The DUMB Things Exorcist Do When Their BORED
I Mean VERY Bored
Behind the scenes Pranks and more
I DON'T OWN D.Gray Man
BUT THEY DISOBEYED MY ORDERES
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Scarlet: hey Kanda-san do you know what Im doing now?
Kanda: you just lit a match IN A ROOM FULL OF DYNAMITE. What the gimme that.
Scarlet: NOT GIVING! – Drops Match and Zooms Out-
-xBOOMx-
Scarlet: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanda: I'LL GET YOU FOR THISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scarlet: Do you love me?
Kanda: No
Scarlet: Please say yes?
Kanda: No
Scarlet: it'll kiss you every night!
Kanda: No
Scarlet: You're so mean!
Kanda: yeah
Scarlet: you what me to do something for you?
Kanda: I'll think about that.
Scarlet: I'll kill Lavi for you
Kanda: Sold!
Easy-Up-Chan: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT DAMMIT
Kanda: lets just kill her.
Easy-Up-Chan: I think I just did something wrong…
Scarlet: CHARGE!!!!!!!!
Easy-Up-Chance: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lavi: Do you know what I just did?
Saffy: what?
Lavi: I got Kanda and Scarlet DRUNK. Then I put them in the same room and bed and LOCKED the door!
Saffy: that explains the weird noises I heard from their room.
Lavi: THEIR MAKING PROGRESS!
Easy-Up-Chan: LAVI! SAFFY! WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN?!
Saffy: its not my fault boss! It was HIS idea!
EUC: YOUR SO DEAD LAVI!
Saffy: not Lavi boss! No no no!
-------------------------------------Back in HQ--------------------------------------------------------
Science Department: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Komorin IV STIRIKES AGAIN!
Komorin IV: Science Department, I am your FATHER.
Science Department: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
----------------------------------Running in the 3km rally dash-------------------------------------
Scarlet: here you go Kanda!
Kanda: This is not a BATON! IT'S A DYNAMITE!
Scarlet: its gonna explode!
-xZOOMx-
Kanda: here Moyashi
Allen: its ALLEN A-L-L-E AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A DYNAMITE
Kanda: RUN FOR IT!
Allen: RUN FOR IT PEOPLE! IM DANGEROUS! Here Lavi. TAKE COVER! ITS GONNA BLOW!
-xBOOMx-
Scarlet: and to the finish line and HIS ALIVE! WE WIN! YAY!!!!!
Kanda: nice thinking.
---------------------still thinking gimme ideas ok?----------------------------------------------
