Hikari: My mother told me to write a story.
crew: gasp!
Hikari: ...and I can sound like Anna Morgan from The Ring (USA version).
crew (except Yuki): gasp!
Yuki: I saw half the movie. It wasn't scary.
Hikari/Vana: You have to watch the entire film to get the... full effect. shivers
Yuki: rolls eyes
Hikari: Now for DJ (Disclaimer Jimbo).
DJ: Hikari owns nothing but her fic crew and her ideas. Her sanity is in the custody of a nice family in Nebraska.
phone rings DJ answers
Hikari: whispery Seven days....
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Hikari and her fic crew were lounging around (as usual) when Vana's old friend Rachel came to visit with her son, Aiden.
They talked for a little while and eventually Rachel stopped beating around the friggin' bush. "I came here to show you this tape.
For you to live, it is required that you make a copy and let somebody else watch it within Seven days. You guys are the
only ones I think brave enough to watch this, and reasonable enough to believe me."
Hikari choked on the chips she had been eating at the word 'reasonable'. Nobody noticed. "The creator of this tape is
Samara Morgan."
This time, Vana choked. "The one that was in the news?!?!"
"The very same."
Hikari managed to swallow the chips. "I'll go first. If we don't go in turns, we'll never find someone to show it to."
"That seems logica- HOLY- HIKARI'S BEING LOGICAL!!! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! EVERYONE TO THEIR STATION!"
Midoshi ran around yelling this as Hikari took the tape from Rachel. "You sure you wanna do this?"
"Heck yeah."
Hikari stood up and walked to her bedroom. As she watched the tape (which I shall not describe), Midoshi continued
screaming and Vana choking. Eventually Kurama and Hiei put an end to these things with some duct tape and the miracles of the
heimlich manuever. Hikari finished the tape and put it in her secrety-secret-super-size-pocket-of-doom. She ran out to the guys.
"So how was it?" Yuki asked.
"Aw, man! The effects were awesome! And that part where Neo did that backbend thing? Pure genius!"
Rachel stared. "Are you sure you watched the tape I gave you?..."
"...I don't have a VCR."
Everyone groaned. Midoshi twitched a little, to which Hiei responded with more duct tape. "What? You never asked!"
Really, Hikari had watched the tape, but she wanted to tick everyone off. It worked. You see, Hikari's the kind of person who
does that sort of thing. And has secret compartments of crap all over her room and a secret game room with dancing chipmunks.
...You never heard that last part. So anyways, Hikari grinned as everyone moaned and groaned, except for Hiei who pried into her mind
and watched the tape. Vinnie looked over at Hiei. "Hey, maybe Hiei could create a contraption that could read Hikari's mind and see if
she's telling the truth. Like that one time when the Greatest Koala Bear Fell. You see..."
Vinnie went into another story of his which sent Hikari into twitching fits of dancing-chipmunk laughter. Then she got the
horrible images burned into her mind by Samara, which Hiei did soon after.
"It's... it's horrible... no... no... NOOO!!!" Hikari screeched.
Hiei was twitching madly. "What the heck is wrong with you guys?" Yuki inquired (word of the month!).
"The... images... NOOOOO KUWABARA AT A TEAPARTY IN A PINK CORSET!!!!! IT BURNNNNNSSSS!!!"
Everyone looked shocked. "I always thought he was a purple to me!" Kayko gasped.
At this, everyone looked weird. Hikari had the weirdest face, so Trumpy (we call Walter- Trumpy. Long story.) took a picture.
The image was all... weirded out. Like, more than Hikari's facial expression. Dude. Rachel then stood up and pointed at Hikari.
"So... you did kill Mr. Body- I mean... Watch the tape!"
"YES! I KILLED MR. BOD- Oh wait... what was the question again?"
At this point, the clock struck midnight.
"Shoot... time's started..."
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Yuki: I KNEW IT!!!
Hikari: hides the weaponbehind back So, you know whodunnit, but wheredunnit and withwhatdunnit?
Vana: ......I'll use a lifeline.
Hikari: Which one?
Vana: ...Um, 50/50.
Midoshi: ............................That's it, I'm leaving...
Hikari: grabs the back of Midoshi's head Not so fast... R&R, folks... while I deal with an escapee...
crew: gasp!
Hikari: ...and I can sound like Anna Morgan from The Ring (USA version).
crew (except Yuki): gasp!
Yuki: I saw half the movie. It wasn't scary.
Hikari/Vana: You have to watch the entire film to get the... full effect. shivers
Yuki: rolls eyes
Hikari: Now for DJ (Disclaimer Jimbo).
DJ: Hikari owns nothing but her fic crew and her ideas. Her sanity is in the custody of a nice family in Nebraska.
phone rings DJ answers
Hikari: whispery Seven days....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hikari and her fic crew were lounging around (as usual) when Vana's old friend Rachel came to visit with her son, Aiden.
They talked for a little while and eventually Rachel stopped beating around the friggin' bush. "I came here to show you this tape.
For you to live, it is required that you make a copy and let somebody else watch it within Seven days. You guys are the
only ones I think brave enough to watch this, and reasonable enough to believe me."
Hikari choked on the chips she had been eating at the word 'reasonable'. Nobody noticed. "The creator of this tape is
Samara Morgan."
This time, Vana choked. "The one that was in the news?!?!"
"The very same."
Hikari managed to swallow the chips. "I'll go first. If we don't go in turns, we'll never find someone to show it to."
"That seems logica- HOLY- HIKARI'S BEING LOGICAL!!! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! EVERYONE TO THEIR STATION!"
Midoshi ran around yelling this as Hikari took the tape from Rachel. "You sure you wanna do this?"
"Heck yeah."
Hikari stood up and walked to her bedroom. As she watched the tape (which I shall not describe), Midoshi continued
screaming and Vana choking. Eventually Kurama and Hiei put an end to these things with some duct tape and the miracles of the
heimlich manuever. Hikari finished the tape and put it in her secrety-secret-super-size-pocket-of-doom. She ran out to the guys.
"So how was it?" Yuki asked.
"Aw, man! The effects were awesome! And that part where Neo did that backbend thing? Pure genius!"
Rachel stared. "Are you sure you watched the tape I gave you?..."
"...I don't have a VCR."
Everyone groaned. Midoshi twitched a little, to which Hiei responded with more duct tape. "What? You never asked!"
Really, Hikari had watched the tape, but she wanted to tick everyone off. It worked. You see, Hikari's the kind of person who
does that sort of thing. And has secret compartments of crap all over her room and a secret game room with dancing chipmunks.
...You never heard that last part. So anyways, Hikari grinned as everyone moaned and groaned, except for Hiei who pried into her mind
and watched the tape. Vinnie looked over at Hiei. "Hey, maybe Hiei could create a contraption that could read Hikari's mind and see if
she's telling the truth. Like that one time when the Greatest Koala Bear Fell. You see..."
Vinnie went into another story of his which sent Hikari into twitching fits of dancing-chipmunk laughter. Then she got the
horrible images burned into her mind by Samara, which Hiei did soon after.
"It's... it's horrible... no... no... NOOO!!!" Hikari screeched.
Hiei was twitching madly. "What the heck is wrong with you guys?" Yuki inquired (word of the month!).
"The... images... NOOOOO KUWABARA AT A TEAPARTY IN A PINK CORSET!!!!! IT BURNNNNNSSSS!!!"
Everyone looked shocked. "I always thought he was a purple to me!" Kayko gasped.
At this, everyone looked weird. Hikari had the weirdest face, so Trumpy (we call Walter- Trumpy. Long story.) took a picture.
The image was all... weirded out. Like, more than Hikari's facial expression. Dude. Rachel then stood up and pointed at Hikari.
"So... you did kill Mr. Body- I mean... Watch the tape!"
"YES! I KILLED MR. BOD- Oh wait... what was the question again?"
At this point, the clock struck midnight.
"Shoot... time's started..."
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Yuki: I KNEW IT!!!
Hikari: hides the weaponbehind back So, you know whodunnit, but wheredunnit and withwhatdunnit?
Vana: ......I'll use a lifeline.
Hikari: Which one?
Vana: ...Um, 50/50.
Midoshi: ............................That's it, I'm leaving...
Hikari: grabs the back of Midoshi's head Not so fast... R&R, folks... while I deal with an escapee...
