Hullo!

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim! But if I did I would rule the world! Mwahahahaha! Ahem.

This is my first Invader Zim fic, and I reeeeeally hope it goes well.

Well, here goes nothing...


Sari and Zim stood on top of the burning school, laughing evily and maniacally at the smell of burning textbooks. Ash fell from the sky, and the flames blazed so high they could be seen for miles. She felt such comfort in the sound of Michael Shipley screaming as he ran around on fire with no way out of the school. She threw her head up at the sky and laughed even more maniacally than ever before.

Then, Sari's mom was shaking her awake. "Aww, mom, I was having a good dream..."

"Sari, it's time to wake up! Come on! You need to go to school!"

"Blarf."

"Get up, Sari."

"Mmmmmmrrrf... Blargles!"

"I SAID GET UP, SARI!"

"Okay! Fine! Geez, mom!"


Zim sat on the school bus, gloomily staring out the window.

This new school had better be better than that other one. Stupid humans, having me 'transfered' to a different school just because I destroyed the gymnasium... Hmmm... Maybe the pathetic humans at this school will not splash random corrosive liquids on me. Foolish humans. When I take over the Earth, I will destroy all barbeque sauce. Yeeeees! Perfect! And I can torture Dib, that pathetic lowlife, in my dungeons forever! Mwahahahaha! Oh, look, we have arrived at the torture and educating place called school...


Well, what did y'all think of that chapter?

Eventually, I plan to pair up Sari and Zim.

And I can always threaten Sari to make this a M-rated fic. But that's proably never going to happen. Unless Sari does something really mean to me... (:l

Well, r & r, and if you like Fullmetal Alchemist, read my other fics.

Toodles!