I do not own Zelda. If I did I would not be here. I would be at the
yaht club with my friend Bill Gates.
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This is a true story but the names events and places have been changed.
link rolls into wall Link: What the rolls into wall heck r.i.wis going on.
Link:sits up in bedNOOOOOOOO!!
Saria:yells from outsidewhats the matter.
Link: I had this horribly dream that I was in a video game and someone kept making me roll into a wall.
Saria: Wow that wierd.
Link: O no it's happening again!starts rolling into wall
Saria: STOP!!slaps Link and yanks chip off back This is your problem.
Link: Well let's get rid of that. throws at deku baba who eats it deku baba starts hitting head against wall
Saria: So what do you want to do today?
Link: I know lets get a bunch of monkeys and act out that Civil War.
starts giggling
Saria: Whats the Civil War?
Link: I dono I just made it up.
Mido: Hey Saria why you hanging out with that loser. Hey Link I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.
Link: Well did you get those clothes the......... #2 store.
Mido: God you suck at combacks.
Link: I know its a problem.
Saria: Hey guys don't you remember when you were friends. What happend?
Link: I can't remember anything besides my name for more than 10 seconds.
Saria and Mido: HAHAHAHAHAHa!!
Link: No seriously it's a realy serious problem.
Saria and Mido still laughing then Link joins in
Link: Hey what are we laughing about?
Saria: Nothin. Hey Link lets go to the castle and hang out.
Link: Ok.
Saria and Link walk as far as bridge when all of the sudden...
Ganon: You can't go any farther.
Link: yeah whatever Ganonpushes him aside and walks by
Gonon: Hey guys come back. Please. I hope that no one finds out about this.
They reach the castle at nightfall and the gates are closing.
Link: stop that gate we need to get in.throws boomerang at chains and chains brake.
Random Bad Guy: Hey doors open boys.
whoops and hollers from badguys as they rush into the castle
Saria: Lets go and we will never speak of this again.
Link: TO DEATH MOUNTAIN.starts skipping twords mountain
Saria:(some times I wonder)
They reached death mountain when Link got a great idea.
Link: Hey saria lets go pants the gorons.
Saria: Sure.
In Goron Hall Darania is giving a speech.
Darania: I would like to say to this group of leaders from all around Hyrule and when I say this I speak for all Gorons that.
boomerang slashes pant and pants fall downDarania blushes
Zora Leader: Now I remember why we made them live out here.
King of Hyrule: God put some pants on man.
Gurdo Second in Comand: WE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS.others agree
Link: This is up and steals pants of goron Why didn't we do this before.
Saria: I dono this is so funny.
Darania: Hey you come here.
Link: O no they so us. Lets beat it.
chase music playing while gorons chasingSaria and Link riding on Epona
Link: Man why wont these guys give up.
Saria: Well maybe they would stop chasing us if you turned of the blasted get-away music.turns off radio on Epona's saddle, gorons stop
Saria: Were did you get that radio.
Link: I don't remember..............
Well lets rap this up. Link and Saria returned to Kokori Forest safely.
Yes Gorons used to ware pants but did you ever see that pants flag right outside there home on Orcarina of Time well Link and Saria did it.
Gorons stoped wearing because of this event. WEll tune in next time for more tales from ZORABOY.
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Key: Thoughts)
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WARNING!! THIS STORY HAS NO REALY PLOT! PROCEDE WITH COUTION!
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This is a true story but the names events and places have been changed.
link rolls into wall Link: What the rolls into wall heck r.i.wis going on.
Link:sits up in bedNOOOOOOOO!!
Saria:yells from outsidewhats the matter.
Link: I had this horribly dream that I was in a video game and someone kept making me roll into a wall.
Saria: Wow that wierd.
Link: O no it's happening again!starts rolling into wall
Saria: STOP!!slaps Link and yanks chip off back This is your problem.
Link: Well let's get rid of that. throws at deku baba who eats it deku baba starts hitting head against wall
Saria: So what do you want to do today?
Link: I know lets get a bunch of monkeys and act out that Civil War.
starts giggling
Saria: Whats the Civil War?
Link: I dono I just made it up.
Mido: Hey Saria why you hanging out with that loser. Hey Link I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.
Link: Well did you get those clothes the......... #2 store.
Mido: God you suck at combacks.
Link: I know its a problem.
Saria: Hey guys don't you remember when you were friends. What happend?
Link: I can't remember anything besides my name for more than 10 seconds.
Saria and Mido: HAHAHAHAHAHa!!
Link: No seriously it's a realy serious problem.
Saria and Mido still laughing then Link joins in
Link: Hey what are we laughing about?
Saria: Nothin. Hey Link lets go to the castle and hang out.
Link: Ok.
Saria and Link walk as far as bridge when all of the sudden...
Ganon: You can't go any farther.
Link: yeah whatever Ganonpushes him aside and walks by
Gonon: Hey guys come back. Please. I hope that no one finds out about this.
They reach the castle at nightfall and the gates are closing.
Link: stop that gate we need to get in.throws boomerang at chains and chains brake.
Random Bad Guy: Hey doors open boys.
whoops and hollers from badguys as they rush into the castle
Saria: Lets go and we will never speak of this again.
Link: TO DEATH MOUNTAIN.starts skipping twords mountain
Saria:(some times I wonder)
They reached death mountain when Link got a great idea.
Link: Hey saria lets go pants the gorons.
Saria: Sure.
In Goron Hall Darania is giving a speech.
Darania: I would like to say to this group of leaders from all around Hyrule and when I say this I speak for all Gorons that.
boomerang slashes pant and pants fall downDarania blushes
Zora Leader: Now I remember why we made them live out here.
King of Hyrule: God put some pants on man.
Gurdo Second in Comand: WE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS.others agree
Link: This is up and steals pants of goron Why didn't we do this before.
Saria: I dono this is so funny.
Darania: Hey you come here.
Link: O no they so us. Lets beat it.
chase music playing while gorons chasingSaria and Link riding on Epona
Link: Man why wont these guys give up.
Saria: Well maybe they would stop chasing us if you turned of the blasted get-away music.turns off radio on Epona's saddle, gorons stop
Saria: Were did you get that radio.
Link: I don't remember..............
Well lets rap this up. Link and Saria returned to Kokori Forest safely.
Yes Gorons used to ware pants but did you ever see that pants flag right outside there home on Orcarina of Time well Link and Saria did it.
Gorons stoped wearing because of this event. WEll tune in next time for more tales from ZORABOY.
