Inutrasha

This story may be offensive to people who are in LOVE with the characters.

My little 8-year-old brother, Jacob, invented this story. It is his parody to Inuyasha and I just ended up being the typist and since I am the older sister with the fanfiction account, it will be posted on my account. It is a strange story but it is very funny so please read and review.

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Once upon a time, in your neighbour's backyard, there was a kid in a box. Now this kid—wait a moment! This isn't about the kid in the box, it was about the kid's sister's boyfriend's cousin, who's ex-boyfriend dated a dog, who lived with the great uncle of the person who liked the girl this story is about.

Now this girl, her name was Kagome but everyone called her Shoe. Would you like to know why they called her Shoe? Because once her itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, chubby cat, Buyo, ate her best high heels and now whenever she sees shoes she takes a spaz.

One day, a guy named Homo or Huju—something like that—bought her a pair of shoes and sent her running into her well house, making her stumble into her well and transport her to a time when people exterminated demons with frisbees.

When she got there, she met a half-human, half-dog demon named Inutrasha. He had been named Inutrasha because he littered so much. After Inutrasha saved Shoe from the evil caterpillar of death, he took it upon himself to tell Shoe exactly why he had been pinned to a bathroom door with a toilet plunger for 50 long, toilet filled-years. (But not before Kaede put a prayer bead necklace on him and Kagome learnt to give him the command 'Clean up' which forced Inutrasha to actually throw something in the garbage for once.

When he was 50 years younger, he had met a miko named Kikyou—nicknamed Plungio—who shot toilet plungers at unsuspecting demons. She was the protector of the Sacred Shikon CD, which had been made up with the four souls of music, Rock & Roll, Country, Romance songs and Rap. Inutrasha and Plungio fell in love until Inutrasha littered on her favourite garden of coats. Then she shot him with a toilet plunger, and made it look like he was the sign that indicated it was the men's room people were about to enter. Little did she know, that an evil tooth fairy named Naraku had taken all the teeth she had put under her pillow away without leaving any money. When she found out she tried to chase him of a cliff. Too bad Plungio didn't realize he had wings until she was falling off the cliff.

After Inutrasha and Shoe had told each other their life stories, Shoe stared having contractions and Lady Kaede had to perform a caesarean and Shoe gave birth to the Shikon CD.

"Let's listen to it!" She yelled with delight and popped it into her portable CD player. They turned it on and heard a loud crack. When she opened it up once again a million shards of the Shikon CD flew everywhere, causing Inutrasha to get so mad he littered every. Now I don't mean just your old, run of the mill litter, I mean trashcans and pop bottle lids and ramen packages everywhere.

So Shoe and Inutrasha set out on a quest to find the Shikon CD and they met a few friends on the way. First was the little long forgotten, fourth little piggy named Shippou who had lost his father. His father had been turned into pork chops by the big bad bunny named Babbit.

And then they met a mysterious, slightly perverted monk named Miroku, who had a curse placed on his family. Miroku's grandpa had had a hole placed in his stomach by the evil tooth fairy Naraku, and now any person in Miroku's family was cursed with a wind tunnel in his stomach. Miroku was a nice monk but there was some trouble when the gang first met him. You see, Miroku wore shoes, and Shoe had attacked him viciously with a rake. After Miroku's shoes were disposed of and his twelve broken bones had healed, Miroku traveled with them to help recover the shards of the Shikon CD and destroy his enemy Naraku, who also happened to be collecting the shards.

The last person they met was a demon slayer named Sango, who slayed demons with her giant Frisbee. She also had a score to settle with Naraku, who had kidnapped her brother, Kohaku. She owned a small two-headed Rottweiler who could transform into a giant 150-pound two-headed Rottweiler that could defy the laws of gravity and levitate.

They also ran into a few people on the way, making new friends and enemies. The first was a demented sheep named Koga, who fell in love with Shoe. There was the worm demon Myouga. Another was Inutrasha's brother, Chicken Wing (sorry fluffy lovers), who liked to eat KFC and his followers Jaken, a giant toad that ate the tooth fairy Naraku's poisonous butterflies and Rin, the girl who liked turtles. There was the gardener Jinenji, who was half-horse, half-human. And finally the sword-maker, Totosai, the person who taught Inutrasha to litter.

Together they are the Inu gang, and they will defeat the forces of evil and LISTEN TO THAT CD!

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Well that's the beginning of my brother's stories. Any further messages will be from him and all reviews will be sent to him. Please review and if you do, remember clean language please. He is only eight.