It was a peaceful sexy night in Camelot; Merlin and Arthur were about to become... Closer yeah that when... No Merlin, I'm not going to eat that donut off your thingy. Arthur I can't date a king who's not man enough to say dick. Arthur are you sure Gwen is ok with us seeing each other? Yes Merlin we have an open relationship... Well actually we have no relationship. WhAt HaPpEnED? Apparently I'm to gay for her. OH thank god Arthur I thought you were gonna say you have a STD. Yeah defiantly don't have that hehe I would ne- (Merlin cut Arthur off) Arthur you're acting strange... Ok Merlin truth time... Oh god u found the lotion and magazines under my bed I.. I'm so sorry Arthur I swear it was a one time thing! No and eww there is something wrong with my thi- ... Dick oh Merlin replied I'm sure every thing is fine Arthur I know a good Gauis suggested him "no worries be happy!" Merlin started singing and dancing around Arthur's room. STAHHHP Merlin it's weird
