TMNT Drabbles:
I was bored one day and was struck with this festive Christmas themed idea. It'll probably be a stupid fic but I plan on writting a drabble everyday from now until Christmas. I'll take suggestions if you have any, enjoy! I wish I did own it but TMNT is property of Nickelodon, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.
Mister Rinch:
"Het Raph!" a orange masked turtled came skipping towards his older brother who was happily sitting on the couch, watching wrestling on the tv, while munching corn chips.
"What is it Mikey, I'm busy," he muttered popping another crisp into his beak.
"Well, April showed me these awsome Holiday movies that she and her family always used to watch as kids before Christmas," he began, plopping down next to Raphel and holding up three old movie cassetts.
"That's great Mikey, why don't cha go git Leo and Don to watch 'em wit ya," Raph kept his amber eyes locked on the two muscled men that were in the process of kicking the crap out of each other.
The young turtle looked crestfallen at this, "I already asked them and they said the same thing...".
Raph sighed and looked away just as the commercials flashed up, advertising something about some great Christmas deals at Walmart.
"Mike can't you see that I'm already watchin' somethin' 'ere? Besides Christmas is still another two weeks away, you got plenty o' time,".
Michelangelo looked like he was ready to cry as he sat back up from the sagging couch and started walking away.
"Fine...huh...I'll just go and watch the greatest Christmas movies ever made...by myself...alone...when this is supposed to be a time for family...together..."
Raphel rolled his eyes. Why is it that whenever he wanted some time to himself something always came up. ALWAYS! Whether is be Foot ninjas attacking, Mikey, aliens, Mikey, some screwed up plan of Bishops, or just Mikey Raph almost never got good time to himself.
"...but I'll be alright...alone...watching the greatest Christmas movies...without my brothers to be there with me...by myself...and,"
"Alrigh' already Mikey just make it a quick one okay!" and with that Mikey gave a sqeal of glee and jumped back over the couch and popped in the first video.
"You're a rotter Mister Grinch, you're the king of sinful sots! You're heart's a dead tomato with moldy purple spots Mister Griiiiinnnch! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!"
"Hehe hey Raph it sounds alot like you huh?" Mikey joked as they watched the third movie April had loaned the turtle.
"Can is Mikey before I do turn into the Grinch!" the red masked turtled growled already pissed that he had missed the rest of his wrestling show and his brother had hogged all the corn chips.
"Haha wouldn't that make you Mister Rinch?" the turtled laughed at his own lame joke.
"Rrrrgghh!" Raph's hands curled into fists as he fought the urge to strangle his brother.
"Hey you can't deny the facts Raphy boy, you are a Grinch whether you like it or not. You almost stole Christmas from me last year by dumping Donnie's experiment all over them," Michelangelo grinned as he could almost see the smoke coming out of his mad brohter's ears. (if they had ears O_O)
"Hey that wasn't me! That cat of you're haddit comin' by crapping on my bed! You're dorky present jus' got in duh way of me singing his fur off!"
"Oh okay ya sure Raph blame it on Klunk! That's reeeaaal mature,".
That was the last straw for Raphel and he lunged sideways at his brother aiming for his neck.
"AHHHHH!"
"Man where did Raph get the idea to stuff Mike's room full of garbage?" Donatello asked Leo as he stared as Raph held the door knob to Mikey's room shut while groans and coughing retches came from the other side.
" 'Ome onng Rapp...I prombis I bon't teash you anddy more!" the muffled voice of Mikey came from the closed door, sounding as if he was trying in vain to plug his nose.
"Sorry Mikey but I thought you said that my 'eart is an empty hole? Or what about usin' that thirty-nine and half foot pole to git outta this?" Raphel cackled evilly.
"I have no idea Don but remind me never to make Raph miss his wrestling ever again,".
