A/N: Holy crap, this might have a plot! Alisha, here's your damn story.
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Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful city in the clouds where winged monkeys and Care Bears lived together in peace and harmony..... yeah, right!
[Scene opens on a cloud. A little orange monkey with wings and a moon on her stomach. She's jumping up and down crazily.]
Alisha (screaming and stabbing a green Care Bear): "I AM AN ORANGE MONKEY!! I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
[Blue monkey with wings and a flame on her stomach materializes from thin air]
Jillian (looking at Alisha in her killing frenzy): "Need some help?"
Alisha (looks up and immediately is calm): "Nope. I'm good."
[A green monkey (Greg) and a red monkey (Dustin) materializes from thin air]
Dustin (pounding himself on the head and screaming): "Hamster! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!"
[Alisha and Jillian looking confused]
Greg (whispering): "The hamster is back."
Alisha and Jillian (understanding now): "Oh..."
Jillian: "I thought he got rid of it."
Greg: "He did."
Jillian: "Huh?"
[Share Bear (the pink one with the rainbow on her stomach) pops up from nowhere]
Share Bear (arms outstretched): "Hugging is fun!"
All the Monkeys: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! Nice bear!!! "
[Monkeys run away to Amy's house]
Alisha (pounding on door): "AMY!! LET US IN!! EVIL CARE BEAR COMING FOR US!!!"
[Door opens and a pink monkey comes outside]
Amy: "What do you want?"
Greg (doing retarded dinosaur walk and singing): "Evil, evil Care Bear is coming to hug us!"
Amy: "Awww....."
All Monkeys: @.@
Jillian (steps back): "You – you're o-one of them!! AHHHHH!!!"
Jillian (running around screaming bloody murder): "SHE'S ON THEIR SIDE!! SHE'S ON THEIR SIDE!!
[Grey monkey named Chris appears out of thin air]
Chris (zoned out on SOMETHING): "Heh heh. Who's on who's side?"
Dustin (pulling on ear and chanting): "Evil, evil hamster! Get out of my head!!"
Chris (pointing at Dustin): "I want what he has."
[Something taps Jillian on the shoulder and she turns around to see..... SHARE BEAR!!!]
Share Bear (opening arms): "How 'bout that hug?"
Jillian (eyes widen): AAHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S EVIL!! EVIL, I TELL YOU!!!
[Jillian suddenly calms down and opens her arms, much to the horror of her friends]
Jillian (puts hands around Share Bear's neck): "LOOK, I'M HUGGING YOUR NECK!! I'M HUGGING YOU!!"
[Tightens grip around her throat, making the bear choke to death]
Jillian (screaming): "I'm HUGGING!!"
[Share Bear goes limp and dies. All the other monkeys except Amy congratulates Jillian. Chris falls asleep]
Dustin (still pulling on his ear): "The hamster says 'Great job. You have made the first kill and started the rebellion.' Hamster! I'm warning you!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!"
[Greg snaps his fingers and a 2x4 beam appears in his hand.]
Greg (swinging the 2x4 and hits Dustin): "Hamster, get out of his head! I don't wanna hear about it anymore!!"
[Dustin falls through the clouds, taking everyone else with them.]
All the monkeys (falling to Earth): "AAHHHHH!!! WE'RE FALLING!!!"
[After a while of falling, the Grey Monkey wakes up]
Chris (opens eyes and yawn): "What'd I miss?" (looks at the oncoming ground): "Oh, crap." [He realizes something] "Wait, don't we have wings?"
All the Monkeys: Oh. OH! Ohhhh, right!
[They all flap their wings and land gently on the ground]
Alisha (sees another Care Bear): EEP!! Care Bear alert!! Care Bear alert!!
Purple Care Bear: "Now you will all perish for trespassing on Earth without a pass!"
Dustin (lands on the ground): WHOMP!!
[A cloud of dust rose and none other than Luke Skywalker appeared.]
Luke (in a loud voice to the purple Care Bear): "Who are you to threaten the existence of the Monkeys?"
Purple Care Bear: "I am a Care Bear! These Monkeys have trespassed and must die!"
Luke (Stomps feet): "But I LIKE monkeys!!"
Alisha (to Jillian): "Who the hell is this nutcase?"
Luke: I am Luke Skywalker! I come in peace! I – "
Horatio Cane from CSI: "COCONUTS!!!!!"
[Horatio disappears and is replaced by Darth Vader]
Darth Vader (singing and dancing): "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!!"
Luke (Unbelieving): "Father?"
Darth Vader (breathing heavily through the mask): "I've decided to take yoga! Isn't that great? I'm being healthy!"
[Alisha, Jillian, Greg, Dustin, Chris, Amy, and the Purple Care Bear stare at them. A crowd is gathering.]
Mr. Folk (gawking at the strange beings): "What the HELL is going on?"
Dustin (yelling): "THUNDER POWER!!"
[Thunder hits Mr. Folk, killing him instantly.]
Crowd (jumping up and down): "YAY!!!!"
Little Boy: Care Bear? Are you here to make me happy?"
Purple Care Bear: "Back off, kid. I'm here only to kick some Monkey ass!!"
Little Boy (Bursts into tears): "WHAAAA!!!"
Little Boy's Mom (VERY angry): "YOU SONNUVA BITCH! WHY'D YOU MAKE MY KID CRY?"
[Mom kills Care Bear with the evil 'Mom Glare'. (You know the one, people.)]
All Monkeys: "YAY!! "
[Monkeys all fly back up to the clouds carrying Luke and Darth Vader]
Greg (doing the crab walk): "Welcome to our humble abode."
Luke and Vader: @.@
[They see an entire castle made of clouds. (A/N: Ooooh.)]
[They all turn around and see Amy kissing a blue – green Care Bear. (A/N: ALISHA!! IT'S A MIRACLE!! AMY HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!)]
Jillian (having trouble breathing): "Oh..... OH MY GOD!!! SHE'S ONE OF THEM!!!!!!"
[ runs away screaming. Straight into a spiked wall and passes out.]
Alisha: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Dustin: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Chris: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Amy (muffled): "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Luke: "What the hell? I'll join the crowd! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Darth Vader: "Sure, me too! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Jillian (wakes up): "I'm not dead yet."
Chris (grinning): "Okay, that's over."
Greg: "I WANNA WATCH A MOVIE!!"
[They all sit down to watch Star Wars.]
Luke (REALLY getting into it): "Wow, I'm a really good actor! I wonder why I didn't get an Oscar."
[Luke calls Han Solo on his cell phone and tells him to come over. Five minutes later, there's a knock on the door]
Alisha: "Come in!"
Chewbacca (Chewie): "Raa! Raaaa!!"
Han: "Yo, Luke! What's up, my homie?"
Jillian: "I thought we were gonna take over the world."
All the Monkeys: "Oh, yeah."
[They all get up and go back to Earth to wreak havoc on all the innocent people.]
T.V. News Announcer: "A local peeing tom was killed in the struggle this afternoon. He was decapitated and his head was found in the bathroom of a ninety- eight-year old woman's bathroom. The woman was later found dead in the bathtub. More details at eleven."
All the Monkeys: "Did we kill that guy?"
Dell Guy: "DUDE! We're gettin' a Dell!"
[Whip comes out of nowhere and wraps around the Dell Guy's neck.] Dell Guy (gagging): "I won't say it again! Let me go!"
[Out of a dust cloud, steps Indiana Jones (Indy)]
Indy: "Never fear, innocent Monkeys! I, Indiana Jones, will save you!"
Dustin's Hamster: "Dude, don't be gay."
Indy (confused): "Huh?"
Jillian: "I HAVE AN IDEA!!"
Greg: "What is it?"
Jillian: "I say that we attack the Hulk!"
All the Monkeys, Indy, Darth Vader and Luke (cheering): "YAY!!!"
[The group starts off to Bruce Banner's (right?) house to piss him off and get a fight]
Monkeys: "You suck! You couldn't hurt a fly!!"
[Bruce changes to the Hulk and kills a fly]
Hulk: "I can TOO kill a fly!"
Chris (snoring): "ZZZZZzzzzzzzz............."
All the Monkeys: "NOOOooo!! You murderer!!"
[The Monkeys all kill the Hulk and display his body on Earth as a warning to all who think of opposing them. Everyone obeys the Monkeys.]
Jillian: "Now that we rule the world, I wanna meet Michael Hurst (Iolaus on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys) and Kevin Sorbo!"
"POOF!!" [Out of a cloud of dust, Iolaus and Hercules appear.]
Jillian: "YAY!!!!!"
Hercules: "Why have you taken over the world?"
Alisha: "Because we felt like it. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"
Iolaus (shrugs): "Not really."
Hercules (angry): "Uh, yeah, we DO have a problem with it. Right, Iolaus?"
Iolaus: "No, I really don't have a problem with the whole thing. It was bound to happen sooner or later."
Dustin: (pulling ear again): "The All Mighty Hamster King says, 'Hercules, if you are against this, then leave. We will just hunt you down later."
Jillian: "Ioaus, you'll stay, right?"
Iolaus: "Sure, why not?"
Hercules (confused): "WHAT?!? You're gonna give up everything we've been fighting for?"
Iolaus: "No, I just wanna stay here for a while."
Indy and Luke: (cheering): "YAY! He's gonna stay! He's gonna stay! He's gonna stay!!"
[Jillian, Dustin and Alisha join the cheering.]
(A/N: God, this is asinine, stupid and senseless!!)
Alisha: "SHUT UP, AUTHOR!!"
Author: "Alisha, you shut up. I put you into this story and I can take you out!!"
Alisha: "Huh – uh!"
Author: "Uh – huh!"
Alisha: "Prove it!"
[Author takes Alisha out of the story.]
"POOF!"
Author: "Proof enough?"
Indy: "COOL!!"
Luke: "Yeah, that power is WAY cooler than the Force!"
[Author bows and takes her leave.]
~ Meanwhile in Care Bear City ~
[Three Care Bears are sitting at a conference table, talking about the Monkey Rebellion]
Cheer Bear (Cheery - Red) (pounds fist on the table): "They HAVE to be stopped! We cannot continue to just let those Monkeys carry on like this!"
Happy Bear (Happy – Purple): "Damn straight! We have to stop them! They've already killed the Incredible Hulk!"
Grumpy Bear (Grumpy – Blue): "Yes, we must kill them!"
Cheery: "But how?"
Happy: "We will hold a tryout for assassins and pick who we think is best. Agreed?"
All: "Agreed! The Talent Show will begin......... NOW!"
[The door to the conference room opens and Harry Potter walks in. He sits down in a chair at the end of the table.]
Potter (waving his wand around): "I can kill them! I killed Lord Voldermort (sp?) He was nearly invincible!"
Cheery (presses button): "Sorry, too young. You might get killed."
[The chair flips backwards, sending Harry Potter into the fiery pits of hell.]
Potter (screaming): "AIEEEE!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! OWWW!! IT'S HOT!"
Grumpy: "Next!!"
[Barney the big purple Dinosaur walks in carrying a teddy bear]
Barney (singing): "I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"
Grumpy (pulls out a machine gun): "Yeah, I'd like you to get the hell out of my site!"
Barney: "But I love you!"
[Grumpy squeezes the trigger and lets a storm of bullets put a hundred holes in Barney.]
Barney: "Oww! That wasn't very nice!" [dies]
Happy: "Next!"
[Hamtaro walks through the door.]
Cheery (looking bored) "Why do you think you're qualified for this job?"
Hamtaro: "Because I have an army of Ham Hams at my command and the fact that I'm so cute and cuddly and no one would suspect me?"
All the Care Bears: "You're hired."
Hamtaro (cheering): "YAY!!!"
[Hamtaro skips out the door singing.]
Author (In announcer voise): "What will happen to our beloved Monkeys? Will they be able to stand up to the mighty Care Bears? Tune into our next episode of 'EVIL CARE BEAR MONKEYS'!!
TO BE CONTINUED
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful city in the clouds where winged monkeys and Care Bears lived together in peace and harmony..... yeah, right!
[Scene opens on a cloud. A little orange monkey with wings and a moon on her stomach. She's jumping up and down crazily.]
Alisha (screaming and stabbing a green Care Bear): "I AM AN ORANGE MONKEY!! I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
[Blue monkey with wings and a flame on her stomach materializes from thin air]
Jillian (looking at Alisha in her killing frenzy): "Need some help?"
Alisha (looks up and immediately is calm): "Nope. I'm good."
[A green monkey (Greg) and a red monkey (Dustin) materializes from thin air]
Dustin (pounding himself on the head and screaming): "Hamster! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!"
[Alisha and Jillian looking confused]
Greg (whispering): "The hamster is back."
Alisha and Jillian (understanding now): "Oh..."
Jillian: "I thought he got rid of it."
Greg: "He did."
Jillian: "Huh?"
[Share Bear (the pink one with the rainbow on her stomach) pops up from nowhere]
Share Bear (arms outstretched): "Hugging is fun!"
All the Monkeys: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! Nice bear!!! "
[Monkeys run away to Amy's house]
Alisha (pounding on door): "AMY!! LET US IN!! EVIL CARE BEAR COMING FOR US!!!"
[Door opens and a pink monkey comes outside]
Amy: "What do you want?"
Greg (doing retarded dinosaur walk and singing): "Evil, evil Care Bear is coming to hug us!"
Amy: "Awww....."
All Monkeys: @.@
Jillian (steps back): "You – you're o-one of them!! AHHHHH!!!"
Jillian (running around screaming bloody murder): "SHE'S ON THEIR SIDE!! SHE'S ON THEIR SIDE!!
[Grey monkey named Chris appears out of thin air]
Chris (zoned out on SOMETHING): "Heh heh. Who's on who's side?"
Dustin (pulling on ear and chanting): "Evil, evil hamster! Get out of my head!!"
Chris (pointing at Dustin): "I want what he has."
[Something taps Jillian on the shoulder and she turns around to see..... SHARE BEAR!!!]
Share Bear (opening arms): "How 'bout that hug?"
Jillian (eyes widen): AAHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S EVIL!! EVIL, I TELL YOU!!!
[Jillian suddenly calms down and opens her arms, much to the horror of her friends]
Jillian (puts hands around Share Bear's neck): "LOOK, I'M HUGGING YOUR NECK!! I'M HUGGING YOU!!"
[Tightens grip around her throat, making the bear choke to death]
Jillian (screaming): "I'm HUGGING!!"
[Share Bear goes limp and dies. All the other monkeys except Amy congratulates Jillian. Chris falls asleep]
Dustin (still pulling on his ear): "The hamster says 'Great job. You have made the first kill and started the rebellion.' Hamster! I'm warning you!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!"
[Greg snaps his fingers and a 2x4 beam appears in his hand.]
Greg (swinging the 2x4 and hits Dustin): "Hamster, get out of his head! I don't wanna hear about it anymore!!"
[Dustin falls through the clouds, taking everyone else with them.]
All the monkeys (falling to Earth): "AAHHHHH!!! WE'RE FALLING!!!"
[After a while of falling, the Grey Monkey wakes up]
Chris (opens eyes and yawn): "What'd I miss?" (looks at the oncoming ground): "Oh, crap." [He realizes something] "Wait, don't we have wings?"
All the Monkeys: Oh. OH! Ohhhh, right!
[They all flap their wings and land gently on the ground]
Alisha (sees another Care Bear): EEP!! Care Bear alert!! Care Bear alert!!
Purple Care Bear: "Now you will all perish for trespassing on Earth without a pass!"
Dustin (lands on the ground): WHOMP!!
[A cloud of dust rose and none other than Luke Skywalker appeared.]
Luke (in a loud voice to the purple Care Bear): "Who are you to threaten the existence of the Monkeys?"
Purple Care Bear: "I am a Care Bear! These Monkeys have trespassed and must die!"
Luke (Stomps feet): "But I LIKE monkeys!!"
Alisha (to Jillian): "Who the hell is this nutcase?"
Luke: I am Luke Skywalker! I come in peace! I – "
Horatio Cane from CSI: "COCONUTS!!!!!"
[Horatio disappears and is replaced by Darth Vader]
Darth Vader (singing and dancing): "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!!"
Luke (Unbelieving): "Father?"
Darth Vader (breathing heavily through the mask): "I've decided to take yoga! Isn't that great? I'm being healthy!"
[Alisha, Jillian, Greg, Dustin, Chris, Amy, and the Purple Care Bear stare at them. A crowd is gathering.]
Mr. Folk (gawking at the strange beings): "What the HELL is going on?"
Dustin (yelling): "THUNDER POWER!!"
[Thunder hits Mr. Folk, killing him instantly.]
Crowd (jumping up and down): "YAY!!!!"
Little Boy: Care Bear? Are you here to make me happy?"
Purple Care Bear: "Back off, kid. I'm here only to kick some Monkey ass!!"
Little Boy (Bursts into tears): "WHAAAA!!!"
Little Boy's Mom (VERY angry): "YOU SONNUVA BITCH! WHY'D YOU MAKE MY KID CRY?"
[Mom kills Care Bear with the evil 'Mom Glare'. (You know the one, people.)]
All Monkeys: "YAY!! "
[Monkeys all fly back up to the clouds carrying Luke and Darth Vader]
Greg (doing the crab walk): "Welcome to our humble abode."
Luke and Vader: @.@
[They see an entire castle made of clouds. (A/N: Ooooh.)]
[They all turn around and see Amy kissing a blue – green Care Bear. (A/N: ALISHA!! IT'S A MIRACLE!! AMY HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!)]
Jillian (having trouble breathing): "Oh..... OH MY GOD!!! SHE'S ONE OF THEM!!!!!!"
[ runs away screaming. Straight into a spiked wall and passes out.]
Alisha: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Dustin: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Chris: "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Amy (muffled): "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Luke: "What the hell? I'll join the crowd! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Darth Vader: "Sure, me too! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Jillian (wakes up): "I'm not dead yet."
Chris (grinning): "Okay, that's over."
Greg: "I WANNA WATCH A MOVIE!!"
[They all sit down to watch Star Wars.]
Luke (REALLY getting into it): "Wow, I'm a really good actor! I wonder why I didn't get an Oscar."
[Luke calls Han Solo on his cell phone and tells him to come over. Five minutes later, there's a knock on the door]
Alisha: "Come in!"
Chewbacca (Chewie): "Raa! Raaaa!!"
Han: "Yo, Luke! What's up, my homie?"
Jillian: "I thought we were gonna take over the world."
All the Monkeys: "Oh, yeah."
[They all get up and go back to Earth to wreak havoc on all the innocent people.]
T.V. News Announcer: "A local peeing tom was killed in the struggle this afternoon. He was decapitated and his head was found in the bathroom of a ninety- eight-year old woman's bathroom. The woman was later found dead in the bathtub. More details at eleven."
All the Monkeys: "Did we kill that guy?"
Dell Guy: "DUDE! We're gettin' a Dell!"
[Whip comes out of nowhere and wraps around the Dell Guy's neck.] Dell Guy (gagging): "I won't say it again! Let me go!"
[Out of a dust cloud, steps Indiana Jones (Indy)]
Indy: "Never fear, innocent Monkeys! I, Indiana Jones, will save you!"
Dustin's Hamster: "Dude, don't be gay."
Indy (confused): "Huh?"
Jillian: "I HAVE AN IDEA!!"
Greg: "What is it?"
Jillian: "I say that we attack the Hulk!"
All the Monkeys, Indy, Darth Vader and Luke (cheering): "YAY!!!"
[The group starts off to Bruce Banner's (right?) house to piss him off and get a fight]
Monkeys: "You suck! You couldn't hurt a fly!!"
[Bruce changes to the Hulk and kills a fly]
Hulk: "I can TOO kill a fly!"
Chris (snoring): "ZZZZZzzzzzzzz............."
All the Monkeys: "NOOOooo!! You murderer!!"
[The Monkeys all kill the Hulk and display his body on Earth as a warning to all who think of opposing them. Everyone obeys the Monkeys.]
Jillian: "Now that we rule the world, I wanna meet Michael Hurst (Iolaus on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys) and Kevin Sorbo!"
"POOF!!" [Out of a cloud of dust, Iolaus and Hercules appear.]
Jillian: "YAY!!!!!"
Hercules: "Why have you taken over the world?"
Alisha: "Because we felt like it. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"
Iolaus (shrugs): "Not really."
Hercules (angry): "Uh, yeah, we DO have a problem with it. Right, Iolaus?"
Iolaus: "No, I really don't have a problem with the whole thing. It was bound to happen sooner or later."
Dustin: (pulling ear again): "The All Mighty Hamster King says, 'Hercules, if you are against this, then leave. We will just hunt you down later."
Jillian: "Ioaus, you'll stay, right?"
Iolaus: "Sure, why not?"
Hercules (confused): "WHAT?!? You're gonna give up everything we've been fighting for?"
Iolaus: "No, I just wanna stay here for a while."
Indy and Luke: (cheering): "YAY! He's gonna stay! He's gonna stay! He's gonna stay!!"
[Jillian, Dustin and Alisha join the cheering.]
(A/N: God, this is asinine, stupid and senseless!!)
Alisha: "SHUT UP, AUTHOR!!"
Author: "Alisha, you shut up. I put you into this story and I can take you out!!"
Alisha: "Huh – uh!"
Author: "Uh – huh!"
Alisha: "Prove it!"
[Author takes Alisha out of the story.]
"POOF!"
Author: "Proof enough?"
Indy: "COOL!!"
Luke: "Yeah, that power is WAY cooler than the Force!"
[Author bows and takes her leave.]
~ Meanwhile in Care Bear City ~
[Three Care Bears are sitting at a conference table, talking about the Monkey Rebellion]
Cheer Bear (Cheery - Red) (pounds fist on the table): "They HAVE to be stopped! We cannot continue to just let those Monkeys carry on like this!"
Happy Bear (Happy – Purple): "Damn straight! We have to stop them! They've already killed the Incredible Hulk!"
Grumpy Bear (Grumpy – Blue): "Yes, we must kill them!"
Cheery: "But how?"
Happy: "We will hold a tryout for assassins and pick who we think is best. Agreed?"
All: "Agreed! The Talent Show will begin......... NOW!"
[The door to the conference room opens and Harry Potter walks in. He sits down in a chair at the end of the table.]
Potter (waving his wand around): "I can kill them! I killed Lord Voldermort (sp?) He was nearly invincible!"
Cheery (presses button): "Sorry, too young. You might get killed."
[The chair flips backwards, sending Harry Potter into the fiery pits of hell.]
Potter (screaming): "AIEEEE!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! OWWW!! IT'S HOT!"
Grumpy: "Next!!"
[Barney the big purple Dinosaur walks in carrying a teddy bear]
Barney (singing): "I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"
Grumpy (pulls out a machine gun): "Yeah, I'd like you to get the hell out of my site!"
Barney: "But I love you!"
[Grumpy squeezes the trigger and lets a storm of bullets put a hundred holes in Barney.]
Barney: "Oww! That wasn't very nice!" [dies]
Happy: "Next!"
[Hamtaro walks through the door.]
Cheery (looking bored) "Why do you think you're qualified for this job?"
Hamtaro: "Because I have an army of Ham Hams at my command and the fact that I'm so cute and cuddly and no one would suspect me?"
All the Care Bears: "You're hired."
Hamtaro (cheering): "YAY!!!"
[Hamtaro skips out the door singing.]
Author (In announcer voise): "What will happen to our beloved Monkeys? Will they be able to stand up to the mighty Care Bears? Tune into our next episode of 'EVIL CARE BEAR MONKEYS'!!
TO BE CONTINUED
