The college dean throws papers at our author.

"Help me!" The author cries big sobbing buckets of waterfall tears.

"What's wrong with you?" The author looks up to see the rookie nine.

"snortsniff This stupid college won't accept my credits! I did all that work for nothing! Wwwaaaa!"

"Credit-transfer jutsu!" Sakura says dramatically.

The college dean blinks twice and looks at the author."Oh, yes madam, we would be happy to take all these bogus classes as credit, including 'Wasting time on the internet writing fanfiction 101"

"Animal-personality jutsu!" Naruto yells. The assistant deans turns into a fluffy rat with those ugly half glasses.

"High-GPA-summoning jutsu!" Neji said flatly. The author looks at him. "What, did you think I got to be genius by working? I was born into it."

"Oo-kay..."

"Excuse me." Sasuke left the room.

"What's he doing?" the author asks curiously.

Hinata looks out the window. "Oh my... he's threatening to beat up your roommate if she doesn't clean the dorm room today." Hinata sees the author tear up with joy, and she hands her a tissue.

Shino notified us: "I'm going to call all the roaches out of the dorm that are there because you have a sloppy roommate"

Ino said "I'm going to make that jerk who keeps kicking your desk pledge his undying love for you!"

"How are going to do that with a mind transfer?" the author asks.

"I can't without getting too out of character. Since you can't think of any ideas, I'll just give him a huge wedgie!"

"I could pledge my undying love for you." Lee suggested.

"Shut up Lee, we're trying to help her!" Shikamaru said. "I would do your overdue projects for you, but I'd rather just steal someone else's. Cool?"

The author looked out the window into the crammed parking lot and sees the fancy Hummer car sinking slowly. She also hears a hissing sound. "Ten-ten, what just happened?"

"He dinged your door, member? Just because you drive a 88 Tempo doesn't mean he has to be disrespectin'!" She put the kuni knife back in her purse thingy.

"Hey favorite author, want to keep Akamaru for a few days? He's weally fuzzy-wuzzy cwute!" Kiba got silly when talking about his best friend.

The author blows her nose on the tissue. "Honk Thank you so much, all of you!"

"No problem!" They all said in chorus. And they all pigged out on chocolate ice cream together. Choji ate the most.

And that's how the rookie nine made the author laugh and feel better. The end.

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I hope you weren't expecting quality literature. Sorry for the disappointment if you were. Writing just helps me feel better sometimes. Doesn't it you? Sincerely, Karkadann.