A/N: Hey, this is my first Bleach fanfic. Sorry if I miss spell anything (like someone's name, etc.). Please tell me if I do so I can correct it. This story is AU so no one's a soul reaper, etc.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH. :(

Chapter 1: What A Wonderful Morning?

Ichigo Kurosaki was not having a good day. He was currently sitting in the principle's office for a number of reasons. 1) He was late for school for the millionth time. 2) He beated up someone for dissing his mom (his mom was a very sensitive topic). And 3) He bad mouthed the teacher and others for telling him to calm down. Not to mention that he was still pissed off at that midget ebony-black haired girl (guess who) that had tripped him on the way to school. His mind wondered back to that moring.

Flashback Time

To many it was a nice, peaceful moring- the birds were chirping and the sun was shinning bright- "OOOOOOH ICHIGO!"-or not. Isshin laned a kick on Ichigo's sleeping face.

"Goddamnit! What the hell is your problem?"

"Shouldn't we stop them?" Yuzu asked as she and Karin watched.

Crash.

"Bastard!"

Thunk.

Uh...Karin?"

"Just let them quarrel like old women," Karin said. "It means more food for us."

"But..."

"I'm gonna kill you!"

Cat screeching.

"Take it like a man, Ichigo!"

Crash.

"Shut. Up."

A few minutes later. "Hey Ichigo," Karin said.

"What?!"

"Looks like you're gonna be late again," she answered.

They stop and Ichigo starts running out the door.

"Shit. Less than ten minutes til school starts," he said to himself as he looked at his watch-not watching where he's going. "Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Sh-" He trips on his face and looks up. "What the hell?!"

"Walk much?" said a midget, ebony-black haired girl that had her foot stuck out.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you!" he said as he was about ready to loung at her.

"Are you now?"

"You tripped me!"

"What are you talking about?" she said innocently.

"You can drop the act cause it's gonna work on me!"

"Why are you being so mean?" she said. Tears coming to her eyes.

People walking by stared.

"What? I'm not doing anything!" he exclaimed.

"How could you make a girl cry like that?"

"You're so mean doing that to a girl."

"Did you have a quarrel?"

"Are you breaking up?" That was the last straw.

"We are not going out! There never was an 'us'!" They both yelled.

Suddenly the school bell rang.

"Shit! I'm late!" And with that he raced to school.

"-add 2 times it by 8 subtract .77 divide by-" the classroom door slamed open.

"Sorry I'm late," said a very worn out Ichigo.

"How many times-"

End of Flashback

"Kurosaki," the prinicple said. "I'm afraid we'll have to call your father."

"NO!" Ichigo said standing up.

"Too late. I've already called your father."

He slumped back down in his chair.

"Do you have anything to say before he arrives?" the principle asked.

"...No."

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