Okay so i am doing a parody of Jade West's What I Hate with Glitch and Cat stars in this so it is another crossover.
Plot: Glitch makes a What I Hate segment for his blog on the Dance Central website.
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious or Dance Central.
Clitch-Clitch-Clitch
A camera flicks on and it is Glitch and Cat.
"Hey guys." Glitch starts.
"Hi!" Cat added.
"Okay so um, Cat told me that her friend Jade has been doing What I Hates and so I decided to do one as well. So here it goes. I have made a sign along with Cat." Glitch holds up the sign with Cat saying 'What I Hate'. Then puts the sign down.
"Here goes! I hate you people on Fan Fiction think it's a good idea for me to be paired up with Mo, Bodie, Angel-" Glitch does a throw up motion before he continues. "and why pair me up with Emilia? I only like Emilia as a friend okay? And why do you think it is a good idea to pair me up with Mo? We are close friends. And Bodie? HE is too kind to be very dominant and I would never let him snoodle me at all. You guys are disgusting."
Cat went next. "I hate people who bully my boyfriend Glitch. If you hurt him again, i will come up to you and snap your fucking head off."
Then Glitch went again. "I also hate telling Mo everything. He sometimes becomes very overprotective which I don't like at all!"
Cat went again. "I hate my brother's every action. He has problems like before he had to go to Idaho, he's not allowed to go in malls because he lets out his 'anger' problems." Cat used quote marks for anger. Glitch looks at her with a confused look. "It is not what you think either."
Glitch continued. "I also hate bugs. I seriously hate them. It makes me squirm and run out of the building immediately, except in public. Jade has done this to me before and I squealed like a fuckin' bitch."
"Hey! Your language locker." Cat said.
"Sorry." Glitch admitted before he leaned in and kisses her.
Glitch was still going. "I hate Rats as well."
Cat:"I don't like girls with jelly on their face.
and Glitch finished. "And to finish off," Glitch and Cat finished it off. "We don't like to be split up!"
Glitch says, "This has been our What I Hates,"
Cat says as well, "And We hoped you enjoyed it." Cat and Glitch waved to the camera before Glitch turned it off.
Hope you enjoyed that. Private message me what else I should add to the What I Hate segment in the future.
