- I do not own Naruto, since only Masashi Kishimoto does. Based on a true story (good times, good times…). Naruto is me, Kathryn is Kakashi, Kim (blackamber41) is Sasuke and Sakura is Mojo (princessmon). This is my first story... I hope you enjoy! -


One night Kakashi and his students decided to take a break from all their ninja-ing. And so they began watching T.V. at Kakashi's house, in his dark basement.

Sasuke: look at me, I'm so cool (watching themselves on T.V.)

Naruto: watch! I will come and save your sorry butt. Butt face.

That's went Sakura noticed it. The bug.

dramatic sound: duh, duh duhhhhh….

Sakura: oh…. it's a bug!

And that's how Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke's true weakness was shown.

Kakashi: (squealing) ahhhhhh!!!

Sasuke: don't let it touch me!!

Naruto: kill it, Sasuke! Kill it!!

Kakashi: your new mission is to kill….THAT!

Sasuke: no way!...

Naruto: DIE!

Sakura: …

Naruto: (acting tough, as usual) where are my Chinese ninja stars??

Kakashi: fools!!! It's coming to me! KILL IT!!

Naruto: I'll save you, Kakashi-sensei!!

Naruto tosses a pillow in the direction of the bug, however missing (in a way a good thing, since you wouldn't want the bug touching the pillow).

Sasuke: that sucked!! You missed!

Naruto: waaaah! It's going the other way!!

Sakura: holy crap! I'LL kill it!

Kakashi: here's a tissue…

Sakura: thanks

Kakashi handed her the tissue. She then killed it.

Sakura: DIE!!

Naruto: gasp! You smooshed it!

It was Sakura's one moment of glory. After that, Naruto and Sasuke stole all the fame. Sakura innocently handed the tissue with the dead bug to dispose of it, since it was his house.

Sakura: here, Kakashi. You—

Kakashi: eek!!

Sasuke: boy, Kakashi. She was just giving you the bug to flush…

Naruto: heh, heh…he's scared of a DEAD bug! Maybe he's not so invincible after all…

Kakashi: (VERY scary, deadly look on his face) is that what you think? I think I'll change your thoughts VERY quickly… if you mention this again, you- shall- PAY!!

Sasuke and Naruto are scared senseless and start shivering in their seats.

Kakashi: (totally calm and relax, like he normally is) so… let's finish watching.

Sasuke: (dares to utter a word) so scary!!...

Sakura: sigh… boys…

Then, from a corner of the room, came a small smile from a half hidden face of an Aburame clan member.