The Chronicles of potter-nia

by: Kevin Houlahan & Jessica Seaton

it was a gassy afternoon in which harry awoke at the crack of dawn little did he know that his butt was the dawn and his crack had leeked a little gas. The smell traved up to vernons room.

harry is dead meat .

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH", vernon says as he runs out his room to find harry. "blasted child blew me torch again'", he said.

Harry awoke at the uproar of vernon and knew he had done it again.

With one last effort he ran out from under the cramped room under the stairs and ran for the bathroom.

Vernon arose to the cramped room under the stairs only to grunt in disapproval and smelled the room to the bathroom.

harry opened the door to the bathroom only to find pikachu pulling up his leather thong.

"ME PIKA LA KOLA ", roared pikachu in pain

"go away my uncle vernon is coming"replied harry

with one last attempt he sat at the toilet to let the rest out

but just then. . . . . .

"HARRY POTTER YOU MONSTROUS GAS FILLED BALLON OF NEVER ENDING TURD IF I TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES IF YOU MUST FART GO OUT IN THE YARD AND KILL THE NEIGHBORS YARD WITH YOUR GAS OF NEVER ENDING DEATH!", roared uncle vernon

out of fear harry pulled the handle and yelled

"IMADUNWITAPOOPY"

and with that the toilet flushed and sucked him in along side his new chinpokomon "poop"

"whats this strange thing"

he was in a forest surrounded in poop

"MY POOP CAME OUT GREEN", yelled harry in astonishment

"not really for you see the yellowish pigment inside me gives me a bit of reality dont you think sir pots and pans"

"who was that?" ,asked harry

"WHY HOW DARE YOU RUBBISHLY DUMP ME HERE AND NOT KNOW ME! AFTER ALL YOU ARE MY FATHER! I SPENT 8 WHOLE HOURS IN YOU AND THIS IS MY REWARD! HOW DARE YEE POOP ME AND DIS ME I SHALL NOW SPIT IN YOUR FACE!"

poop was spat at harry from the ground. Harry looked down and saw only his poop companion.

"IT IS I SIR COCONUT CORNFLAKES MC GUILICUT THE CHEESE POOP!", replied the poop.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"roared harry.

"oh my what is that smell it is atrocious it smells like shit"said the piece of poop

"ummm i dunno maybe it was you!" replied harry

"why how dare you?" said the poop

Just then the poop farted

"WHOA CALM DOWN HORSEY!" yelled the poop

then there was a voice from over the poop hill

"who is this that has entered the shadow realm!

"why I'm harry potter good sir"replied harry

"Bow down to me for it is i . . . . "

"YU- GI - OH!"

"Who?"asked harry

"you know the great and powerful . . . . "

"YU - GI - OH!"

"Nope never heard of you" replied harry

"YOUR INSULT OUTRAGES ME SO I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" said yugioh

"Duel?" asked harry

"a duel is a battle between people using chinpokomon or duel monsters!" said sir poop

"a battle? okay what are the rules?" asked harry

"The rules are simple just use your chinpokomon and it will fight for you and i will use my own chinpokomon tablets!" said yugioh

"tablets?" asked harry

"Tablets are stone trapped creatures! They are locked away but can be summoned during battles..."

"this sucks ass!" said harry

FART

"cough what power is this cough too strong cough growing weak faints" said yugioh.

"you did it you won!" said sir poop

"So how do you trap chinpokomon into tablets"asked harry

"oh thats easy all you have to do is say the word or spell" replied sir poop

"and wat is that?" asked harry

"why!" asked sir poop

"fine then but you leave me no choice!"

"what are you going to do lol you dont even know the right spell!" yelled sir poop

"AVADA KADAVRA!"roared harry

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", roared the poop

Then he melted and turned into diahrrea...

It was weeks later and harry did not yet find a way home but saw a paper on the floor

It read:

WANTED!WANTED!WANTED!WANTED!

name: MICHAEL JACKSON

purpose: MOLESTING OF CHINPOKOMON

reward: 500 CHICKEN NUGGETS AND ONE CHINPOKOMON TRADING CARD!

(end)

"wow this guy has the right idea!" said harry to himself

"Really now?" said a voice from behind

the person behind him sqeezed harrys butt.

"What the?"yelled harry

"HUH? This isn't a chinpokomon?who are you?"

"Who are you?"replied harry

"Im jackson, michael jackson!"said michael

"awesome love your top rated songs like " beat it with my stick" and "thriller to the boys"

"why thank you. and sorry about the butt thing" said michael

"no problem heck im honored to have some one like you do that to me"replied harry

"he he he" giggled michael

" So where are you off to?" asked michael

"i dunno?" replied harry

"come with me to HOG-MOLESTING-WARTS SCHOOL OF WITCH MOLESTING CRAFT AND WIZARD RAPING SCHOOL"yelled michael

"OKAY!" REPLIED HARRY ALL EXCITEDLY