You Did What!

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Laura isn't mine. Neither is Rodney; I'm so in love with that man, though! Unfortunately, he's almost twice my age.

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"You did what, McKay?" Lieutenant Laura Cadman demanded of the scientist.

McKay winced. "I, umm...I--purely by accident, I might add--caused power to go out on the level where you're quartered," he explained.

Laura's face got red as she took deep breaths and focused on not strangling McKay. After all, it would be very bad form to dispose of the city's only hope for survival.

Suddenly, the beleaguered Marine sighed. "Well then, I'll have to take some drastic measures," she replied.

Rodney's eyes widened and he winced. "That sounds bad. Just what are you planning to do?"

"Since I can't use my room in the dark, I guess I'll just have to commandeer yours." With that, she turned and began to walk out.

"You--you can't do that!" McKay babbled, upset.

"Of course I can! Who's going to stop me?"

"I'll tell Colonel Sheppard!"

Laura knew that Colonel Sheppard would just laugh at Rodney and tell him that he deserved it. "He won't do anything, so don't go to your quarters anytime soon; I'll be in your shower," she informed Rodney with a seductive smile. With that, she sauntered off.

McKay swallowed hard. "Oh crap," he muttered. "This could be a problem."