER AREST FOR KILLING SPORTACUS" said dick gumshoe
"SHIT" said robbie "IM INOCENT I TELL U" but he got arested
every1 left and wright was left alone with deadacus
"shit" said wright
TO BE CONTINUED
