The DUMB Things Exorcist Do When Their BORED

I Mean VERY Bored

Behind the scenes Pranks and more

I DON'T OWN D.Gray Man

BUT THEY DISOBEYED MY ORDERES

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Scarlet: hey Kanda-san do you know what Im doing now?

Kanda: you just lit a match IN A ROOM FULL OF DYNAMITE. What the gimme that.

Scarlet: NOT GIVING! – Drops Match and Zooms Out-

-xBOOMx-

Scarlet: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanda: I'LL GET YOU FOR THISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scarlet: Do you love me?

Kanda: No

Scarlet: Please say yes?

Kanda: No

Scarlet: it'll kiss you every night!

Kanda: No

Scarlet: You're so mean!

Kanda: yeah

Scarlet: you what me to do something for you?

Kanda: I'll think about that.

Scarlet: I'll kill Lavi for you

Kanda: Sold!

Easy-Up-Chan: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT DAMMIT

Kanda: lets just kill her.

Easy-Up-Chan: I think I just did something wrong…

Scarlet: CHARGE!!!!!!!!

Easy-Up-Chance: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lavi: Do you know what I just did?

Saffy: what?

Lavi: I got Kanda and Scarlet DRUNK. Then I put them in the same room and bed and LOCKED the door!

Saffy: that explains the weird noises I heard from their room.

Lavi: THEIR MAKING PROGRESS!

Easy-Up-Chan: LAVI! SAFFY! WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN?!

Saffy: its not my fault boss! It was HIS idea!

EUC: YOUR SO DEAD LAVI!

Saffy: not Lavi boss! No no no!

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Science Department: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Komorin IV STIRIKES AGAIN!

Komorin IV: Science Department, I am your FATHER.

Science Department: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Scarlet: here you go Kanda!

Kanda: This is not a BATON! IT'S A DYNAMITE!

Scarlet: its gonna explode!

-xZOOMx-

Kanda: here Moyashi

Allen: its ALLEN A-L-L-E AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A DYNAMITE

Kanda: RUN FOR IT!

Allen: RUN FOR IT PEOPLE! IM DANGEROUS! Here Lavi. TAKE COVER! ITS GONNA BLOW!

-xBOOMx-

Scarlet: and to the finish line and HIS ALIVE! WE WIN! YAY!!!!!

Kanda: nice thinking.

---------------------still thinking gimme ideas ok?----------------------------------------------